The Pope 10 Posted December 20, 2010 I have a bruise on my dicKK and no idea how it got there. Call me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted December 21, 2010 Well, I need Forte to get 23 yards in a quarter and a half or Knox to get 22 in that same span. If I don't get it, be warned, I'll gonna drink myself silly! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted December 21, 2010 Well, I need Forte to get 23 yards in a quarter and a half or Knox to get 22 in that same span. If I don't get it, be warned, I'll gonna drink myself silly! Is it wrong for me to hope Forte doesn't get 23 yards in a quarter and a half? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted December 21, 2010 Knox just dropped a TD that would have sealed it for me. I need that first drink now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted December 21, 2010 Knox just dropped a TD that would have sealed it for me. I need that first drink now. I'm shitty but for different reasons. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted December 21, 2010 I'm shitty but for different reasons. There's no bad reason to be that way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted December 21, 2010 There's no bad reason to be that way. Big Blue.......... Letterman's Top Ten tonight..... NY Gnats Excuses. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted December 21, 2010 Big Blue.......... Letterman's Top Ten tonight..... NY Gnats Excuses. Great, I needed another excuse to drink. And who are these Gnats that you speak of? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted December 21, 2010 Great, I needed another excuse to drink. And who are these Gnats that you speak of? Gnats are these tiny creatures that hang out in lands of meadows that eagles like hunt down and eat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted December 28, 2010 I plan on drinking heavily tonight. Going to the store to get Captain now. See ya later? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,458 Posted December 28, 2010 I plan on drinking heavily tonight. Going to the store to get Captain now. See ya later? What time am I picking you up at the airport? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted December 28, 2010 What time am I picking you up at the airport? Maybe I'll fly in tomorrow? Will you rub my feet? Damn I'm not even drunk yet. Getting there...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,326 Posted December 29, 2010 If I bring my d!ck to a snatch fight.....who wins? :doublethumbsup:In Philly???? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted December 29, 2010 If I bring my d!ck to a snatch fight.....who wins? :doublethumbsup:In Philly???? Definitely the cack wins. Not sure any snatch would go near it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,326 Posted December 29, 2010 Definitely the cack wins. Not sure any snatch would go near it? Tanks Nikki Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted December 29, 2010 Awwwwww..... I'm just jokin' with ya. I love your drunken posts. They make me laugh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,326 Posted December 29, 2010 Awwwwww..... I'm just jokin' with ya. I love your drunken posts. They make me laugh You the best......If at any time this place makes you horny...top up or down syndrome...we loves you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted December 29, 2010 You the best......If at any time this place makes you horny...top up or down syndrome...we loves you LMAO. One thing this place does NOT make me is horny. hahahaha Oh and I don't have down syndrome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,458 Posted December 29, 2010 If I bring my d!ck to a snatch fight.....who wins? Given that you prolly have a horribly deformed and diseased cack, and nikki prolly has a festering hatchet wound for a crotch, I'd say that you both win. Joneo will want video. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,326 Posted December 30, 2010 LMAO. One thing this place does NOT make me is horny. hahahaha Oh and I don't have down syndrome. Take off the FFToday T-shirt then. A sure sign of DS is that t-shirt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
listen2me 23 1,831 Posted December 30, 2010 There's no bad reason to be that way. having a pile of crap on your head? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted December 30, 2010 Take off the FFToday T-shirt then. A sure sign of DS is that t-shirt. You have a point there.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,326 Posted December 30, 2010 You have a point there.... There is NO pointing on the short bus. Only glass licking. Did you figure out the scissorkicking thing yet? Uncl Mo-Mo wants to know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted December 30, 2010 There is NO pointing on the short bus. Only glass licking. Did you figure out the scissorkicking thing yet? Uncl Mo-Mo wants to know. Uncle Mo-Mo? I think I get the general idea..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,083 Posted January 8, 2011 I can't believe non of you fockers have gotten drunk in the last week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,326 Posted January 8, 2011 Wasted here. Question to all...... who fawked their gym teacher or had multiple orgasms whilsts believing they did? Jumping jacks count! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Elistan 106 Posted January 8, 2011 My gym teacher was a 58 year old washed up stripper. And she liked to step on my toes and poke my belly when she talked to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,326 Posted January 8, 2011 My gym teacher was a 58 year old washed up stripper. And she liked to step on my toes and poke my belly when she talked to me. You are in brother St E. Did she fawk you in the ass? Remember the pain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Elistan 106 Posted January 8, 2011 You are in brother St E. Did she fawk you in the ass? Remember the pain. Hell, I wont lie. Wish I had hit it just for the story. Missed my chance though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,326 Posted January 8, 2011 Hell, I wont lie. Wish I had hit it just for the story. Missed my chance though. I gave Boom Boom Betincourt tickets to see the Saints and that ###### bought me a beer!!! I will never forget the sight or beauty of TTas under my discrection. Who do you know that you gave tickets to your anal boobfest gym teacher and gota beer out of it? love me some Betincourt 46D's Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 825 Posted January 8, 2011 Is this also the "i stupidly did a couple lines while at the bar, and then came home early because I'm trying to be responsible, but now I can't sleep" thread? If so, hi? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,326 Posted January 8, 2011 Is this also the "i stupidly did a couple lines while at the bar, and then came home early because I'm trying to be responsible, but now I can't sleep" thread? If so, hi? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted January 8, 2011 ok. I am drunk now. hi. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,057 Posted January 8, 2011 I'm sh!thoused! Bunny still doesn't make any sense though. I think that focker is just straight crazy. He's pretty funny though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted January 8, 2011 I'm sh!thoused! Bunny still doesn't make any sense though. I think that focker is just straight crazy. He's pretty funny though. He's either crazy or an absolute genius. I get a William Burroughs vibe from him. I still haven't figured out if Burroughs is a crazy or is a genius. But you have to admit... his posts are classic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,326 Posted January 9, 2011 ok. I am drunk now. hi. Hi!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sorrycharlie 0 Posted January 9, 2011 Hi!!!! Your fockin late ya drunkass! Geez................ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,458 Posted January 9, 2011 I'm sober :Redtodds private parts: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
