ClemmyClem 0 Posted March 9, 2011 With a young girlfriend! lol....depending on how much of an old fart he is...he could consider my mom young...lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
listen2me 23 1,544 Posted March 9, 2011 have you ever seen a megatoof? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ClemmyClem 0 Posted March 9, 2011 have you ever seen a megatoof? I'm thinking I don't want to...lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted March 24, 2011 I'm baaaccckkk! After a couple of weeks suspension for who knows what... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted March 24, 2011 I'm baaaccckkk! After a couple of weeks suspension for who knows what... Are you going to bring anything to the table with this stupid-ass alias? Otherwise, why bother? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted March 24, 2011 Are you going to bring anything to the table with this stupid-ass alias? Otherwise, why bother? An alias for whom? Geez, paranoid much? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,207 Posted March 24, 2011 I'm baaaccckkk! After a couple of weeks suspension for who knows what... Since you couldn't look for a cyber hookup here during your suspension, what sites did you go to, and were you successful? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted March 24, 2011 Since you couldn't look for a cyber hookup here during your suspension, what sites did you go to, and were you successful? If I was successful, would I be back here??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted March 25, 2011 stoked at another potential PRETEND female to talk to Fixorated Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted March 25, 2011 *sigh* Your loss... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted March 25, 2011 *sigh* Your loss... In order to assess your gender properly, I'm going to have to have a picture of you naked holding a sign that says FFToday Forums on it. You can send me the link in a PM. TIA. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 25, 2011 A) Can Size? B ) Age? What area do you live in? C) Are you into things dealing with the anal cavity, including beads and Alaskan pipelines? D) Are you into pirate-themed activities? Well? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted March 25, 2011 In order to assess your gender properly, I'm going to have to have a picture of you naked holding a sign that says FFToday Forums on it. You can send me the link in a PM. TIA. Doncha know, this new breed of "mystery woman" that has overrun this board, don't believe in posting pictures on the internet. It is a security risk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted March 25, 2011 I'm baaaccckkk! After a couple of weeks suspension for who knows what... Did you post porn? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted March 25, 2011 Did you post porn? Not yet... FrankM- Wouldn't a nekkid picture of yourself suffice? NorthernVike- What's a can? A woman never tells her age, Los Angeles, No, and No. NewbieJr- Doncha ya know this new breed of "mystery men" that have overrun this board, is bitterr and insecure? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted March 25, 2011 Uh, yeah, so I checked my messages and I don't have the link to the pic of you naked holding an FFToday sign yet. Get on it, toots! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 25, 2011 NorthernVike- What's a can? How large are your mammalian protuberances NorthernVike- A woman never tells her age So you're over 40 NorthernVike- Los Angeles Oh great, more Californication NorthernVike- no NorthernVike- no You're dead to me. At least nikki likes the captian morgan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted March 25, 2011 You're dead to me. At least nikki likes the captian morgan HAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted March 25, 2011 Not yet... FrankM- Wouldn't a nekkid picture of yourself suffice? I'm not claiming to be a woman. Now, send the pic so I can reassure all of these h0mos that you're really a chick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted March 25, 2011 You're dead to me. At least nikki likes the captian morgan That's ok, I hear a pulse is no longer a requirement for you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 25, 2011 That's ok, I hear a pulse is no longer a requirement for you! A hole and a heartbeat...and the heartbeat is optional Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 25, 2011 Also...you still haven't provided CAN SIZE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted March 25, 2011 Also...you still haven't provided CAN SIZE! That's neither a hole nor a heartbeat, so why the fuss? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted March 25, 2011 Doncha know, this new breed of "mystery woman" that has overrun this board, don't believe in posting pictures on the internet. It is a security risk. I think we're being jihaded by a PMS/menopause support forum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 25, 2011 That's neither a hole nor a heartbeat, so why the fuss? For fucksakes biotch. Tell us how big your teets are. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ClemmyClem 0 Posted March 25, 2011 For fucksakes biotch. Tell us how big your teets are. why don't you provide a photo of your peen with a penny for comparison??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CantTouchThis 23 Posted March 25, 2011 For fucksakes biotch. Tell us how big your teets are. Considering she is probably over 40, we might have to ask for can LENGTH instead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted March 27, 2011 You guys sure know how to sweet talk a lady... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMMensaMind 459 Posted March 27, 2011 You guys sure know how to sweet talk a lady... That you're a lady is still a contention up for debate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted March 27, 2011 That you're a lady is still a contention up for debate. Why am I not surprised? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ClemmyClem 0 Posted March 27, 2011 Why am I not surprised? Don't bother fighting it...them think everyone here is a guy and since it appears you are intelligent enough not to send them necked pics they won't believe you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted March 28, 2011 Don't bother fighting it...them think everyone here is a guy and since it appears you are intelligent enough not to send them necked pics they won't believe you. No, people know you dudes aren't chicks because you won't even post totally clothed pictures. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted March 28, 2011 No, people know you dudes aren't chicks because you won't even post totally clothed pictures. What is your focking obsession with people posting pictures of themselves? It's kind of weird. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted March 28, 2011 What is your focking obsession with people posting pictures of themselves? It's kind of weird. Not an obsession. 99% of the active members here have a picture or two in the Geek Photo thread. There have been countless dudes posing as chicks here, and anytime a "chick" starts posting, I assume she's a dude until proven otherwise. It's a football board. Can't really see a chick accidently stumbling upon it. New Girl, Sawilson, Addict, Stop Talking Cheerleader, Brown Eyed Girl, etc all posted pictures and are verified females. It's the year 2011. It's not 1997 when rumors said that anyone posting a picture is putting their security at risk. If someone refuses to post a picture of themeslves, it's either because they are horribly butt-ugly or obese, etc (like Recliner Pilot or Phillybear) or a dude pretending to be a chick. There really are no other valid reasons not to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted March 28, 2011 No, people know you dudes aren't chicks because you won't even post totally clothed pictures. Yup, you got me... I'm a dude pretending to be a chick on a football forum. Just so I can get one of you guys to flirt with me so I can bust out with a "Gotcha!" Is that about right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted March 28, 2011 Yup, you got me... I'm a dude pretending to be a chick on a football forum. Just so I can get one of you guys to flirt with me so I can bust out with a "Gotcha!" Is that about right? You're close. You'll get more than one guy to flirt with you (it's the only 'female' attention they get) and you'll probably never have a big reveal where you'll say 'gotcha'. Other than that, you're spot on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted March 28, 2011 Not an obsession. 99% of the active members here have a picture or two in the Geek Photo thread. There have been countless dudes posing as chicks here, and anytime a "chick" starts posting, I assume she's a dude until proven otherwise. It's a football board. Can't really see a chick accidently stumbling upon it. New Girl, Sawilson, Addict, Stop Talking Cheerleader, Brown Eyed Girl, etc all posted pictures and are verified females. It's the year 2011. It's not 1997 when rumors said that anyone posting a picture is putting their security at risk. If someone refuses to post a picture of themeslves, it's either because they are horribly butt-ugly or obese, etc (like Recliner Pilot or Phillybear) or a dude pretending to be a chick. There really are no other valid reasons not to. I have never been on a message board where users went around and demanded people post RL pics of themselves and they were not banned. It's the internet. 99% of the people here absolutely have NOT posted pictures of themselves. Some of them are probably hot. Way hotter than you. And it has nothing to do with security. I do NOT want one of my co-workers or family members to stumble in here and see some of the shiit I type here. I could actually lose my job for it. I sign some sort of weird clause that I won't do anything obscene on the internet. CLEARLY this is something you don't focking understand because you have no problems posting naked pictures of your girlfriend where one of her coworkers or family members can come in and see it. And btw.... I have posted a pic of my very female body... ask drobeski about my camel toe. But I have a feeling you will completely miss this post now too just like you missed all the other posts where I linked you to it. I just don't understand with your obsession is with demanding people post pictures. It's creepy and honestly is now creating an element that people probably SHOULDN'T post pictures because of whacknuts like you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted March 28, 2011 I have never been on a message board where users went around and demanded people post RL pics of themselves and they were not banned. It's the internet. 99% of the people here absolutely have NOT posted pictures of themselves. Some of them are probably hot. Way hotter than you. And it has nothing to do with security. I do NOT want one of my co-workers or family members to stumble in here and see some of the shiit I type here. I could actually lose my job for it. I sign some sort of weird clause that I won't do anything obscene on the internet. CLEARLY this is something you don't focking understand because you have no problems posting naked pictures of your girlfriend where one of her coworkers or family members can come in and see it. And btw.... I have posted a pic of my very female body... ask drobeski about my camel toe. But I have a feeling you will completely miss this post now too just like you missed all the other posts where I linked you to it. I just don't understand with your obsession is with demanding people post pictures. It's creepy and honestly is now creating an element that people probably SHOULDN'T post pictures because of whacknuts like you. LOLOL Yeah, be afraid. VERY afraid. It's real creepy for a guy asking some supposed-females to prove they are female. I should be locked up. ROFL And you might want to check out the Geek Picture thread. Yes, most of the active members here HAVE posted pics of themselves, as much as you'd like to claim otherwise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted March 28, 2011 And just what exactly are the benefits of being a "verified female" ? Inquiring minds want to know... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
