Would you hit it?

[The Moz 69]

The infamous U of Maryland Sorority chick - with the creative vocabulary.

 

 

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In case you missed her literary masterpiece..................

 

If you just opened this like I told you to, tie yourself down to whatever chair you're sitting in, because this email is going to be a rough ###### ride.

For those of you that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of this chapter, we have been ###### UP in terms of night time events and general social interactions with Sigma Nu. I've been getting texts on texts about people LITERALLY being so ###### AWKWARD and so ###### BORING. If you're reading this right now and saying to yourself "But oh em gee Julia, I've been having so much fun with my sisters this week!", then punch yourself in the face right now so that I don't have to ###### find you on campus to do it myself.

I do not give a flying ######, and Sigma Nu does not give a flying ######, about how much you ###### love to talk to your sisters. You have 361 days out of the ###### year to talk to sisters, and this week is NOT, I ###### repeat NOT ONE OF THEM. This week is about fostering relationships in the greek community, and that's not ###### possible if you're going to stand around and talk to each other and not our matchup. Newsflash you stupid cocks: FRATS DON'T LIKE BORING SORORITIES. Oh wait, DOUBLE ###### NEWSFLASH: SIGMA NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE ###### SUCK, which by the way in case you're an idiot and need it spelled out for you, WE ###### SUCK SO FAR. This also applies to you little shits that have talked openly about post gaming at a different frat IN FRONT OF SIGMA NU BROTHERS. Are you people ###### retarded? That's not a rhetorical question, I LITERALLY want you to email me back telling me if you're mentally slow so I can make sure you don't go to anymore night time events. If Sigma Nu openly said "Yeah we're gonna invite Zeta over", would you be happy? WOULD YOU? No you wouldn't, so WHY THE ###### WOULD YOU DO IT TO THEM?? IN FRONT OF THEM?!! First of all, you SHOULDN'T be post gaming at other frats, I don't give a ###### if your boyfriend is in it, if your brother is in it, or if your entire family is in that frat. YOU DON'T GO. YOU. DON'T. GO. And you ESPECIALLY do ###### NOT convince other girls to leave with you.

"But Julia!", you say in a whiny little ###### voice to your computer screen as you read this email, "I've been cheering on our teams at all the sports, doesn't that count for something?" NO YOU STUPID ###### ASS HATS, IT ###### DOESN'T. DO YOU WANNA KNOW ###### WHY?!! IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN ###### UP AT SOBER ###### EVENTS TOO. I've not only gotten texts about people being ###### WEIRD at sports (for example, being stupid shits and saying stuff like "durr what's kickball?" is not ###### funny), but I've gotten texts about people actually cheering for the opposing team. The opposing. ######. Team. ARE YOU ###### STUPID?!! I don't give a ###### about sportsmanship, YOU CHEER FOR OUR ###### TEAM AND NOT THE OTHER ONE, HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN TO A SPORTS GAME? ARE YOU ###### BLIND? Or are you just so ###### dense about what it means to make people like you that you think being a good little supporter of the greek community is going to make our matchup happy? Well it's time someone told you, NO ONE ###### LIKES THAT, ESPECIALLY OUR ###### MATCHUP. I will ###### ###### punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don't give a ###### if you SOR me, I WILL ###### ASSAULT YOU.

"Ohhh Julia, I'm now crying because your email has made me oh so so sad". Well good. If this email applies to you in any way, meaning if you are a little asswipe that stands in the corners at night or if you're a weird ###### that does weird ###### during the day, this following message is for you:

DO NOT GO TO TONIGHT'S EVENT.

I'm not ###### kidding. Don't go. Seriously, if you have done ANYTHING I've mentioned in this email and have some rare disease where you're unable to NOT do these things, then you are HORRIBLE, I repeat, HORRIBLE PR FOR THIS CHAPTER. I would rather have 40 girls that are fun, talk to boys, and not ###### awkward than 80 that are ###### faggots. If you are one of the people that have told me "Oh nooo boo hoo I can't talk to boys I'm too sober", then I pity you because I don't know how you got this far in life, and with that in mind don't ###### show up unless you're going to stop being a ###### ###### block for our chapter. Seriously. I swear to ###### God if I see anyone being a ###### boner at tonight's event, I will tell you to leave even if you're sober. I'm not even kidding. Try me.

And for those of you who are offended at this email, I would apologize but I really don't give a ######. Go ###### yourself.

 

 

[jerryskids 5,206]

Of course. Is this a trick question?

[The Moz 69]

Of course. Is this a trick question?

maybe a few bad words here an there might tun folks off

[jerryskids 5,206]

Hot sorority chick, who is a wee bit assertive and foul mouthed:

 

Her: STICK YOUR CACK IN MY ASS NOW$#@!

Me: Mkay.

 

[The Next Generation 10]

Yup and then I'd fock it.

[Mungwater 588]

Shes hot, but I would punch her after I was done.

 

My school didn't have frats or anything, and I'm glad they didn't

[Kanil 519]

Hot sorority chick, who is a wee bit assertive and foul mouthed:

 

Her: STICK YOUR CACK IN MY ASS NOW$#@!

Me: Mkay.

 

[The Moz 69]

Shes hot, but I would ###### punch her after I was done.

 

My school didn't have frats or anything, and I'm glad they didn't

My first 2 1/2 years I was in Delta Tau Delta till it got to the point I couldn't even pass any tough class as I was either Drunk or stoned every night or both. Finally in order to graduate I had to get out.

[Bier Meister 1,514]

so you're saying that she talks dirty, isn't awkward, and isn't boring? sure she has a little extra crazy, but why not?

[IGotWorms 3,315]

Uhh...fvck yeah I would. What the hell kind of question is that?

[BudBro 117]

that's a child.

[MDC 5,892]

that's a child.

Or as GFIAFP calls it, a CILF.

[BudBro 117]

Or as GFIAFP calls it, a CILF.

hey man (MDC), it's OT, but how's your son doing? well, i hope. weird to say, but i thought about him the other day and wondered if he's already had his first bday. he surely has, and time's flying.

[MDC 5,892]

hey man (MDC), it's OT, but how's your son doing? well, i hope. weird to say, but i thought about him the other day and wondered if he's already had his first bday. he surely has, and time's flying.

Thanks man, yeah - Pete's first birthday was May 16. That was the fastest year of my life by far! He's walking very good and saying some words. Got back from the doctor today for a checkup, he's in the 91st percentile for height, 80s for weight and 70s for head circumstance, just a big boy all around. We are all exhausted at all times but the whole family is doing good, I start my new job at my new company in June, getting ready to put the house on the market and move to the burbs, everything going great, thanks for asking.

[Mookz 1,287]

Maybe...if she unpoints those elbows a little.

[BudBro 117]

Thanks man, yeah - Pete's first birthday was May 16. That was the fastest year of my life by far! He's walking very good and saying some words. Got back from the doctor today for a checkup, he's in the 91st percentile for height, 80s for weight and 70s for head circumstance, just a big boy all around. We are all exhausted at all times but the whole family is doing good, I start my new job at my new company in June, getting ready to put the house on the market and move to the burbs, everything going great, thanks for asking.

all good news. great to hear it. happy birfday to pete! cheers.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Yup and then I'd fock it.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,920]

After she hits me.

[SUXBNME 1,337]

Yep. Jerry won his first thread here

[NotesFromUnderground 0]

That girl is awesome and I'd definitely hit it. But isn't this story weeks old?

 

Man, you guys are sloooooooooowwww.

[southcarolina 166]

That girl is awesome and I'd definitely hit it. But isn't this story weeks old?

 

Man, you guys are sloooooooooowwww.

Yeah but up until now i think most of us assumed the e-mail writer was a fat ugly bitter girl who only got into the sorority to bolster the chapters GPA. No one i dont think thought she was f0ckable.

 

 

Also, yes. Like the hand of an angry god.

 

 

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