CantTouchThis 23 Posted October 18, 2010 Something simple to start off..... How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? 1) Rearrange the furniture 2) Glue door knobs to the wall 3) Stick a plunger in the toilet 4) Tell her to to go to the corner in a round room. 5) Hang bowling balls from the ceiling. You can say a lot with that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted October 18, 2010 whats wrong with that woman? she's a socialist Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted October 18, 2010 Did you hear about the new Helen Keller Doll? You wind her up and she bumps into the furniture. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted October 18, 2010 How do you get helen keller to keep a secret? Break her fingers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted October 18, 2010 Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? So she can moan with the other. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CantTouchThis 23 Posted October 18, 2010 whats wrong with that woman? she's a socialist That is a new, fresh one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Elistan 106 Posted October 18, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7INfm99741E Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 557 Posted October 18, 2010 Q. What did Helen Keller do when she fell off the cliff? A. She screamed her hands off. Q. Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off the cliff? A. Because she was wearing mittens. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,087 Posted October 18, 2010 You're just mad because even Helen Keller turned you down for the senior prom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 520 Posted October 18, 2010 What did Helen Keller name her dog? Urghrrghrghr Why can't Helen Keller have kids? Because she's dead. Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,349 Posted October 18, 2010 It's about time this ###### got taken down a peg or two. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FeelingMN 273 Posted October 18, 2010 Wha du aah cah meh loh kah? Uh moo nah B!tch did have good comedic timing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nospk 230 Posted October 18, 2010 How did Helen Keller burn her fingers? Reading the waffle iron Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Elistan 106 Posted October 18, 2010 What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? Endless Love Whats Helen Keller's favorite color? Corduroy. How did Helen Keller breake her arms? Trying to read road signs at 40mph. Why did Helen Keller have yellow fingers? From whispering sweet-nothings in her boyfriends ear. Why does Helen Keller wear skin tight pants? So you can read her lips. How did Helen Keller learn to masturbate? Trying to read her own lips. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voice_Of_Reason 0 Posted October 18, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7INfm99741E The video is labled as fail, but I happened to think she nailed the part. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeff Garcia 8 Posted October 18, 2010 Back in the 80s my brother had 3 or 4 books that had Hellen Keller jokes in them. I think the title was tasteless jokes or something like that. Very funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CantTouchThis 23 Posted October 18, 2010 The video is labled as fail, but I happened to think she nailed the part. The best thing is, she gets back up and just continues as if that was part of the show Never broke character, even when she was falling, she didn't make a sound other than the thud ala Helen Keller. Tremendous. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CantTouchThis 23 Posted October 18, 2010 If Helen Kellen falls off a stage and no one is there to hear it, does she make a sound? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,459 Posted October 18, 2010 Back in the 80s my brother had 3 or 4 books that had Hellen Keller jokes in them. I think the title was tasteless jokes or something like that. Very funny. Truly Tasteless Jokes. They have a website but last time I posted it, the thread got deleted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voice_Of_Reason 0 Posted October 18, 2010 The best thing is, she gets back up and just continues as if that was part of the show Never broke character, even when she was falling, she didn't make a sound other than the thud ala Helen Keller. Tremendous. Oscar performance if I ever saw one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
