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Teen Decapitated by Roller Coaster

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Holy Crap, that coaster goes f

 

No. I think the answer he was looking for was "the coaster". :rolleyes: :(

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When they make the movie, I bet they can dig up Vic Morrow and cast him as the kid.

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I heard they were thinking of re-naming the coaster "The PhillyBear" :rolleyes:

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"We still don't know what happened," said Asia Ferguson, the father of Asia Leeshawn Ferguson IV, as they returned to their church.

 

I think it is quite obvious what happened...

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I think it is quite obvious what happened...

 

What a tragedy. Somebody named Asia.

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I think it is quite obvious what happened...

 

Remember the gene pool this kid came from.

 

Dad wouldn't know what happened if it smacked him right in the head.

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I heard they were thinking of re-naming the coaster "The PhillyBear" :rolleyes:

 

The Guillotine.

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Dad wouldn't know what happened if it smacked him right in the head.

 

That seems to be family issue in general.

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Somebody definitely needs to take it upon themself to head up an investigation into how something like this could happen.

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There are now rumors that this kid was under a psychiatrist's care. He had a great fear of roller coasters and the doctor was working with him to face his fears. Apparently, the kid was too stupid to realize that it was a figure of speech. :doublethumbsup:

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There are now rumors that this kid was under a psychiatrist's care. He had a great fear of roller coasters and the doctor was working with him to face his fears. Apparently, the kid was too stupid to realize that it was a figure of speech. :thumbsup:

 

You should always try to face your fears head on. Good advice :doublethumbsup:

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I guess it makes him no different than any other guy, but I bet he'd kill for some head right now.

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Man, that's gotta be tough on the adults who had to take the kids home.

 

 

"Okay, everybody line up for a headcount!"

 

"um.." :doublethumbsup:

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United Negro College Fund: A Mind is a terrible thing to knock 50 yards into the concession stand.

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Somebody's father took the time and patience to nurture and develop the best golfer in the world today.

 

Another father raised road kill.

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I guess part of the thrill in riding a rollar coaster is there is the slight chance you could die. Our company picnic is at an amusement park in which three people died in seperate instances on coasters and one on of those drop zone rides. I wonder why they choose this place for our picnic? :doublethumbsup: Probably cheaper then paying severance packages. One of the deaths occured in a similar manner on the TOP GUN RIDE. Your legs are hanging over the edge some fool tried to retrieve a hat and got kicked in the head and died. The kicker suffered a broken leg.

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Has anyone confirmed the rumor that as the kid was looking at the roller coaster, he was heard singing "I've Got My Mind Set on You" by George Harrison?

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Has anyone confirmed the rumor that as the kid was looking at the roller coaster, he was heard singing "I've Got My Mind Set on You" by George Harrison?

 

Totally false. He was singing "Over My Head" by Fleetwood Mac.

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Totally false. He was singing "Over My Head" by Fleetwood Mac.

 

Oh. What about the rumor that the people controlling the coaster were listening to "Head Like a Hole" by Nine Inch Nails and they got confused? It wasn't like a hole at all.

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This part isn't getting a hell of a lot of play, but apparently the kid's head left with some pretty significant velocity and went right through one of the walls of a nearby maintenance shack.

 

 

It left one hell of a nappy-headed hole.

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Sadly, the kid would have survived a run in with Siouxsie's bagina, unscathed. For that matter, the roller coaster would have too.

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Sadly, the kid would have survived a run in with Siouxsie's bagina, unscathed. For that matter, the roller coaster would have too.

 

Is Siouxsie's bagina thick and rich enough to stop this speeding roller coaster? YES!

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Damn shame. Could have been a real opportunity if they'd acted fast enough.

 

Can you imagine the potential of putting a white man's head on a black man's body??

 

Fockin NFL STAR I tell you!!

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Could the roller coaster challenge Jason Elam for the Falcons job?

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Remember Danielsan....

You wear cap with bill facing forward.............safe.

You wear cap with bill facing backwards.............safe.

You wear cap with bill cocked sideways........sooner or later...SQUISH...just like grape!

:wave:

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I once saw a teenager decapitated by a drink coaster. That was one wild party.

 

i'm guessing bill brasky was involved

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weather he lived or died was a coin flip.

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