BunnysBastatrds 2,326 Posted September 3, 2011 I just tripped over my poosay (cat) on the way up the stairs. It may be time for me to retire. Can I have the last dance darlin? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devin952 1 Posted September 3, 2011 I like this box Im on the night train! ... whooo whoooo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted September 4, 2011 My in-laws just randomly bought me a bottle of Gentlemen Jack as a thank you. My father-in-law fell off a ladder, broke a bone in his back, and I've been mowing their lawns, edging their yard, etc. I'm bout to crack that ###### open and play some COD: Black Ops with my wife. I love my life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted September 4, 2011 My in-laws just randomly bought me a bottle of Gentlemen Jack as a thank you. My father-in-law fell off a ladder, broke a bone in his back, and I've been mowing their lawns, edging their yard, etc. I'm bout to crack that ###### open and play some COD: Black Ops with my wife. I love my life. Huge fan of Gentleman Jack and COD Black Ops and in fact I'm a huge fan of your wife as well (Xbox or PS3?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,326 Posted September 4, 2011 I can't find my flippers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devin952 1 Posted September 4, 2011 God damm nite train failed! piss on my ###### that you spit in your dead uncles mouth, then suck that ###### out his decaying ass! , ! back to canada house! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted September 5, 2011 Huge fan of Gentleman Jack and COD Black Ops and in fact I'm a huge fan of your wife as well (Xbox or PS3?) XBox. Had a great fockin night and a great weekend. Yesterday, had 2 glasses of 21 year old scotch and a muddled old fashion. Not nearly enough to get me hammered, but enough to give my liver an orgasm. I LOVE good scotch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,130 Posted September 23, 2011 Glass of Bordeaux, can't sleep... this sucks! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted September 23, 2011 Sorry. No yer not Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted October 8, 2011 Lots of beers and baseball tonight! Go Cards! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,870 Posted October 8, 2011 Ya, 6 beers, switched to margaritas (Fuuuckin D Backs). Tomorrow is gonna suck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted October 8, 2011 Ya, 6 beers, switched to margaritas (Fuuuckin D Backs). Tomorrow is gonna suck. Cardinals v. Brewers....rematch of the 1982 World Series. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,870 Posted October 8, 2011 JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Might switch to Crown shots now. Fuuuuckin Phillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,083 Posted December 5, 2011 Remember...stay AWAY from nikki when you've been drinking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted December 5, 2011 Remember...stay AWAY from nikki when you've been drinking. ugh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devin952 1 Posted December 25, 2011 Well, I was goong make one of toose stupid trees outa beer cans an I relize I don't drink so much of them cans cause I seen it on the innerwebs but I do buy a lot of cheap canaidn whishy so. Got to lever 4 on my tower and it fell on my kitchen and now I can't find my broom and my ex took it cause she is a ###### wit fat to go with her but fock that ho so I. Still goot booze and the mess can be avoided just don't go by the laundy room cause your feet will bleed. Also I hate xmas so fock santsa in his fat mouff and cuv all over his flting cows... merrh chistmast geeks! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted December 25, 2011 This may be my first sober Xmas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,278 Posted December 25, 2011 This may be my first sober Xmas. You must have been a cool little kid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
listen2me 23 1,831 Posted December 25, 2011 eating crackers and squirt cheese Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,326 Posted December 25, 2011 Just finished my second bottle of Evan Williams Egg Nog. Way better than that sh!t ass northern Penn Dutch buggy crap Egg Knog. There are more barrels of bourbon than their are people in the great state of Kentucky. What a great country we are. Merry Christmas fawkers!!!!! BTW.......My hands are shaking so bad that I can't put together the BP Lego Off Shore Refinery set or put batteries in the Mrs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted December 25, 2011 eating crackers and squirt cheese Could not be drunk enough to eat squirt cheese. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,326 Posted December 27, 2011 Hows the hair piece? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devin952 1 Posted December 31, 2011 What's up? Just got home from my bestest X-Mas Party. My favorite bartender beat me with a shot of Grande. Life is good. Ate some shrimp cocktail that is not drowned in oil. I'll be up for a while. Where ya at? You focking failded rite hbefre you piiece of poo poo, yoos don't eats ever when you are dreing, it ruins the buzz nd your mancapes witch I took caseus you ate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,130 Posted January 5, 2012 Decided to try the Patron Coffee Tequila tonight... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted January 5, 2012 Decided to try the Patron Coffee Tequila tonight... And ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,130 Posted January 5, 2012 And ? Not sure yet. Let's just say I'm drunk and wide awake! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted January 5, 2012 Not sure yet. Let's just say I'm drunk and wide awake! That's not good Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,130 Posted January 5, 2012 OK. I'm in. That's what he said... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted January 5, 2012 That's what he said... He should not HAVE to say that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,130 Posted January 5, 2012 That's not good Nope, not good AT ALL! I'M STILL FOCKING AWAKE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted January 5, 2012 Nope, not good AT ALL! I'M STILL FOCKING AWAKE! PS3 MW3 and booze - works well for me ( but not my kill/death ratio.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
