NewbieJr 540 Posted July 9, 2008 I was listening to Maxim radio yesterday and the subject of dudes acting like doshbags was being discussed. Do any of you ever do any of these things? 1. The hand gesture for photos.- You're not in a gang, asspipe. 2. The ab reveal- Put your shirt down, homo. 3. More than one chain (or a single over-sized chain)- Christ. 4. The kissy-face.- oh my focking God. 5. Going shirtless when you're not swimming.- Ghey 6. Cap tilted at an angle.- Take the hat off if you don't know how to wear it. There may be more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pingpong 0 Posted July 9, 2008 Walking around all day with a Blue Tooth in your ear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EAwer 1 Posted July 9, 2008 go to youtube and search "my new haircut" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted July 9, 2008 That is a good list. I was thinking of us older folks and some of the things we might have: Do any of you ever do any of these things? 1. Socks with sandals. - This deserves a punch in the face, retard. 2. The asscrack reveal- Pull your pants up, lardass. 3. More than one chin - Christ. 4. The drooly-face.- oh my focking God. 5. Wearing a tank top with one of your man-boobs hanging out the side.- Depressing 6. Showing the top of your head.- Put a hat on you bald fock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted July 9, 2008 I forgot to list another clear sign of douchebaggery- Wearing sunglasses indoors. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kpbuckeye 2 Posted July 9, 2008 I was listening to Maxim radio yesterday and the subject of dudes acting like doshbags was being discussed. Do any of you ever do any of these things? 1. The hand gesture for photos.- You're not in a gang, asspipe. 2. The ab reveal- Put your shirt down, homo. 3. More than one chain (or a single over-sized chain)- Christ. 4. The kissy-face.- oh my focking God. 5. Going shirtless when you're not swimming.- Ghey 6. Cap tilted at an angle.- Take the hat off if you don't know how to wear it. There may be more. I go shirtless all the time around the house in the summer. its focking hot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Groundhog 24 Posted July 9, 2008 I forgot to list another clear sign of douchebaggery- Wearing sunglasses indoors. unless you're playing poker. Then you have a reason. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 928 Posted July 9, 2008 "Popping your collar" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted July 9, 2008 Screw you guys for judging me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted July 9, 2008 "Popping your collar" Another clear sign. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted July 9, 2008 I go shirtless all the time around the house in the summer. its focking hot. On your swimming pool deck or in your house- acceptable Mowing your grass or washing your car- dooshbag (Caveat being if your lawn is fenced-in, out of public-sight.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brad GLuckman 518 Posted July 9, 2008 Wearing a Pink Polo is a guaranteed sign of a douchebag. If someone is wearing a pink polo, 100% of the time the collar is popped, they have a livestrong bracelet, and they are wearing a hat tilted to the side. This is massive douchebaggery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kpbuckeye 2 Posted July 9, 2008 On your swimming pool deck or in your house- acceptable Mowing your grass or washing your car- dooshbag (Caveat being if your lawn is fenced-in, out of public-sight.) I will be filing an appeal on this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted July 9, 2008 I will be filing an appeal on this Ok. If you violate this one sign of douchebaggery, but none of the others, you may slide by as a borderline-dooshbag. But, if you even slightly violate one of the other rules, you are a full-fledged D-Bag. The fact is, if you parade around your neighborhood, shirtless, there's a very good chance that there are a few pictures floating around of you making a sideways peace sign. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 928 Posted July 9, 2008 Wearing a Pink Polo is a guaranteed sign of a douchebag. If someone is wearing a pink polo, 100% of the time the collar is popped, they have a livestrong bracelet, and they are wearing a hat tilted to the side. This is massive douchebaggery. I own a Pink Polo and continue to wear it becuase girls tell me they love it. I will, however, never pop my collar, put on a livestrong bracelet or tilt my hat to the side. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,085 Posted July 9, 2008 Solid list. I would like to add what I call the "Mullet Tuck". Shirt tucked in the front, but pulled out in the back. Listen douchbagg, if you want to show off your new oversized custom belt buckle then tuck your focking shirt in all the way or don't tuck it in at all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 928 Posted July 9, 2008 A mesh work-out shirt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted July 9, 2008 A mesh work-out shirt. Noway, that's what I thought a first too but when I combined the mesh shirt with my cutoff jean shorts, it just kinda worked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted July 9, 2008 I'm not sure if this should be listed or not. Help me decide.... Guys wearing flip-flops. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted July 9, 2008 I'm not sure if this should be listed or not. Help me decide.... Guys wearing flip-flops. Guys wearing flip-flops in general? I think you might be a doosh for even asking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,085 Posted July 9, 2008 Noway, that's what I thought a first too but when I combined the mesh shirt with my cutoff jean shorts, it just kinda worked. Which brings up another subject on the opposite end of the spectrum. Some of you 40+ guys need come on out of the 80's and 90's a little. I've got an idea, go home tonight and grab a trash bag. Then proceed to throw away all your jean shorts, tweed belts, cotton plaid Tommy Hilfiger shirts, and Guess jeans. Please, I beg of you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pingpong 0 Posted July 9, 2008 Clipping you keys to your belt loop with a carribeaner because you have too many keys to fit in your pocket. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 700 Posted July 9, 2008 I'm not sure if this should be listed or not. Help me decide.... Guys wearing flip-flops. In general with shorts, no. Flip-flops with jeans = douchebaggery Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted July 9, 2008 In general, no. Flip-flops with jeans = douchebaggery This ain't the first time you've been wrong about this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,085 Posted July 9, 2008 I own more pairs of flip flops than I do any other kind of shoe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted July 9, 2008 I own more pairs of flip flops than I do any other kind of shoe. I'm wearing a brand new pair that I bought yesterday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted July 9, 2008 I own more pairs of flip flops than I do any other kind of shoe. Well, there's your answer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted July 9, 2008 Anyone over the age of 17 with pants intentionally lowered around their ass. The belt is supposed to keep the pants around the waist, homo! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,085 Posted July 9, 2008 If you are a man and still wear an earring. God help you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted July 9, 2008 Where do you guys stand on plaid shorts? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
$epphori$ 118 Posted July 9, 2008 ok..u guys ready to have fun with this? most men in good shape up here in Boston go shirtless even when not swimmning.,..including me I have my ears pierced...and my nipple...and I am not ghey.. I'll say it now FIXORED Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 700 Posted July 9, 2008 This ain't the first time you've been wrong about this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,085 Posted July 9, 2008 Where do you guys stand on plaid shorts? If you were ahead of the fad (i.e. 2006-2007) then it was somewhat "cool" and defintely acceptable. However it is rapidly swinging over into douchebag land. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,650 Posted July 9, 2008 ok..u guys ready to have fun with this? most men in good shape up here in Boston go shirtless even when not swimmning.,..including me I have my ears pierced...and my nipple...and I am not ghey.. None of the guys in the Castro district think they look like queers either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
$epphori$ 118 Posted July 9, 2008 None of the guys in the Castro district think they look like queers either. I dont care what people think of me...I KNOW I look good Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,650 Posted July 9, 2008 We've gone this far without the Ginormous Welder Sunglasses?? Stupid on Wimmens, Dooshbaggity on Mens. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted July 9, 2008 ok..u guys ready to have fun with this? most men in good shape up here in Boston go shirtless even when not swimmning.,..including me I have my ears pierced...and my nipple...and I am not ghey.. I'll say it now FIXORED You posted pictures of your johnson on a 99% male messagebaord. Of course you have a pierced nipple and walk around shirtless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,650 Posted July 9, 2008 You posted pictures of your johnson on a 99% male messagebaord. Of course you have a pierced nipple and walk around shirtless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
