Westboro Baptist Church plan to protest at Newtown CT funerals

[Savage Beast 1]

Would you two just fock already?

 

She would fall in love, and I would have to break her heart.

[IGotWorms 4,060]

She would fall in love, and I would have to break her heart.

 

You dog, you.

[tikigods 76]

I "study" the Bible in both the Hebrew and Koine Greek. And not the American English language canonized versions either. The Apocryphal and Pseudepigraphical(book of Enoch for example) texts should be used as well to study the Biblical scriptures in their proper historical context. There is valuable ancient Hebraic history in these texts, even if they are not inspired scripture. These texts can be used to get the proper historical context of the inspired texts. You can't get the proper ancient historical context of the Hebrew scriptures by using the Americanized English Bibles(KJV included, it comes from the Roman Catholic Latin Vulgate and sucks), the English Bible translations suck mostly(Young's Literal Bible translation being the exception for example).

 

I grew up in American Churches, and they don't know their elbow from their @sshole when it comes to teaching the ancient Hebraic scriptures. They refuse to teach them in their ancient historical and proper grammatical context, and instead act as if the Bible was written to 21st century Americans by 21st century Americans by people who can't tell the difference between nouns and verbs. They abuse the Bible's history and grammar worse then Flavor Flav abuses the English language.

 

I won't lie, I have no focking idea what you're talking about. I'm completely out of the loop on religion. However, I will say this, I admire people who are strong in their convictions even if they are on the total other end of the spectrum as me. You seem like a good dude. I always get a laugh out of the Lake of Fire comments.

[Savage Beast 1]

I won't lie, I have no focking idea what you're talking about. I'm completely out of the loop on religion. However, I will say this, I admire people who are strong in their convictions even if they are on the total other end of the spectrum as me. You seem like a good dude. I always get a laugh out of the Lake of Fire comments.

 

You do know the Lake Of Fire comments are a joke, right?

 

Even though most of you here at FFtoday are in Hell separated from God before and after you die. And after you die is when the eternal horrible hell really begins for you.

[Gepetto 1,417]

You do know the Lake Of Fire comments are a joke, right?

 

 

 

I didn't know that.

[mobb_deep 920]

I won't lie, I have no focking idea what you're talking about. I'm completely out of the loop on religion. However, I will say this, I admire people who are strong in their convictions even if they are on the total other end of the spectrum as me. You seem like a good dude. I always get a laugh out of the Lake of Fire comments.

 

+1

 

GOTY IMO.

[kutulu 1,692]

You do know the Lake Of Fire comments are a joke, right?

 

Even though most of you here at FFtoday are in Hell separated from God before and after you die. And after you die is when the eternal horrible hell really begins for you.

 

Existing on damnation's edge The priest had never known To witness such a violent show Of power overthrown

 

Angels fighting aimlessly Still dying by the sword Our legions killing all in sight To get the one called lord

 

The gates of hell lie waiting as you see There's no price to pay just follow me I can take your lost soul from the grave Jesus knows your soul can not be saved

 

Crucify the so called lord He soon shall fall to me Your souls are damned your God has fell To slave for me eternally Hell awaits...

 

The reaper guard's the darkened gates That satan calls his home Demons feed the furnace where The dead are free to roam

 

Lonely children of the night There's seven ways to go Each leading to the burning hole The lucifer controls

 

Priests of hades seek the sacred star Satan sees the answer lies not far Zombies screaming souls cry out to you Satanic laws prevail your life is through

 

Pray to the moon... when it is round Death with you shall then abound What you seek... for can't be found In sea or sky or underground

 

 

Now I have you deep inside my everlasting grasp The seven bloody gates of hell Is where you'll live your last

 

Warriors from hell's domain Will bring you to your death The flames of hades burning strong Your soul shall never rest

 

The gates of hell lie waiting as you see There's no price to pay just follow me I can take your lost soul from the grave Jesus knows your soul can not be saved

 

Sacrifice the lives of all I know they Soon shall die Their souls are damned to rot in hell And keep the fire growing deep inside Hell awaits...

[Bruce Benedict 0]

I won't lie, I have no focking idea what you're talking about. I'm completely out of the loop on religion.

As an ordained minister recognized in 47 out of 50 states, I do know what he's talking about, and he's full of crap. The only way into God's heaven is through good, liberal deeds performed in service to your fellow man (and to a lesser extent, other animals) here on Earth.

[IGotWorms 4,060]

As an ordained minister recognized in 47 out of 50 states, I do know what he's talking about, and he's full of crap. The only way into God's heaven is through good, liberal deeds performed in service to your fellow man (and to a lesser extent, other animals) here on Earth.

 

I got ordained online too. Took all of three minutes. And $7.95 + shipping & handling for the official certificate.

[kutulu 1,692]

I got ordained online too. Took all of three minutes. And $7.95 + shipping & handling for the official certificate.

 

I think you meant "licensed".

[IGotWorms 4,060]

I think you meant "licensed".

 

 

Universal Life Church, my friend. Look it up.

[Bruce Benedict 0]

 

Universal Life Church, my friend. Look it up.

 

Although...you had to pay? It was still free when I was ordained.

 

(ETA: Oh, the thingy cost 7.95. I didn't get the thingy. But I did get a mug that says "Holy Man" custom did.)

[kutulu 1,692]

 

Universal Life Church, my friend. Look it up.

 

Tell it to the judge.

[Recliner Pilot 61]

I got ordained online too. Took all of three minutes. And $7.95 + shipping & handling for the official certificate.

So you are a pretend Minister too.

[IGotWorms 4,060]

So you are a pretend Minister too.

 

Hilarious. I can't stop laughing at that one

[IGotWorms 4,060]

 

Although...you had to pay? It was still free when I was ordained.

 

(ETA: Oh, the thingy cost 7.95. I didn't get the thingy. But I did get a mug that says "Holy Man" custom did.)

 

Yeah I only had to pay because I wanted the actual certificate. I was doing a wedding for somebody and wanted to put them at ease that I really could perform a wedding ceremony under the laws of that state.

[Bruce Benedict 0]

There's nothing pretend about the ULC, amigos.

 

I've performed two weddings (one homo), given last rites, tended benevolently to my flock of dedicated blog readers, and performed a five minute stand-up set at a Wiccan wake.

[Bruce Benedict 0]

Yeah I only had to pay because I wanted the actual certificate. I was doing a wedding for somebody and wanted to put them at ease that I really could perform a wedding ceremony under the laws of that state.

We also do a holy communion with beer and cheese fries.

 

The body of Christ has never been so ooey, gooey, and delicious. And it brings us all closer to God to have Him clogging our Earthly arteries.

[Casual Observer 597]

Hilarious. I can't stop laughing at that one

 

Fake lawyer, amateur psychologist, pretend minister ...

 

Your credentials are really piling up.

[IGotWorms 4,060]

Fake lawyer, amateur psychologist, pretend minister ...

 

Your credentials are really piling up.

 

Hello dooshbag

[tikigods 76]

We also do a holy communion with beer and cheese fries.

 

The body of Christ has never been so ooey, gooey, and delicious. And it brings us all closer to God to have Him clogging our Earthly arteries.

 

I missed jvirne.

[Casual Observer 597]

Hello dooshbag

 

Hey there little buddy.

[IGotWorms 4,060]

Hey there little buddy.

 

I'm not your buddy

[Casual Observer 597]

I'm not your buddy

 

Right. You're goofy, like Gilligan. That's why you're little buddy.

[tikigods 76]

Right. You're goofy, like Gilligan. That's why you're little buddy.

 

Worms has to represent the 47% on the board. I'd imagine with all of his student loans from law school he needs a hand out or twelve.

[IGotWorms 4,060]

Worms has to represent the 47% on the board. I'd imagine with all of his student loans from law school he needs a hand out or twelve.

 

So am I a lawyer or am I not? I'm so confused

[tikigods 76]

So am I a lawyer or am I not? I'm so confused

 

You tell us.

[Voltaire 5,388]

Anonymous hacks Westboro Baptist Church

 

 

 

I don't necessarily support Anonymous, however, in this case,

 

link

Westboro Baptist Church brings America together like no other organization.

[Voltaire 5,388]

So you are a pretend Minister too.

:lol:

 

Who could have anticipated that your irritating 'fake lawyer' schtick would eventually pay off so handsomely with this one-liner?

[Voltaire 5,388]

I missed jvirne.

Me too.

[Big Blue 06 195]

Me too.

 

Me 3.

[ZeroTolerance 584]

I didn't know that.

The soundtrack to Savage's posts when I read them:

 

[Recliner Pilot 61]

:lol:

 

Who could have anticipated that your irritating 'fake lawyer' schtick would eventually pay off so handsomely with this one-liner?

[tikigods 76]

Me 3.

 

Do you not think Bruce Benedict has an eerie similarity to our dear TSB friend?

[Know Doubt 0]

wow, great thread but a buncha things have been begged to be asked:

 

 

1) Should we start a $$$Pool for Tiki and Blitzen's bailout money?

Plus bonus' of $50 each for every punching of WBC dads in the face in front of their families?

 

2) about 6-9 months ago the catholics decided to rewrite all our prayers/declarations during mass because they felt we were ready for it to be translated 'properly'. so we get ready to do the creed or whatever it is and holy crap, i felt like i was being brainwashed. lots of obey and treating the priest like he was a deity and not some guy who decided to become a priest, etc.

funny thing is that i was offended because it wasn't what i grew up with, the stuff back then of course is pretty much the same thing only in my mind tamer because it was what i was used to.

don't get me wrong, i believe church has a place in my family as it is a good vehicle to teach my kid right and wrong, but jeez they are always looking for donations...

 

3) Volty update your frickin weight loss sig, you've been slacking since August, thx.

oh and my brother changed universities, he's down by shanghai now and is teaching law and economics, having to write out all the crap lesson plans/text etc too. i keep telling him he should get them published so he can maybe get some £££ out of it down the road. he still has cosmo kramer side jobs just like you do and now he's teaching at a middle school doing that as well. i keep hoping he finds a girl like you did but he seems to be enjoying being a rock star(he plays guitar and sings and as you well know the chinese eat that up) and dating 4-5 girls all the time... when he has time.

any more advice i can pass on to him...???

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[Voltaire 5,388]

Do you not think Bruce Benedict has an eerie similarity to our dear TSB friend?

 

The humor and irreverence are there but I don't remember jvirne being so terrifying.

[Voltaire 5,388]

 

3) Volty update your frickin weight loss sig, you've been slacking since August, thx.

 

 

 

 

 

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The reason it's not updates is that I've been slacking since August.

 

The school semester started and I had precious little free time again. I dropped the priority. I need to get re-motivated.

 

I'll respond more later to your brother bit, I'm out the door.

[Blitzen 1]

I won't lie, I have no focking idea what you're talking about. I'm completely out of the loop on religion. However, I will say this, I admire people who are strong in their convictions even if they are on the total other end of the spectrum as me. You seem like a good dude. I always get a laugh out of the Lake of Fire comments.

 

He doesn't either but the little boys eat it up.

[tikigods 76]

The humor and irreverence are there but I don't remember jvirne being so terrifying.

 

Schtick. I miss that focker.

 

1) Should we start a $$$Pool for Tiki and Blitzen's bailout money?

 

Dude! How the hell have you been?

[Frank M 181]

You do know the Lake Of Fire comments are a joke, right?

 

Even though most of you here at FFtoday are in Hell separated from God before and after you die. And after you die is when the eternal horrible hell really begins for you.

Actually, nothing happens after you die. The soul is a mythical construct people believe in only because they cannot fathom the fact that nothing comes after death. The idea that we really are all worm food and nothing more when this life is over fills people with fear, so they cling to ancient scrolls found in caves that reassure them that yes, life doesn't end after death, you just go somewhere else, someplace better than this, and only good people will be there because all the bad people will be in a different place being punished for being bad.