hellothere 1 Posted May 28, 2008 6'3 245lbs. Special Moves: Little known Scottish martial art Fook Yu. There's a lot of headbutting and kicking people while they're on the ground. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BLS 314 Posted May 28, 2008 Can I bite your ear or nose, and then punch you in the throat? 6'1" - 210lbs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RicemanX 20 Posted May 28, 2008 5'9" 190, I'm like a little ball of fury. Don't even try to get in my way when I'm rolling down a hill. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Birdseed 1 Posted May 28, 2008 6'-0" 195 Lbs. I drink Thompson's Water Seal for the fun of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted May 28, 2008 5'11" 185lbs and ill kick yer monkey asses all up the great wall and shiit Finishing move: Nose honk, taught from master LaRusso Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,230 Posted May 28, 2008 6' 2" 220lbs But I am a lover, not a fighter.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
remote controller 143 Posted May 28, 2008 6'3 245lbs. Special Moves: Little known Scottish martial art Fook Yu. There's a lot of headbutting and kicking people while they're on the ground. You're kinda fat. I'm 6'3" and only 242lbs! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flap 1 Posted May 28, 2008 6' 1" 150lbs I'll be all over you like a spider monkey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lambert58 71 Posted May 28, 2008 5' 10" 285. I will curl up and cry like a baby if you hit me. You will eventually feel guilty and harm yourself.... My indian name is : Bleedslikesonofabitch HHHHHYYYYYYYYYOOOOWWWWWWWWW.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hellothere 1 Posted May 28, 2008 I'll be all over you like a spider monkey. Like a spider monkey all hopped up Mountain Dew?!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hellothere 1 Posted May 28, 2008 I drink Thompson's Water Seal for the fun of it. This is more than a little badass, correct choice on emoticon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
listen2me 23 1,873 Posted May 28, 2008 5'10 185. I'm like a Bobcat ready to protect its young.~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Savage Beast 1 Posted May 28, 2008 4'10 95 pounds. I'm a dwarf. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 366 Posted May 28, 2008 8' 10", 2000 lbs. I once decided to hunt down all four members of the Banana Splits. I stalked and killed every one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives…except Fleegle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hellothere 1 Posted May 28, 2008 4'10 95 pounds. I'm a dwarf. i would use you as a weapon to fight off other geeks, you would get partial credit for any victories Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Savage Beast 1 Posted May 28, 2008 i would use you as a weapon to fight off other geeks, you would get partial credit for any victories My head is very large and dangerous. I have water on the brain. I look like a Neanderthal man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Moz 69 Posted May 28, 2008 6' 2" 220lbs But I am a lover, not a fighter.... Try to imagine good economic news! You would become a fighter soon enough I am certain! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Moz 69 Posted May 28, 2008 5'10 175 Key moves having a space before I type ! or ? as that seems to annoy people to death! It's all strategy people ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 366 Posted May 28, 2008 My head is very large and dangerous. I have water on the brain. I look like a Neanderthal man. One of the give away signs of mental retardation. Which is why they are called "waterheads". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hellothere 1 Posted May 28, 2008 My head is very large and dangerous. I have water on the brain. I look like a Neanderthal man. you sell yourself short <-(intentional) I would chose you over any samurai sword or battle axe as my weapon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FeelingMN 273 Posted May 28, 2008 8' 10", 2000 lbs. I once decided to hunt down all four members of the Banana Splits. I stalked and killed every one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives…except Fleegle. Did he honk though? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted May 28, 2008 Someone say something Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,499 Posted May 28, 2008 6'0 195 lbs I like to garden, play with my kats, knit, read Jackie Collins novels... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,247 Posted May 28, 2008 5'8 160. I will kick you straight in the kneecap and then kickstomp your head in for fun and profit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan06 1 Posted May 28, 2008 I will turn you on with my smile! You have a boner now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,247 Posted May 28, 2008 I will turn you on with my smile! You have a boner now. And no one fights with a boner. Its against the rules. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted May 28, 2008 And no one fights with a boner. Its against the rules. I beat the shiit outta mine, is that wrong? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RicemanX 20 Posted May 28, 2008 And no one fights with a boner. Its against the rules. Unless its a sword fight of course Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,247 Posted May 28, 2008 I beat the shiit outta mine, is that wrong? No but side effects include blindness and hair on the palms of your hand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,247 Posted May 28, 2008 Unless its a sword fight of course Then from what the word is about asians you would be at a small disadvantage. Laugh motherfocker you know its funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted May 28, 2008 No but side effects include blindness and hair on the palms of your hand. If that were true id be mistaken for the offspring of Ray Charles and Chewbacca Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,499 Posted May 28, 2008 If that were true id be mistaken for the offspring of Ray Charles and Chewbacca Versus your biological parents, Elton John and Rosie O'Donnell ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
