The Art of the Jihad

[jvirne 0]

Jihading other boards used to be my favorite thing about FFT.

 

Remember the botched curly jihad?

 

What about Gobbledog's fish board fiasco?

 

Then there was the Dale Ernhardt memorial board. "His haid felled off!"

 

The best thing about the short-lived First and Inches board was the jihad we pulled on a Jedi religion board.

 

Is it a matter of the old (2000-2005) guard leaving? Are you people not interested in jihads?

 

I'm not pointing fingers or talking smack. I'm genuinely curious.

[RLLD 4,230]

The Star Wars jihad was the poop, the curly one resulted in unintended consequences (never fock with self medicating wimmens commiserating)

 

I think perhaps a few went to far, and the overlord became more observant over those trying to execute, and then he executed them.....

 

Also, remember the fatass forum where those guys were talking about carrying extra toilet seats in their car....

[jerryskids 6,792]

We've had a few petition sites; "Free Roman Polanski" went pretty well. In general I think it is a lack of interest and a lack of ability to subtlely infiltrate, vs. goin' in guns a blazin'.

[RLLD 4,230]

We've had a few petition sites; "Free Roman Polanski" went pretty well. In general I think it is a lack of interest and a lack of ability to subtlely infiltrate, vs. goin' in guns a blazin'.

 

Truth.

 

We have lost the art of subtlety...

[jvirne 0]

We've had a few petition sites; "Free Roman Polanski" went pretty well. In general I think it is a lack of interest and a lack of ability to subtlely infiltrate, vs. goin' in guns a blazin'.

 

I missed the Polanski one and the fatass jihad.

 

You're dead on about the method though. It only works with subtle infiltration. If you go in all grabastic with guns blazing, you just tally up a bunch of quick bannings. It's like premature ejaculation.

 

Another problem is people jumping from this site to the target. The mods can read where you came from. When they notice 10 new disruptive members all coming from the same location, the gig is up.

[Bert 1,128]

Also, remember the fatass forum where those guys were talking about carrying extra toilet seats in their car....

 

 

We reached the top of the mountain with "crapper bustin' fattys" and "his haid felled off" so there was no need to continue.

[tikigods 76]

The Fish Forum Jihad was legendary.

[edjr 6,580]

The Dale Earnhardt one was absolutely crassic.

[Frank M 181]

The last couple of attempts have been over before they started because someone tips their hand too early and gets all new registrations blocked.

[Bert 1,128]

The Dale Earnhardt one was absolutely crassic.

 

That will always be my personal favorite.

[jvirne 0]

Which one was it were someone posted about having their dog THOR rape someone in the pooper?

 

Forgot the context. I just remember laughing so hard I couldn't breathe.

[RLLD 4,230]

We reached the top of the mountain with "crapper bustin' fattys" and "his haid felled off" so there was no need to continue.

 

Valid.

[NorthernVike 2,086]

The Rubber Room jihad was a success by any measure. Sux became a member there and hardly post here any more.

[jerryskids 6,792]

The Rubber Room jihad was a success by any measure. Sux became a member there and hardly post here any more.

I couldn't think of the name of that place, or I'd have mentioned in my original post that it doesn't help when one of your own members goes Benedict Arnold on you because he discovers a new crop of ghey men to try to talk to on the phone.

[cbfalcon 825]

A successful jihad requires 7 people at minimum.

 

Since the Geek Club maxes out at 6 people here at a time, successful jihads have become mathematically impossible to organize.

[edjr 6,580]

A successful jihad requires 7 people at minimum.

 

Since the Geek Club maxes out at 6 people here at a time, successful jihads have become mathematically impossible to organize.

 

this

[RLLD 4,230]

One of the more bizarre events was when someone posted a conference call #, and about a dozen of us dialed in, and sat there in silence....

[NorthernVike 2,086]

One of the more bizarre events was when someone posted a conference call #, and about a dozen of us dialed in, and sat there in silence....

 

That would be focking funny

[RLLD 4,230]

 

That would be focking funny

 

People just started hanging up when they realized the two world were collided a bit too real.....

[Bert 1,128]

One of the more bizarre events was when someone posted a conference call #, and about a dozen of us dialed in, and sat there in silence....

 

 

Didn't a bunch of people start callin' Rustor's newpaper in Buttmont?

[jvirne 0]

Didn't a bunch of people start callin' Rustor's newpaper in Buttmont?

 

That'd be over the line for me.

[jvirne 0]

A successful jihad requires 7 people at minimum.

 

Since the Geek Club maxes out at 6 people here at a time, successful jihads have become mathematically impossible to organize.

 

A couple people were talking about starting a spinoff board dedicated to jihads. A couple ideas floated were -

 

- It'd have gates on the door but anyone could join. Membership would just prevent reverse-jihads, like the curly fiasco.

 

- I think I know a way to make links posted on the board anonymous. So you could click a link in a thread and it'd go to an anonyomizer site first, then to the target. That'd prevent boards from tracking us.

 

It's just talk though. I'm pretty lukewarm on the idea.

[RLLD 4,230]

Didn't a bunch of people start callin' Rustor's newpaper in Buttmont?

 

I recall that someone's office did get a call, that pointed their boss toward FFT and another posters actions; Mike nipped that really quick, an the entire forearm rose up against that action.....

[BunnysBastatrds 2,439]

What happend at the curly board?

[RLLD 4,230]

What happend at the curly board?

 

[SUXBNME 1,499]

One of the more bizarre events was when someone posted a conference call #, and about a dozen of us dialed in, and sat there in silence....

Yep...I remember that quite well

 

I think that ChasersDawg was the one who orchestrated it

[SUXBNME 1,499]

What happend at the curly board?

Peenie, TNG, and Naomi jumped ship from that site and started posting here

[TAS 2]

I never took part in the jihads, but followed along and the humor was greta!

 

What also lacks on todays fft verse the old fft is the humor. There were days I couldn't go 10 posts without reading something that I was laughing so hard I cried. Now I go months without that. You people gotta get your "A" games back in order.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,439]

Peenie, TNG, and Naomi jumped ship from that site and started posting here

 

 

So the "unintended consequences" were TNG, Naomi, and Peenie? Sounds like there should be another jihad at a wimmens board.

[tikigods 76]

One of the more bizarre events was when someone posted a conference call #, and about a dozen of us dialed in, and sat there in silence....

 

Wasn't that AirRam just before he shipped out to Afghanistan?

[gocolts 300]

So the "unintended consequences" where TNG, Naomi, and Peenie? Sounds like there should be another jihad at a wimmens board.

:wave:

[Cdub100 3,907]

Is this the thread where we talk about how good we used to be?

[jvirne 0]

Is this the thread where we talk about how good we used to be?

 

Far from it. I intended it to talk about how things are today.

[DanXIII 8]

A couple people were talking about starting a spinoff board dedicated to jihads. A couple ideas floated were -

 

- It'd have gates on the door but anyone could join. Membership would just prevent reverse-jihads, like the curly fiasco.

 

Can you refresh my memory on that incident? I remember it vaguely but I was on hiatus from the bored when most of it was going on.

[jvirne 0]

Can you refresh my memory on that incident? I remember it vaguely but I was on hiatus from the bored when most of it was going on.

 

I myself only lurked in the aftermath. Others can tell it better, but from what I gather the Geeks found a board devoted to women with curly hair - www.naturalcurly.com (I think). After much guffawing, they decided to infiltrate its ranks and begin a slow, concentrated jihad.

 

Despite occurring in the days of Geek might, the curlies sniffed out the whole thing and ended up reverse-jihading FFT. Many came. Much carnage was sewn. Much unintentional laughter ensued, and the two boards have been forever linked. To this day several Geeks still post over there, and several curlies post here.

[JerkStore 13]

I believe this happened:

 

Doh!

[jvirne 0]

I believe this happened:

 

Doh!

 

Interesting. So we would need another board to hatch one.

[tikigods 76]

Interesting. So we would need another board to hatch one.

 

I agree. We need a place to hatch these ideas.

[Cdub100 3,907]

I agree. We need a place to hatch these ideas.

 

Someone should start ANOTHER message board.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,439]

Someone should start ANOTHER message board.

 

What would it cost to start a place up with just a message board? I've seen some at wordpress that can't cost too much.