OldMaid 2,130 Posted March 8, 2011 Can size? Are you speaking English? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,458 Posted March 8, 2011 Are you speaking English? Do you understand english? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,130 Posted March 8, 2011 "Can size" is NOT English... Can size what??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,458 Posted March 8, 2011 "Can size" is NOT English... Can size what??? If you have to ask Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,338 Posted March 8, 2011 "Can size" is NOT English... Can size what??? Can size be important when it comes to the female breast? To some men, sure. SUXBNME, for example. If it were one of the criteria he used to decide whether to woo you, would he be disappointed? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,130 Posted March 9, 2011 Can't say I've ever gotten any complaints... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,083 Posted March 9, 2011 Can't say I've ever gotten any complaints... Until now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,083 Posted March 9, 2011 Oh yeah, had a few morgan zero's after werk and now i'm sippin on some drambui on the rocks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted March 9, 2011 Oh yeah, had a few morgan zero's after werk and now i'm sippin on some drambui on the rocks. You drink the Captain too??????? I have to start work soon before my liver shrivels up and turns into a rock. Not drunk yet. I'm sure I will be in a few hours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,083 Posted March 9, 2011 You drink the Captain too??????? I have to start work soon before my liver shrivels up and turns into a rock. Not drunk yet. I'm sure I will be in a few hours. The Captain...it's not just for breakfast anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted March 9, 2011 The Captain...it's not just for breakfast anymore. He's the only man who's never let me down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,326 Posted March 9, 2011 I am an official century club member tonight. Drank 100 beers in the last three nights. And a few shots. Rumplemintz is the sh!t!!!!!! i have some good video for all. Plan on sharing it tommorow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,326 Posted March 9, 2011 Did you do what you promised? . I did! Made a sign and put all of my favorite posters on it. If I forgot any of you it's becauase I was wasted and ran out of room on the said sign. I'll post it tomorrow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted March 9, 2011 I did! Made a sign and put all of my favorite posters on it. If I forgot any of you it's becauase I was wasted and ran out of room on the said sign. I'll post it tomorrow. wooooooooooooooooooooooooo hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo You rock!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted March 9, 2011 OK I am focking wasted and drank enough caffiene to keep me up for 4 more hours. I HAVE to start working soon!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,458 Posted March 9, 2011 I HAVE to start working soon!! Start be working on your sores. I heard if you take a wood rasp to them, they will vanish like a Girl Scout thread here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted March 9, 2011 Start be working on your sores. I heard if you take a wood rasp to them, they will vanish like a Girl Scout thread here. I took your advice once about putting kerosene on them and a nail file and that was all kinds of wrong. I'm not getting duped again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,458 Posted March 9, 2011 I took your advice once about putting kerosene on them and a nail file and that was all kinds of wrong. I'm not getting duped again. I so want to dip my pthirus pubis infested nether reigons into your festering hatchet wound right now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted March 9, 2011 I so want to dip my pthirus pubis infested nether reigons into your festering hatchet wound right now That by far is the best pick up line I have ever heard. Will you marry me? Seriously... I need to stay off this board and go to bed methinks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,458 Posted March 9, 2011 That by far is the best pick up line I have ever heard. Will you marry me? No way in hell that I'm marrying some street walker from Philthy But enough about MDC... What can you offer me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted March 9, 2011 No way in hell that I'm marrying some street walker from Philthy But enough about MDC... What can you offer me? You know I can be your sugar mama. Can't promise BJs. I'm a good cook if I actually feel like it. And I can talk to you about Meechey all night. :overhead:Jesus christ though.... what the hell do you have going for yourself right now. I should be the one asking the questions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,458 Posted March 9, 2011 You know I can be your sugar mama. Can't promise BJs. I'm a good cook if I actually feel like it. And I can talk to you about Meechey all night. :overhead:Jesus christ though.... what the hell do you have going for yourself right now. I should be the one asking the questions. A beer belly, $8.00, and 2 kats. What more could a woman want? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,057 Posted March 9, 2011 A beer belly, $8.00, and 2 kats. What more could a woman want? Don't sell yourself short Sux. You also have: an ability to make cooking videos, a homosexual (and willing) roommate, and mad COD Black Ops skillz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted March 9, 2011 Don't sell yourself short Sux. You also have: an ability to make cooking videos, a homosexual (and willing) roommate, and mad COD Black Ops skillz. Threesome with Gypsybrat!!! I'm sold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,057 Posted March 9, 2011 Threesome with Gypsybrat!!! I'm sold. When in Rome...? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted March 9, 2011 When in Rome...? Rome.... Buttfock Norcal.... same difference. Also... funny story... I was on the phone with him tonight and trying to talk about Nietzsche (i know i know my bad) and he kept saying WHAT? Meechey? WHAT? Classic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,057 Posted March 9, 2011 Rome.... Buttfock Norcal.... same difference. Also... funny story... I was on the phone with him tonight and trying to talk about Nietzsche (i know i know my bad) and he kept saying WHAT? Meechey? WHAT? Classic. But to be fair, he is an auto mechanic. If he was trying to talk to you (or I) about engine valves or some sh!t we would probably have the same reaction. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted March 9, 2011 But to be fair, he is an auto mechanic. If he was trying to talk to you (or I) about engine valves or some sh!t we would probably have the same reaction. Meechey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,326 Posted March 11, 2011 [media][/media] hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Anyone here? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,326 Posted March 11, 2011 Anyone here? [media][/media] Fawk!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted March 11, 2011 [media][/media] Fawk!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,326 Posted March 11, 2011 I am doing the best I can considering................ youtube has some nasty rules cher! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted March 11, 2011 I am doing the best I can considering................ youtube has some nasty rules cher! Youtube is probably not the way to go. Also they have a limit of like 10 minutes for videos so that may be part of the problem. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mango_wiggee 0 Posted March 12, 2011 captain, truly an impeccable man. honest, reliable, and tastes great.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted March 12, 2011 captain, truly an impeccable man. honest, reliable, and tastes great.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,083 Posted March 12, 2011 Five hours with the captain and I ain't done yet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mango_wiggee 0 Posted March 12, 2011 Five hours with the captain and I ain't done yet that's a beautiful way to start a weekend off! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,083 Posted March 12, 2011 that's a beautiful way to start a weekend off! Are you flirting with me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
