Man arrested for spraying semen on women at grocery store

[edjr 6,593]

GAITHERSBURG, Md - As a woman was leaving a Giant store a man sprayed liquid on her back. An examination revealed the liquid was human semen.

 

It happened at the Giant store located at 842 Muddy Branch Road on July 15, 2010.

 

Witnesses saw the man get into a gray vehicle and drive away.

 

On July 29, 2010, the Gaithersburg Police Investigative Section arrested 28-year-old Michael Wayne Edwards, Jr. of the 17000 block of Downing Street in Gaithersburg. Edwards was charged with second degree assault with additional charges forthcoming.

 

After his arrest and interview it was learned that there are additional unidentified victims. If you believe you have been a victim of such a crime and have seen Edwards please contact Detective Corporal Word at 301-258-6400.

 

An arrest warrant was obtained for Edwards. Edwards was released on a $4,000 bond.

 

 

Peter North gets paid to do it, this guy gets arrested.

[surferskin 30]

Right armed and dangerous.

[tikigods 76]

He should have aimed for her vajayjay.

[dain11279 976]

If you believe you have been a victim of such a crime and have seen Edwards please contact Detective Corporal Word at 301-258-6400.

 

Um, would you really want to step forward and admit that this has been done to you?

[NorthernVike 2,087]

Peter North gets paid to do it, I got arrested.

 

Edwards, Jr

 

 

[edjr 6,593]

You know the woman got sprayed, put her finger on it, licked it and smelled it and said "hmmm, smells and tastes like semen"

[tikigods 76]

You know the woman got sprayed, put her finger on it, licked it and smelled it and said "hmmm, smells and tastes like semen"

 

Sounds like that janitor that sniffed the tissue from the waste basket in the teacher's classroom.

[shotsup 832]

define "sprayed"

[surferskin 30]

define "sprayed"

 

Cvm closer and I'll show ya.

[Big Blue 06 195]

That reminds me, years ago I stumbled across some "porn" like this. An asian dude would be hiding somewhere close to a woman in public and jacking off. Right before he exploded, he would run up to said woman and jizz all over her face, hair, etc.

 

While I'm sure it was likely a setup, it was still pretty focking funny.

[edjr 6,593]

That reminds me, years ago I stumbled across some "porn" like this. An asian dude would be hiding somewhere close to a woman in public and jacking off. Right before he exploded, he would run up to said woman and jizz all over her face, hair, etc.

 

While I'm sure it was likely a setup, it was still pretty focking funny.

 

they blur out the peemus, that's the only reason to watch porn

[gocolts 300]

That reminds me, years ago I stumbled across some "porn" like this. An asian dude would be hiding somewhere close to a woman in public and jacking off. Right before he exploded, he would run up to said woman and jizz all over her face, hair, etc.

 

While I'm sure it was likely a setup, it was still pretty focking funny.

I have seen those too. Pretty funny. Lately, I see these videos where they are "Sharking", at least I think that is what they call it. THey run up to women where clothes that are easily pulled down to show there butts, boobs, and even vajays sometimes.

[frank 2,307]

Now they're just making up laws.

[edjr 6,593]

On 8/2/2010 at 1:55 PM, edjr said:

 

 

Peter North gets paid to do it, this guy gets arrested.

I drobeski’d this thread

[squistion 2,203]

Interesting this thread with "semen" in the title is acceptable but mine was found objectionable and deleted. 

[edjr 6,593]

2 minutes ago, squistion said:

Interesting this thread with "semen" in the title is acceptable but mine was found objectionable and deleted. 

you livin’ on front street again?

[squistion 2,203]

1 hour ago, edjr said:

you livin’ on front street again?

No, I am still in L.A. 

[frank 2,307]

 

[Mookz 1,348]

On 8/2/2010 at 7:41 PM, frank said:

Now they're just making up laws.

This.  Exactly how do they expect babies to be made?  

[JuneJuly 210]

16 hours ago, squistion said:

Interesting this thread with "semen" in the title is acceptable but mine was found objectionable and deleted. 

Maybe you can call up Poppa Joe on speed-dial and have him come over here to protect you?

[seafoam1 3,031]

Unemployed ed uses his down time (all day every day) to think about being sprayed with semen.