***Official GOTY Thread***

[peenie 1,944]

put me on the list!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i deserve to be on the list every year damnit!!!!!!!!!!!

[tikigods 76]

put me on the list!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i deserve to be on the list every year damnit!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I nominate you for the Bad Girls Club on Oxygen.

[gocolts 300]

put me on the list!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i deserve to be on the list every year damnit!!!!!!!!!!!

You disqualify yourself every year by deleting threads.

[Chronic Husker 85]

This.

 

But if we had to pick the poo that floated to the top, it would have to be: Bunny, Southcarolina, Mookz, TBBOM, Kutulu, and TEK. With runner-up nods going to Wiffleball and an honorable mention to RP for his "Ducky face" thread.

Thank Jeebus women are second class citizens here and they don't get to vote.

[cbfalcon 827]

put me on the list!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i deserve to be on the list every year damnit!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Is there a quota or something?

 

Is that joke too obvious?

[SUXBNME 1,583]

Oh stop with the nonsense, ive been the geek of the decade never mind the year.

Best looking, smartest, only posts facts and funnyness

Pahhhfockinglease.

Hah...I just found your # the other day under a dirty pair of underwear in my closet. You might be in for a sux surprise sometime in the somewhat near future

[OldMaid 2,134]

Thank Jeebus women are second class citizens here and they don't get to vote.

 

Oh, come on... you know if I was standing at the top of a very long flight of stairs, you'd push me down them.

[gocolts 300]

Oh, come on... you know if I was standing at the top of a very long flight of stairs, you'd push me down them.

[gocolts 300]

itsatip: you can't nominate fifty fvcking people.

 

or yourself.

 

Noms are in the first post.

I didn't realize you could nominate yourself. In that case, I nominate.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oldmaid and Sux.

[peenie 1,944]

if i'm not on that list i'm leaving!!!!!!

[gocolts 300]

if i'm not on that list i'm leaving!!!!!!

 

 

You disqualify yourself every year by deleting threads.

 

Sorry.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,538]

SouthCarolina and TEK are my nominations. Those fawkers brought it and ate sammiches without the luxury of a maker of sammiches.

 

You could splurt either one with a Helms package and still get away with a Helms package labeled "relish".

 

 

 

[southcarolina 166]

SouthCarolina and TEK are my nominations. Those fawkers brought it and ate sammiches without the luxury of a maker of sammiches.

 

You could splurt either one with a Helms package and still get away with a Helms package labeled "relish".

 

 

 

 

This makes almost no sense. But i'll take it. No such thing as bad publicity.

 

 

 

 

Also, is "underrated" a compliment? That seems like one of those things that sounds like a compliment at first, but then when you think about it, what people are really saying is that ive slightly, almost imperceptibly, outperformed their unbelievably low expectations of me. I mean if i had sex with a woman and you asked her to rate my performance, and she said "Underrated" that wouldnt be a good thing right? Its like saying, "Well he is a little out of shape, and his ###### isnt that big, and i really just wanted to bang his hot friend, but that guy was already taken, so i was drunk and horny, and he was there, so i figured what the hell. I mean it wasnt terrible, but i wont be calling him again". So i guess you'll have to excuse me if i dont get all giddy at the prospect of being this boreds equivalent of its last guy in the bar 3 AM hook up. (If youre not sure what this is, ask OldMaid...she'll explain it to you)

 

 

also its southcarolina. no caps. christ. are you guys sure YOU arent the ones who were educated in the South Carolina public school system?

 

 

also NorthernVike.....f0ck off you f0cking f0cker. Just because i gave you a break and stopped pounding you in that abortion of a thread you started about me, doesnt mean ive forgiven you. You are dead to me, f0cking cranberritard.

 

 

also, if elected, i will actively campaign to make every one of you a huge fan of the Cocks. yes i know that Sux and OldMaid already are. just makes my job a little easier. but be warned, with the power of the office of GOTY behind me, i will be sliding my Cocks into every thread i can. my Cocks will be a constant presence on this bored. it may be a little awkward at first, but you'll eventually get used to it.

[Mungwater 597]

Can't touch this DID have an ass cyst

[Meglamaniac 712]

No love

 

http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=403914&st=0&p=4794055&hl=confess&fromsearch=1entry4794055

 

[Recliner Pilot 61]

Any contest without the name Bill E involved is bogus. He gets my nomination.

[Giants Fan 85]

I nominate TikiGods.

 

Why?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Go fock yourself. That's why.

[jerryskids 6,962]

Once we get ten nominations, we'll do two threads of five. Top two will go head to head for GOTY.

At the risk of jeopardizing my stone cold lock on this award, why the fock are you pushing so hard to do this... in November? Wanna make sure you get it in before the end of the world?

[tikigods 76]

I didn't realize you could nominate yourself. In that case, I nominate...Oldmaid and Sux.

 

ONE. PICK ONE.

 

[tikigods 76]

At the risk of jeopardizing my stone cold lock on this award, why the fock are you pushing so hard to do this... in November? Wanna make sure you get it in before the end of the world?

 

Noms until Dec 1st.

 

Voting through Dec.

 

GOTY will be finished by Jan 1.

 

Organization, bro. Organization.

[tikigods 76]

I nominate TikiGods.

 

Why?

 

 

Go fock yourself. That's why.

 

 

I don't post here enough.

[SUXBNME 1,583]

Noms until Dec 1st.

 

Voting through Dec.

 

GOTY will be finished by Jan 1.

 

Organization, bro. Organization.

You have no idea how to run these things, obviously.

 

You're supposed to get it going, generate some buzz, then quit. Hilarity usually ensues.

[gocolts 300]

ONE. PICK ONE.

 

Fock, I read your post wrong last night. I thought you said we can nominate 50 people.

[MedStudent 56]

if i'm not on that list i'm leaving!!!!!!

I already nominated you in this thread

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then I deleted it.

[gocolts 300]

I already nominated you in this thread

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then I deleted it.

BOOM!!!

[tikigods 76]

You have no idea how to run these things, obviously.

 

You're supposed to get it going, generate some buzz, then quit. Hilarity usually ensues.

 

Wrong.

 

I start the thread and pretend I don't care about winning it....that I'm doing it for the good of the geeks.

 

After people start accusing me of "Look at ME!!!" being the motivation for even bring up this fvcking abortion of an idea, I cry and quit.

 

Someone will eventually "nominate" me and I'll do this:

 

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl_NpdAy3WY

[tikigods 76]

Fock, I read your post wrong last night. I thought you said we can nominate 50 people.

 

So who the fock do you want?? Old Maid or Sux???

[peenie 1,944]

[tikigods 76]

 

#peenie

 

Take your case to Twitter.

[jerryskids 6,962]

I already nominated you in this thread

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then I deleted it.

 

[gocolts 300]

So who the fock do you want?? Old Maid or Sux???

Wasn't Sux already nominated???

 

Is it just me, or is this thing held three times a year... I'll go ahead and nominate Sux so he doesn't have to beg

 

[cbfalcon 827]

I don't know what it takes to get nominated because I don't know what anyone here has really accomplished (besides that's dude that got his legs cut off) but I acknowledge that I haven't done enough to be considered.

 

That said, it would be nice if just one time someone said "CBfalcon hasn't really done enough to be considered", as that would make me at least feel like I've been considered.

 

I mean damn. I post things that I think are funny all the time.

[The Moz 71]

I don't know what it takes to get nominated

 

Well NAMBLA nominated GFIAFP if that helps for criteria.

[SUXBNME 1,583]

Wasn't Sux already nominated???

 

 

 

The only thing I can nominate OldMaid for with a clear conscience is for sucking my cack. Preferably with a bag over her head. Unknown comic style

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoFfLvy3quA&list=LPFdvSUZFwsJA&index=4&feature=plcp

[Giants Fan 85]

 

I don't post here enough.

 

No. I was being sincere with my nomination.

 

I was making a joke that, if you need a reason ... go fock yourself.

[Giants Fan 85]

Well NAMBLA nominated GFIAFP if that helps for criteria.

 

Yeah .... but did I accept that nomination? No.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

First pause reply with video?

[Chronic Husker 85]

I already nominated you in this thread

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then I deleted it.

[jerryskids 6,962]

Has MedStudent been nominated? I ask because I'm not going to look back through every post in this thread every time, and "Mr. Organization" Tikigods hasn't listed him in teh OP.

 

Anyway, his escapades with ungroomed Euro chicks in the southwest, horny milfs, tattooed rocker chicks etc. kept us captivated for quite a while. Then he went and got all busy and stuff.

 

But it was good while it lasted.

[cbfalcon 827]

Has MedStudent been nominated? I ask because I'm not going to look back through every post in this thread every time, and "Mr. Organization" Tikigods hasn't listed him in teh OP.

 

Anyway, his escapades with ungroomed Euro chicks in the southwest, horny milfs, tattooed rocker chicks etc. kept us captivated for quite a while. Then he went and got all busy and stuff.

 

But it was good while it lasted.

 

Maybe I am mistaken, but it seems like everything noteworthy he has done was prior to the year 2012.

 

Actually, I take that back. He did trade Drew Brees away straight up for Ryan Mathews in our Die Nasty league. That's in the same ballpark as cutting your legs off, so I second this nomination.

[tikigods 76]

Nominations:

 

Phillybear by Tikigods

TBBOM by Old Maid

BunnyBassturds by Voltaire

drobeski by The Moz

crackattack by Drobs

Bill E by Recliner Pilot

Sux by Rallo

Old Maid by gocolts

SouthCarolina by Bunny

MedStudent by Jerryskids

 

The final list. Polls will be conducted throughout the month of December.

 

Round 1 Dec 1-14th:

 

List A- Phillybear, TBBOM, Bunny, drobeski, and crackattack

List B- Bill E, Sux, Old Maid, Southcarolina, and MedStudent

 

Round 2 Dec 15-31th:

 

Final Four- top two vote getters from List A and List B for GOTY.

 

Geek of the Year will be awarded on Jan 1st.