Would You Hit It..... Twice

[BunnysBastatrds 2,440]

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2085255/Hazel-Jones-I-lost-virginity-twice-reveals-woman-27--I-TWO-vaginas.html

 

 

 

Hazel Jones always wondered why she suffered from terrible cramps and heavy periods during puberty. But it wasn't until she turned 18 that she was given her astonishing diagnosis - she had two vaginas.

 

The blonde 27-year

 

But she told ITV's This Morning she was comfortable with having the condition, despite the fact she had to effectively lose her virginity twice.

 

'Once I found out what it was I told everybody,' she told TV hosts Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield.

 

'I thought it was amazing and it's an ice breaker at parties".

 

Sitting next to Hazel, Doctor Dawn Harper explained: 'When developing in the womb girls start with two tubes. These fuse and the septum breaks down and forms one uterus.

 

'In around one in 3,000 cases the septum stays within the uterus but to actually have two separate uteruses is much rarer.'

 

Hazel said previously she had found sex very uncomfortable, but now she didn't suffer any adverse effects. She turned down surgery as it could have left significant scar tissue.

 

Hazel, pictured at school, had no idea she had the rare condition until she turned 18

 

She revealed: 'When I was younger I thought I was having cystitis and urine infections from a young age when I was tearing the middle septum.'

 

She added that she once asked a school friend which 'hole' she should use for a tampon, but became too embarrassed to continue the conversation after her friend thought she meant she put it up her bottom.

 

She added: 'I used to suffer from horrendous cramps and my periods could be very heavy. I now know that my periods were worse because I have two wombs.

 

'So if I get pregnant I have to be very aware not to get pregnant on the other side.'

 

Dr Harper added that Hazel was more likely to have a breached birth as her uteruses were smaller and she was more likely to need a caesarean section. She must also have double smear tests when checking for cervical cancer.

 

But Hazel is unphased by the prospect.

 

'I have a great sex'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[kutulu 1,676]

Talk about double penetration :banana:

[Mungwater 597]

You'll need a wrist guard to give that chick the shocker

[cyclone24 1,913]

Two vaginas enter.....one peemus leaves

[hoytdwow 202]

Hell yes, since I have two cacks and all

[NorthernVike 2,086]

This is faulse advertising. She only has one hole.

 

 

[Mookz 1,346]

This is faulse advertising. She only has one hole.

 

 

Yup, I didn't want to be a spoil sport, but this is terrible sensationalist journalism. She just has like a split uterus or something. Nothing to see here.

[nikki2200 4]

Yup, I didn't want to be a spoil sport, but this is terrible sensationalist journalism. She just has like a split uterus or something. Nothing to see here.

 

She said she had two holes. I got the impression she had two uteruses and two baginas.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,440]

She said she had two holes. I got the impression she had two uteruses and two baginas.

 

 

You're one in a million Nikki.

[gocolts 300]

Hell yes, since I have two cacks and all

Your boyfriend doesn't count.

[gocolts 300]

She said she had two holes. I got the impression she had two uteruses and two baginas.

Sounds like a dream girl.

 

She could have been a big slvt and saved one hole for her husband. Then, the husband could have a dirty hoe one night and an innocent virgin the next.

[GettnHuge 2]

You're one in a million Nikki.

 

I thought the odds were 1 in 3000, what does she have like 19? the mood swings would suggest more

[BunnysBastatrds 2,440]

I thought the odds were 1 in 3000, what does she have like 19? the mood swings would suggest more

 

 

You've got an inside track to the mood swings of a double bagina with huge hands?

[gocolts 300]

I thought the odds were 1 in 3000, what does she have like 19? the mood swings would suggest more

Nope. Our nikki is still one in a million. Check this out.

 

'In around one in 3,000 cases the septum stays within the uterus but to actually have two separate uteruses is much rarer.'

 

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2085255/Hazel-Jones-I-lost-virginity-twice-I-TWO-vaginas.html#ixzz1jPjeKRHC

[NorthernVike 2,086]

Your boyfriend doesn't count.

[Mookz 1,346]

She said she had two holes. I got the impression she had two uteruses and two baginas.

They're trying hard to give you that impression, but if you look at the diagram it looks like the second hole starts at the cervix. A peemus doesn't go past that point anyway, does it?

[NorthernVike 2,086]

They're trying hard to give you that impression, but if you look at the diagram it looks like the second hole starts at the cervix. A peemus doesn't go past that point anyway, does it?

I focked a prego chick once and the kid bit the end of my cack.

 

 

Thank gawd it turned out to be a girl. I didn't wan't to go ghey.

[penultimatestraw 473]

They're trying hard to give you that impression, but if you look at the diagram it looks like the second hole starts at the cervix. A peemus doesn't go past that point anyway, does it?

The article said she had two vags, implying the septum extends beyond the uterus/cervix. She also mentions the septum making her believe she had cystitis as a kid, and her boyfriend noticed her anatomy was different, too. I don't know what you're into, but most guys probably have never seen their sig O's cervix. But there is a way to get to the bottom of this: any geekette/trannie volunteers?

'I thought it was amazing and it's definitely an ice-breaker at parties'

 

She added: 'If women want to have a look, I'm quite happy to show them, it's not something I'm embarrassed by.'

[nikki2200 4]

They're trying hard to give you that impression, but if you look at the diagram it looks like the second hole starts at the cervix. A peemus doesn't go past that point anyway, does it?

 

No. Not at all. If you are hung like a field mouse.

 

If she didn't have two baginas, why was she talking about being confused about which hole to stick the tampon in. And what the hell is she showing people? I think she has two baginas.

[penultimatestraw 473]

No. Not at all. If you are hung like a field mouse.

 

If she didn't have two baginas, why was she talking about being confused about which hole to stick the tampon in. And what the hell is she showing people? I think she has two baginas.

Ummm, the pemus might hit the cervix, or sideswipe it, but even Mookz' needled!ck ain't going past it. Unless he's into post-partum secks

[nikki2200 4]

Ummm, the pemus might hit the cervix, or sideswipe it, but even' Mookz' needled!ck ain't goint past it. Unless he's into post-partum secks

 

Umm.... are you a gynecologist? The cervix ain't that far up there unless the bagina is the size of the grand canyon. I can touch mine with my finger. There is room on either side of it. That's where the peemus goes. Unless my bagina is just deformed, but I don't think so considering I know a little about such things and the fact that the gynecologist doesn't have to use a foot long speculum. The cervix is only a few inches from the opening.

 

Or is that how big your peemus is?

[penultimatestraw 473]

Umm.... are you a gynecologist? The cervix ain't that far up there unless the bagina is the size of the grand canyon. I can touch mine with my finger. There is room on either side of it. That's where the peemus goes. Unless my bagina is just deformed, but I don't think so considering I know a little about such things and the fact that the gynecologist doesn't have to use a foot long speculum. The cervix is only a few inches from the opening.

 

Or is that how big your peemus is?

Avg vag is about 4 inches I think, but the pemus doesn't go past the cervix. Bump into in or beside it, sure, but the os (opening) is too small to allow the ###### past it. I think we are arguing semantics.

They're trying hard to give you that impression, but if you look at the diagram it looks like the second hole starts at the cervix. A peemus doesn't go past that point anyway, does it?

And I'm not ashamed to admit my pemus might be shorter than your finger, handzilla.

[nikki2200 4]

Avg vag is about 4 inches I think, but the pemus doesn't go past the cervix. Bump into in or beside it, sure, but the os (opening) is too small to allow the ###### past it. I think we are arguing semantics.

And I'm not ashamed to admit my pemus might be shorter than your finger, handzilla.

 

He said past it, not through it.

 

A normal size peemus goes PAST the cervix and up in the spaces around it.

[sheadtoo 1]

He said past it, not through it.

 

A normal size peemus goes PAST the cervix and up in the spaces around it.

It doesn't always fit past

[penultimatestraw 473]

He said past it, not through it.

 

A normal size peemus goes PAST the cervix and up in the spaces around it.

Again we are arguing semantics - hence the allowance to sideswipe the cervix. I think Mookz meant going past/through the "hole" in the cervix - the os. He can clarify what he meant. If he says something other than what I think, I'll be sure to drag this out another 30 pages.

 

As an aside, gynecologists aren't the only ones who perform pelvic exams.

[nikki2200 4]

Again we are arguing semantics - hence the allowance to sideswipe the cervix. I think Mookz meant going past/through the "hole" in the cervix - the os. He can clarify what he meant. If he says something other than what I think, I'll be sure to drag this out another 30 pages.

 

I'm in.

[nikki2200 4]

It doesn't always fit past

 

[sheadtoo 1]

Some people actually fit that geek description.

[Mookz 1,346]

Ummm, the pemus might hit the cervix, or sideswipe it, but even Mookz' needled!ck ain't going past it. Unless he's into post-partum secks

 

Umm.... are you a gynecologist? The cervix ain't that far up there unless the bagina is the size of the grand canyon. I can touch mine with my finger. There is room on either side of it. That's where the peemus goes. Unless my bagina is just deformed, but I don't think so considering I know a little about such things and the fact that the gynecologist doesn't have to use a foot long speculum. The cervix is only a few inches from the opening.

 

Or is that how big your peemus is?

In your hallway? I kind of pictured him setting up scaffolding.

 

Again we are arguing semantics - hence the allowance to sideswipe the cervix. I think Mookz meant going past/through the "hole" in the cervix - the os. He can clarify what he meant. If he says something other than what I think, I'll be sure to drag this out another 30 pages.

 

As an aside, gynecologists aren't the only ones who perform pelvic exams.

You are correct, I meant through the cervix. I didn't know there was a lot of space on the sides that goes deeper. I thought that if anything, the peemus would push on the cervix and move it back. So then, for her to have two bagimas as opposed to just two uteri, does that septum thingie extend down even farther, all the way to the opening? Whatever the case, I think I'm going ghey after this.

[penultimatestraw 473]

You are correct, I meant through the cervix. I didn't know there was a lot of space on the sides that goes deeper. I thought that if anything, the peemus would push on the cervix and move it back. So then, for her to have two bagimas as opposed to just two uteri, does that septum thingie extend down even farther, all the way to the opening? Whatever the case, I think I'm going ghey after this.

Thanks for the clarification Mookz. The vagina is pretty elastic, so there is quite a bit of leeway for things to stretch and accommodate the average geek. The space around the cervix is the cul-de-sac. And the uterus rises out of the way when women are aroused. The cervix is insensate, but some women feel things banging against it; usually this isn't pleasurable.

 

Google "vagina length" to learn more - maybe you can teach Nikki something, too.

 

The woman in the article suggests a septum extending beyond the cervix, to the introitus (the vag opening) by the sound of it. If you change teams, the good news is the colon is about 5 feet long, and has no septa.

[WhiteWonder 2,735]

I focked a prego chick once and the kid bit the end of my cack.

 

 

Thank gawd it turned out to be a girl. I didn't wan't to go ghey.

Hahaha thus might be the funniest thing I've read on this board. Which isn't saying much but still

[420allstars 13]

All your getting with the brod is double periods, not double Vag.. false advertsising IMO,

 

although I would hit it out of pure curisosity