So, I think this guy that works at the gym wants me.

[Your Fan 0]

Surfer, yeah, you're pretty ghey looking, I can see how another ghey dood would hit on you by offering free drinks.

 

[GettnHuge 1]

ok..ok...

 

here's what i could dig up.

 

SURF

 

CABO

 

Ok now we're gheying it up.

You look more than 170lbs, I weigh 50lbs more. How tall are you?

[TheNewGirl 1,031]

OH NO!

 

Cack fight!

[Dick Hertz 1]

Great!

 

 

Hey Mike can we rename this place to The Gay Club?

[TheNewGirl 1,031]

Great!

Hey Mike can we rename this place to The Gay Club?

 

 

The Blue Oyster.

[GettnHuge 1]

Great!

Hey Mike can we rename this place to The Gay Club?

 

says D|ck Hertz??

[Dick Hertz 1]

Okay, I just put on Neil Diamond and my grandmothers underwear. Let the posting continue.

[TheNewGirl 1,031]

Okay, I just put on Neil Diamond and my grandmothers underwear. Let the posting continue.

 

Since we are dressing like the opposite sex, can I wear my strap on as I post?

[Your Fan 0]

Since we are dressing like the opposite sex, can I wear my strap on as I post?

[Yer mom 2]

[KSB2424 3,083]

I've got a pic of me bent over, cheeks spread, butt mashed up against a glass door. I've been wanting to post this sombitch for years. I think this thread may be my chance!

[GettnHuge 1]

I've got a pic of me bent over, cheeks spread, butt mashed up against a glass door. I've been wanting to post this sombitch for years. I think this thread may be my chance!

 

is this it?

[Hurricane Ditka 0]

ok..ok...

 

here's what i could dig up.

 

SURF

 

CABO

Dude, your kind of focking hot. You made me wave my hand across my face from the heat. Are you one of those dancers?

[peenie 1,690]

ok..ok...

 

here's what i could dig up.

 

SURF

 

CABO

omg, you are so cute! very nice body!

[GettnHuge 1]

omg, you are so cute! very nice body!

 

are you playing wif yourself?

[surferskin 30]

Good for her?

Surfer, yeah, you're pretty ghey looking, I can see how another ghey dood would hit on you by offering free drinks.

i'll take that as a compliment.

Ok now we're gheying it up.

You look more than 170lbs, I weigh 50lbs more. How tall are you?

5'10" maybe i'm small boned. (no cack jokes)

[surferskin 30]

Great!

Hey Mike can we rename this place to The Gay Club?

don't be intimidated by my manhood.

[jerryskids 5,206]

don't be intimidated by my manhood.

I'd love to lick limoncello off of your nipples. In a manly way, of course.

[Angry White Male 0]

First it was libs, now it's phaggots. WTF??? This bored has gone to SHIOT!!!

[GettnHuge 1]

First it was libs, now it's phaggots. WTF??? This bored has gone to SHIOT!!! :mad:

 

so despite knowing what those pics were about, you checked em out anyway huh? makes ya wonder who the real

poo poker is. I spose when you go to the beach you wear a blindfold. If wimmens ask to see your body, ya show them.

Not doing so would be the ghey.

[peenie 1,690]

when i touched my friend's chest this flashed into my brain. i rubbed his belly and thought of this. i said, "why do you have that?" he said, "what? my pooch?" i said, "yeah, it used to not be like that." he said, "i know, i need to do more cardio." i was like, "you sure do...."

[naomi 343]

when i touched my friend's chest this flashed into my brain. i rubbed his belly and thought of this. i said, "why do you have that?" he said, "what? my pooch?" i said, "yeah, it used to not be like that." he said, "i know, i need to do more cardio." i was like, "you sure do...."

No offense peenie, but this is one of the weirdest posts I've read from you.

[TheNewGirl 1,031]

when i touched my friend's chest this flashed into my brain. i rubbed his belly and thought of this. i said, "why do you have that?" he said, "what? my pooch?" i said, "yeah, it used to not be like that." he said, "i know, i need to do more cardio." i was like, "you sure do...."

 

 

I actually think that that was kinda rude.

 

Did he then grab your boobs and say, "Hey, when is your surgery scheduled?"

[surferskin 30]

when i touched my friend's chest this flashed into my brain. i rubbed his belly and thought of this. i said, "why do you have that?" he said, "what? my pooch?" i said, "yeah, it used to not be like that." he said, "i know, i need to do more cardio." i was like, "you sure do...."

i knew when i posted those pictures that there was a good chance any wimmen here seeing them would be rooned for all other men...

 

...sorry, ladies.

[peenie 1,690]

he didn't know why i said that, i didn't flash him pictures of surferskin and gettnhuge and say, "why don't you look like that?!!" don't feel too sorry for him, he's in great shape.

btw, he likes my flat breasts and if he didn't he can date someone else.

 

sigh, we were supposed to go out tonight....i chose to stay home instead.

 

@tng, it's the guy who always criticizes everyone's body, he deserves it.

[jerryskids 5,206]

he didn't know why i said that, i didn't flash him pictures of surferskin and gettnhuge and say, "why don't you look like that?!!" don't feel too sorry for him, he's in great shape.

btw, he likes my flat breasts and if he didn't he can date someone else.

 

sigh, we were supposed to go out tonight....i chose to stay home instead.

 

@tng, it's the guy who always criticizes everyone's body, he deserves it.

Sounds like he could use a handjob from you, peenie.

[Toro 1]

i knew when i posted those pictures that there was a good chance any wimmen here seeing them would be rooned for all other men...

 

...sorry, ladies.

 

Unless the ladies like their men taller than the average middle schooler.

[Angry White Male 0]

Unless the ladies like their men taller than the average middle schooler.

B!tch fight!!

 

Ladies, you are both beautiful, inside and out.

[GettnHuge 1]

he didn't know why i said that, i didn't flash him pictures of surferskin and gettnhuge and say, "why don't you look like that?!!" don't feel too sorry for him, he's in great shape.

btw, he likes my flat breasts and if he didn't he can date someone else.

 

sigh, we were supposed to go out tonight....i chose to stay home instead.

 

@tng, it's the guy who always criticizes everyone's body, he deserves it.

 

are you good with the hamjobs?

[surferskin 30]

Unless the ladies like their men taller than the average middle schooler.

OHKAY shaq.

[ThatGirl 0]

ok..ok...

 

here's what i could dig up.

 

SURF

 

CABO

 

 

Mmmm pelvage.

[GettnHuge 1]

Mmmm pelvage.

 

ThatGirl

FF Rookie

 

Group: Members

Posts: 1

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[surferskin 30]

ThatGirl

FF Rookie

 

Group: Members

Posts: 1

Joined: 28-March 08

 

i don't know if i should be flattered or askeered that some dood here took the time to create a chick alias to comment on a picture of me.

[Big Blue 06 195]

i don't know if i should be flattered or askeered that some dood here took the time to create a chick alias to comment on a picture of me.

 

I'd go with askeered. Also, you guys are both in pretty good shape. Nice job.

[Savage Beast 1]

So, my question, i guess is...how many more free drinks can accept before I have to let him at least tug me off?

 

You are an admitted Redskins fan, and then you come here and expect us to believe you are not ghey? Who are you trying to fool?

[ThatGirl 0]

i don't know if i should be flattered or askeered that some dood here took the time to create a chick alias to comment on a picture of me.

[porkbutt 861]

this thread is gayer than the gay dude himself.

 

 

please rename ***official gayest thread of all time***

[surferskin 30]

this thread is gayer than the gay dude himself.

please rename ***official gayest thread of all time***

hey, i can't help it if shirtless men make you think ghey thoughts.

[Savage Beast 1]

this thread is gayer than the gay dude himself. But it's not as gay as I am.

please rename ***official gayest thread of all time***

 

[GettnHuge 1]

hey, i can't help it if shirtless men make you think ghey thoughts.

 

I suppose when he's in the lockerroom he thinks about baseball.