Ask Me (2006) Anything

[Me_2006 14]

 

if YOU like the facial hair, keep it.

 

if you are actually keeping it because the girl sucking your cack wants you too, then i need this guy to be using 2 thumbs down.

 

shave the beard and if said girl doesn't want to suck your cack, tell her someone else will.

 

you're too young and handsome to be pvssy whipped.

 

I meant that I like it and it's not keeping me from getting a girl that's way out of my league, so clearly it's not too bad. Plus, as I've said, I look 12 without facial hair.

 

Have you ever seen Blazing Saddles?

Yes. The first time I was way, way too young to get it. The subsequent dozen times I've loved it.

 

Boxers, briefs, boxer-briefs or commando?

Boxer-briefs unless it's overly hot or humid outside and I want a little breeze. Then just boxers.

[TheNewGirl 1,489]

Now that you've had premaital sex, do you think you are forever condemned to the Lake of Fire, or do you think God/Jeebus would give you a high five for gettin' some while you're young?

[BunnysBastatrds 2,436]

You ever fawk a phat chick? And if so, did you bring her out to eat before? Her name is also important to this didcussion.

[KayJay1971 239]

How do I get into TNG's panties?

[penultimatestraw 473]

Do you plan on staying in Kentucky (I think you are from there)? Why? Where else would you consider living?

[Me_2006 14]

Now that you've had premaital sex, do you think you are forever condemned to the Lake of Fire, or do you think God/Jeebus would give you a high five for gettin' some while you're young?

From a religious standpoint, I don't think anything has changed. That's sort of what prompted the decision in the first place. You can't exactly debate technicalities with God.

 

You ever fawk a phat chick? And if so, did you bring her out to eat before? Her name is also important to this didcussion.

Nope. Got a blowjob from a chubby-ish girl my senior year of high school for giving her a ride home from a Superbowl party.

 

How do I get into TNG's panties?

Crowbar.

 

Do you plan on staying in Kentucky (I think you are from there)? Why? Where else would you consider living?

I plan on staying here because this is where all of my family is. I love the climate. I love the scenery. I've traveled around quite a bit the last few years and plan on doing that for the next several, but I'm always glad to be back home.

 

Of course, I'm open to living anywhere if the situation dictates it. I really like the triangle area of North Carolina. I like Nashville. I like Jacksonville, Florida. Would rather avoid the midwest, as it just seems dull, and if I want to live somewhere quiet and boring, I'll stay here and be with my family.

[SUXBNME 1,499]

Pitcher or catcher?

[Me_2006 14]

Pitcher or catcher?

Depends on the mood she's in. Typically pitcher.

[naomi 356]

Now that you've had premaital sex, do you think you are forever condemned to the Lake of Fire, or do you think God/Jeebus would give you a high five for gettin' some while you're young?

Me already responded here, but I think he'll agree with me-me on this note (if we've read the same bible)...there aren't certain sins that seal the deal of sending you to hell. "The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?" "The wages of sin is death." Not a sin, some sin, just any sin. Everyone has a corrupted nature. "There is none righteous, no, not one." "But we are all as an unclean thing, and all our righteousnesses are as filthy rags; and we all do fade as a leaf; and our iniquities, like the wind, have taken us away." No one can be righteous by their own efforts. We can harden our hearts against God through what we do though. There's varying gravity with sin in that regard- in how it will mess with our life, or keep us satiated as long as this life.

[penultimatestraw 473]

Me already responded here, but I think he'll agree with me-me on this note (if we've read the same bible)...there aren't certain sins that seal the deal of sending you to hell. "The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?" "The wages of sin is death." Not a sin, some sin, just any sin. Everyone has a corrupted nature. "There is none righteous, no, not one." "But we are all as an unclean thing, and all our righteousnesses are as filthy rags; and we all do fade as a leaf; and our iniquities, like the wind, have taken us away." No one can be righteous by their own efforts. We can harden our hearts against God through what we do though. There's varying gravity with sin in that regard- in how it will mess with our life, or keep us satiated as long as this life.

So just live as you please, but repent before death and you are OK?

[tikigods 76]

Me already responded here, but I think he'll agree with me-me on this note (if we've read the same bible)...there aren't certain sins that seal the deal of sending you to hell. "The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?" "The wages of sin is death." Not a sin, some sin, just any sin. Everyone has a corrupted nature. "There is none righteous, no, not one." "But we are all as an unclean thing, and all our righteousnesses are as filthy rags; and we all do fade as a leaf; and our iniquities, like the wind, have taken us away." No one can be righteous by their own efforts. We can harden our hearts against God through what we do though. There's varying gravity with sin in that regard- in how it will mess with our life, or keep us satiated as long as this life.

 

I think this was on my fortune cookie last night.

[WhiteWonder 2,734]

So just live as you please, but repent before death and you are OK?

 

welcome to christianity

[naomi 356]

So just live as you please, but repent before death and you are OK?

If you're looking at repentance as an act you can do to take out a potentially necessary eternal life insurance policy, no. You're relying on that deed. If we had or could have any salvation earning merit in of ourselves, there would be no need for Christ.

 

Can someone live a corrupt, harmful life and be saved right at the end of it? Yes. You have to actually believe you're a sinner rightfully condemned. Not theoretically concede it, but see it. According to the bible, it's the Holy Spirit who works in a man's heart to see that about himself. We can be sorrowful, we can have regret, we can feel guilt. All that can impact us and our perspective, but can man in his natural state, truly repent? "But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned."

 

'Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound, that saved a wretch like me. I once was lost but now am found. Was blind, but now I see. T'was Grace that taught my heart to fear. And Grace, my fears relieved. How precious did that Grace appear. The hour I first believed.'

 

"For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: Not of works, lest any man should boast."

 

If we prohibit ourselves from doing sin, it doesn't change the fact we're sinners. The fact we sin speaks to what's already there within us-what our nature lusts toward. The only reason a true Christian is sane not serving sin is because "it is God which worketh in you both to will and to do of his good pleasure." Spiritually regenerate man has a new nature. The former man still has influence, but sin no longer has the dominion. It can be alluring, but it fails to satisfy as once it did.

[IMMensaMind 462]

So just live as you please, but repent before death and you are OK?

 

Do you have a way that you can guarantee true repentance at the end of a life of debauchery?

[Me_2006 14]

What's good? I'm drinking, have at me.

[IGotWorms 4,058]

Does being a loose floozy come natural to you, or does seeing your dad take it in the ass from another man promulgate this behaviour in you?

 

That is not a correct use of the word "promulgate". Normally I am not a word nazi, but I expected more from an alleged member of Mensa.

[IGotWorms 4,058]

What's good? I'm drinking, have at me.

 

Have you ever taken an IQ test? What did you get?

[Me_2006 14]

Have you ever taken an IQ test? What did you get?

Never a real one. Just a few online when I was in middle school. I'm probably not a MensaMind anyway. My life is rooned.

[IGotWorms 4,058]

Never a real one. Just a few online when I was in middle school. I'm probably not a MensaMind anyway. My life is rooned.

 

You never got tested for gifted/talented programs or anything like that? I find that surprising because you seem like a pretty smart focker. My guess is you'd score over 130, maybe even 140.

 

So, next question: how do the chicks in Kentucky rate as compared to other places? Hotter/less hot? Cooler/lamer?

[Me_2006 14]

You never got tested for gifted/talented programs or anything like that? I find that surprising because you seem like a pretty smart focker. My guess is you'd score over 130, maybe even 140.

 

So, next question: how do the chicks in Kentucky rate as compared to other places? Hotter/less hot? Cooler/lamer?

Oh, I took several of those but they were never like your standard Binet IQ test type thing. I was always in GT but it definitely didn't mean I was smart. Total joke in our school system. Fun fact: The lady that taught it was arrested on like 60 counts of animal cruelty. She was starving her horses and cats and goats and all kinds of stuff for some reason.

 

And the chicks here are great. There are fewer beautiful ones, just based on population size, and of course you have some fugly redneck inbred looking broads, but the attractive ones here as as hot as anywhere I've been, sans Georgia, just because that accent gets me.

 

I know California gets a lot of love for having hot girls, and I've never been there so I can't totally judge, but damn if they're any better than girls in the souf. The best part is that girls here are all Southern Bell and aim to please. Very few diva types. Like this afternoon when I was finished with my final, I got home and the lady had picked up my laundry, done it, cleaned my room and made home made ice cream with my mom.

 

About the only drawback to a lot of the hot girls here is that they love country music and cowboy stuff, and I just can't vibe with that. But it's never been a real issue, and most are all impressed that I know Shakespeare and all that poetic bullshit, so it balances out.

[Me_2006 14]

Adair County woman was arrested today, Wednesday, June 27, 2007, after the Adair County Sheriff's Department responded to a 911 call regarding a horse possibly being dead in a field on Elkhorn Road in Knifley, KY. Adair County Deputy Sheriff Bruce McCloud investigated and found the animal was still alive, but, according to the sheriffs' report, its condition required euthanization by a vet.

 

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CM Note (added 4:14am, 6/28/2007: An email received overnight signed only "The Accused" says that the animal which was euthanized was poisoned by an enemy and maintains that only one other horse, a weanling, was in poor condition.-Editor.

 

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Carla Kirkland, 45, of 5965 Elkhorn Road, was arrested by Deputy McCloud, charged with eight counts of cruelty to animals, 2nd degree, and lodged in the Adair County Regional Jail.

 

McCloud found several more animals in very poor condition. The sheriff's department seized 11 horses in the incident and placed them on two separate farms in Adair County.

 

 

[shotsup 832]

whatchya drinkin ?

 

Ever go to the Kentucky Derby ?

 

Fav Whiskey ?