If you got coRnered by a herd of zombies

[Cstriker 2]

You have a hair pin, bubble gum, socks, a pack of condoms and a hockey stick. How would you get out of that situation unscathed?

[SUXBNME 1,622]

You have a hair pin, bubble gum, socks, a pack of condoms and a hockey stick. How would you get out of that situation unscathed?

I believe the correct term is a group of zombies, not a herd.

[frank 2,353]

I believe the correct term is a group of zombies, not a herd.

I've heard of zombies.

[Savage Beast 1]

I believe the correct term is a group of zombies, not a herd.

 

Herd definition: A large number of people; a crowd. Example: a herd of stranded passengers.

[Mookz 1,387]

Herd definition: A large number of people; a crowd. Example: a herd of stranded passengers.

 

He was right, they're a group.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBdrDu9nq7Q

[Savage Beast 1]

 

He was right, they're a group.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBdrDu9nq7Q

 

 

 

[SUXBNME 1,622]

Herd definition: A large number of people; a crowd. Example: a herd of stranded passengers.

Zombies aren't people, moron.

[kutulu 1,723]

But you see, it's not me, it's not my family.

[SUXBNME 1,622]

But you see, it's not me, it's not my family.

That's The Cranberries, dammit. That song was made long before our current zombie apocalypse

 

 

Mebbe she knew something

[frank 2,353]

Maybe a pitcher of zombies.

[Cstriker 2]

Thanks for hijacking my thread aholes Stay on the topic.

[SUXBNME 1,622]

Thanks for hijacking my thread aholes Stay on the topic.

We have been staying on topic. We can't help the fact that you left everything open to interpretation

 

Also, does the capital R in cornered a hint, or just your retardedness?

[kutulu 1,723]

That's The Cranberries, dammit. That song was made long before our current zombie apocalypse

 

 

 

1916?

[jerryskids 7,187]

Thanks for hijacking my thread aholes Stay on the topic.

Do the condoms have anything to do with that uber ghey peemus climbing up and down your avatar?

[Savage Beast 1]

Zombies aren't people, moron.

 

Neither are cats, but they can be herded.

 

[Frank M 181]

In this case, you die.

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcwTxRuq-uk

 

[SUXBNME 1,622]

Neither are cats, but they can be herded.

 

Wrong verbage.

 

Kats: A clowder, a pounce; for kittens...A kindle, litter, an intrigue

 

 

I do love that commercial, tho

 

ETA: Is the company that made that commercial still in business? I mean, "EDS" ?

Erectile Disfunction Syndrome?

 

Come to think of it, is Wang or Siemens still in business?

[Chronic Husker 86]

and....cs striker never posted his stupid shizz at the geek herd ever again.

 

[kutulu 1,723]

Hockey stick and the rubbers...just in case there's a really hot zombie biitch.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,691]

Are the condoms magnums or ribbed?

[lickin_starfish 2,027]

If I got coRnholed by a herd of zombies, I would just not be able to live with myself.

[JackARoot 2]

I'd whip out the blunderbuss

[Voltaire 5,521]

I'd say "my mom is Sarah Palin this hockey stick is a gift from her, wanna sniff her socks?" and shoot the socks as far up the street as I could with my hockey stick. Once the zombies were far enough away and good and horny from sniffing the socks, I'd shout out to them, "Mom is picking me up in front of the Pentecostal church on Limbaugh Avenue in 20 minutes, here take these if you want to meet her," and scatter shoot all the condoms all over the place for them to collect.

 

I'd pop the gum in my mouth, run to the nearest door, use the hair pin to pick the lock then -once the door opened- shove the gum into the lock to jam it.

[IGotWorms 4,063]

I thought it was a gaggle of zombies?

[Voltaire 5,521]

I thought it was a gaggle of zombies?

A cult of zombies? A swarm?

 

You know who'd know better than any of us? - Chinese highschool kids

 

300 years ago, every time a dipsh*t naturalist identified a new species, he gave a new name to identify a group of them. So today, we've got a thousand different names for groups of a thousand different animals. People who write the standardized English tests for Chinese kids absolutly love this cr@p. So today these poor kids are expected to waste their time memorize all those focking names of packs/gaggles/schools/herds/flocks etc.

[drobeski 3,061]

Wrong verbage.

 

Kats: A clowder, a pounce; for kittens...A kindle, litter, an intrigue

 

 

I do love that commercial, tho

 

ETA: Is the company that made that commercial still in business? I mean, "EDS" ?

Erectile Disfunction Syndrome?

 

Come to think of it, is Wang or Siemens still in business?

Siemens ...yes

[Greedo 13]

I thought it was a gaggle of zombies?

 

It may be a quorum of zombies.

 

Ask a Cthulu fan - they'd probably know.

[kutulu 1,723]

 

Ask a Cthulu fan - they'd probably know.

 

[5-Points 3,838]

"You've heard of zombees. Well a herd of them were chasing me!"

[edjr 7,018]

Would Davie PatteRn be there?

[jerryskids 7,187]

Cstriker better come back and tell us the answer.

[SUXBNME 1,622]

Cstriker better come back and tell us the answer.

 

I think that he was actually trying to ask us for help