cbfalcon 825 Posted July 17, 2013 Yeah, I know I'm going to be called a loser hoomooo. But whatever. I'm newly single these last 2 years and it's a new world out there. May as well take advantage.....Anyone know about this? It's pretty genius. Basically it's an app that you download and log in through Facebook. But it's big selling point is privacy, in that it'll never post anything on your Facebook timeline anywhere. That's a must for someone as vain as I am. Then it's basically like the old "Hot or Not". You set your search parameters (I went with ages 25-40 and within 25 miles) and you start scrolling through pics. All it gives you is their pic (up to 5), name, and how many miles away they are. You simply say click "Yes" or "No" based on nothing but looks. They do the same. The genius is the other person just disappears forever after that click...... unless you both click YES to each other. Then you can text. So there is no rejection or anything. I read an article (on Grantland of all places) about it and got on there yesterday just for kicks. I'm picky. Only saying YES to 9's and above. Yet there are tons of good looking chicks using it. I've already gotten about 15 matches and had convos with a handful. If a guy wanted to lower his standards a bit, I think he can find a girl for every night of the week. I have no idea how long it'll hold my interest, but I can't imagine how awesome this would have been back in college. I was in a relationship/marriage from 2001-2011. Is this the new world? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,913 Posted July 17, 2013 HOLY SH*T DUDE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,058 Posted July 17, 2013 Pretty much. I read about hookup apps they debuted at SXSW where the goal was basically to find some anonymous person to fock at the festival. But I'm married so I don't have any real world experience with that stuff. So wish they'd had it back in college though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 825 Posted July 17, 2013 HOLY SH*T DUDE. Believe me. That's always been my attitude about this sort of thing as well. It's extremely gay sounding. But the article got me interested enough to check it out, and what was shocking was the amount of hot girls on it. Suddenly it didn't seem nearly as gay. I'm unsure what it's ultimate use is. I have done some reading and one common play is to be drunk on a Saturday at 1am and search for people within 5 miles of you. The only way they ever know about it is if they are thinking the same way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,800 Posted July 17, 2013 Believe me. That's always been my attitude about this sort of thing as well. It's extremely gay sounding. But the article got me interested enough to check it out, and what was shocking was the amount of hot girls on it. Suddenly it didn't seem nearly as gay. I'm unsure what it's ultimate use is. I have done some reading and one common play is to be drunk on a Saturday at 1am and search for people within 5 miles of you. The only way they ever know about it is if they are thinking the same way. Technically, you are amazed by the amount of hot PICS. You haven't actually met any of these chicks yet, have you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,593 Posted July 17, 2013 Last place I worked a kid was slaying some good looking puntang from Tinder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 825 Posted July 17, 2013 Technically, you are amazed by the amount of hot PICS. You haven't actually met any of these chicks yet, have you? You have to have a Facebook profile and it pulls the pics from there. Yes, you can pick and choose which FB pics get used. Nonetheless, I've done some reading on it and it seems legit. Search for articles about it, as it's making big news and catching on like an Arizona wild fire. But no, I haven't met anyone yet and I have some doubts that I ever will. I just think it's very interesting that the hookup/casual sex/dating culture for single people is heading in such an obvious direction. Consider this thread a public service announcement to single geeks that aren't worried about old married geeks thinking they are losers for resorting to their iPhone as an easy way to find one night stands. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,593 Posted July 17, 2013 You have to have a Facebook profile and it pulls the pics from there. Yes, you can pick and choose which FB pics get used. Nonetheless, I've done some reading on it and it seems legit. Search for articles about it, as it's making big news and catching on like an Arizona wild fire. But no, I haven't met anyone yet and I have some doubts that I ever will. I just think it's very interesting that the hookup/casual sex/dating culture for single people is heading in such an obvious direction. Consider this thread a public service announcement to single geeks that aren't worried about old married geeks thinking they are losers for resorting to their iPhone as an easy way to find one night stands. I started meeting chicks online in 1995 and did it through 2008 I do look forward to seeing you on Catfish though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 825 Posted July 17, 2013 I started meeting chicks online in 1995 and did it through 2008 I had an AOL profile for a year maybe in 1998. I only had one one night stand based on that. And I had another girl give me a bunch of free pills. Never even met her. I just told her where my car was and cracked a window. She agreed to drop a baggie in for me. But back then, you had to post about hobbies and music and whatnot to build a profile. This is better. It's just pics. You either would or you wouldn't. Lets be honest, that's all its about anyway. And if you say no the girl disappears forever. If you say yes, she disappears forever unless she wants to bang you also. More so than being into using it, I'm kind of upset I didn't invent it. It's so simple Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,593 Posted July 17, 2013 I had an AOL profile for a year maybe in 1998. I only had one one night stand based on that. And I had another girl give me a bunch of free pills. Never even met her. I just told her where my car was and cracked a window. She agreed to drop a baggie in for me. But back then, you had to post about hobbies and music and whatnot to build a profile. This is better. It's just pics. You either would or you wouldn't. Lets be honest, that's all its about anyway. And if you say no the girl disappears forever. If you say yes, she disappears forever unless she wants to bang you also. More so than being into using it, I'm kind of upset I didn't invent it. It's so simple Seriously though. Have you seen catfish? dude falls in love with this hot girl from 15 miles away... chick always ends up having an excuse to not meet... MTV Cafish gets involved.. they find the girls house... they knock. tubby gay black boy answers the door.. admits to being the chick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 825 Posted July 17, 2013 Seriously though. Have you seen catfish? dude falls in love with this hot girl from 15 miles away... chick always ends up having an excuse to not meet... MTV Cafish gets involved.. they find the girls house... they knock. tubby gay black boy answers the door.. admits to being the chick. I've heard all about that movie. But being that I'm incapable of love, I'm not worried too about it. The worst case scenario would be asking a girl to meet me at a bar at 1am, and her not showing....or God forbid she gained weight. That would be pretty gross...depending on how many whiskeys deep I am. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,593 Posted July 17, 2013 But being that I'm incapable of love, Me too brother. very sad life we lead although I love my dog. I've never loved a person. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 825 Posted July 17, 2013 Me too brother. very sad life we lead although I love my dog. I've never loved a person. You'll love your kid...this time. I love my daughter and I loved my ex once upon a time. So I'm sure someday it'll change. But for the immediate future, I'm incapable. And I'm cool with it. The girls I've been involved with kind of hate that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,593 Posted July 17, 2013 You'll love your kid...this time. I love my daughter and I loved my ex once upon a time. So I'm sure someday it'll change. But for the immediate future, I'm incapable. And I'm cool with it. The girls I've been involved with kind of hate that. Yeah, girls are funny like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,130 Posted July 17, 2013 Seriously though. Have you seen catfish? dude falls in love with this hot girl from 15 miles away... chick always ends up having an excuse to not meet... MTV Cafish gets involved.. they find the girls house... they knock. tubby gay black boy answers the door.. admits to being the chick. Didn't the truth come out and the hoax was in fact a hoax? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,593 Posted July 17, 2013 Didn't the truth come out and the hoax was in fact a hoax? Eh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,130 Posted July 17, 2013 Eh? That the documentary was staged. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,593 Posted July 17, 2013 That the documentary was staged. I'm talking about a regular 'ol 30 minute MTV show - Catfish. it wasn't a documentary Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,593 Posted July 17, 2013 http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/15/catfish-the-tv-show-wants-to-be-woman-video_n_2476640.html Tyler had been talking to a college student named Amanda online for about a year, though they'd never even spoken on the phone. She claimed she didn't own one, which "Catfish: The TV Show" cameraman Max Joseph says is one of those big red flags people shouldn't ignore. Others include people claiming to be models, or refusing to video chat. But Tyler did ignore them, and their Facebook chatting started to become more explicit. When the show facilitated their first meeting, he was certainly shocked to see that Amanda wasn't the pretty girl he thought she was, based on pictures she'd sent him. She was a young man named Aaron. "I don’t even want to be gay to be honest," Aaron said. "But that’s something you can’t change and I accepted that a while ago." When Joseph asked him if he'd "rather be a straight girl than a gay guy," Aaron said yes. He'd gotten so deep into his onlline deception that he'd gotten kicked out of college once for chatting with his RA as Amanda. He created the profile back when he was a sophomore in high school, and at one time he chatted with up to 100 different men. Even though Tyler forgave Aaron for his deception, saying he understood that Aaron had a difficult life, Aaron still vowed to stop playing these online games with people's emotions. He had to admit that he was hurting people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,130 Posted July 17, 2013 I'm talking about a regular 'ol 30 minute MTV show - Catfish. it wasn't a documentary The show is based on the documentary. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,058 Posted July 17, 2013 The show is based on the documentary. Is the show staged too? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,130 Posted July 17, 2013 Is the show staged too? Have no idea... I've never seen it, but it wouldn't surprise me. I think it would be hard to find that many "real" stories to base a whole show off of. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,593 Posted July 17, 2013 Have no idea... I've never seen it, but it wouldn't surprise me. I think it would be hard to find that many "real" stories to base a whole show off of. says the "girl" that chats on the phone with men she met online. Oh yeah, real hard to find real stories of people being lied to. Curlynight anyone? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,130 Posted July 17, 2013 says the "girl" that chats on the phone with men she met online. Call me, maybe... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted July 18, 2013 The only ghey part it's that you ruled out chicks from 18 to 25. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 825 Posted July 18, 2013 The only ghey part it's that you ruled out chicks from 18 to 25. Good point. Luckily I can change parameters and just run through them next. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smashmouths@blf 33 Posted July 18, 2013 You are a ghey homo...the only thing more ghey would be a guy meeting guy app. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 825 Posted August 14, 2013 Update: I guess I've been on this app about a month. I'm a weak man. Now I'm in full bore manwhore mod. I said fock it at some point and expanded my search parameters to ages 18-50, because who cares. I have no clue how many girls I click yes vs no on, but the general rule is I'll click sure on 7's and above. I know this is tough to believe, but those 18-25 year olds are much hotter than older chicks. Go figure. I've gotten roughly 200 matches. I have a stock opener text that they all get. Based on responses, I either keep talking or block them. I've gotten about 25 phone numbers. Met 4 girls...Highlights: - Met a 26 year old. She tricked me with angles in photos. Looked like a 9, ended up a 5. I got drunk and had sex with her anyway. Sent one text the next day and haven't talked to her in 3+ weeks since. - Met a 40 year old. Pics were an 8, in person a 10. Rich divorced chick. 5'2, 105 lbs. Lives in uptown alone in possibly a million dollar house. Saw her twice. Got oral on night 1, and 2 hours of sex on night two (including edjr sex). She told me she has zero interest in a relationship. So plan to see her again. Sends good pics. - Met a 27 year old. 8 in pics and 8 in person. She was really boring and not into anything. Bailed quick. - Met 23 year old that was just in town for a week. 5.5 and 110 lbs. 10 body, 7 face. Sex. Now she is gone, but still text every so often (pics). And my options appear limitless. Tonight for instance, a girl from Austin is here on a job interview for the night and may want to meetup. And another girl that lives here wants to meetup. So I'm delaying answering the local as I try and determine what the out of towner wants to do. It's like a sitcom.....Have an 18 year old telling me she wants to nail an older guy, complete with dirty pics. I told her I wouldn't touch her without seeing a valid drivers license.She says just say when. Doubt I could do that though. (I mean, unless I'm drunk)....Been talking to a 26 year old that may actually be kind of dating material and we have plans next week......A few more have sent good pics...And there have been another 7-10 that were cute/hot and seemed fun enough, but I've simply had to blow off. They've got to wow me at this point. In short, there are too many options. Im getting too many texts and am having to screen capture pics and assign to contacts with a short description to even keep who is who straight. I'm not typing this completely as a brag post. It'll come off that way, but the opposite is true. None of my friends know about any of it for instance. It's a public service announcement to all of you Geeks. It's amazingly easy. The better looking you are, the more matches you'll get. Then just be fun and a little cocky in messages to stand out from the boring guys, and it's just a numbers game from that point forward. Not much skill required.....The key concept is to remember that if you get matched up, they already have admitted they think you are attractive. And that's 90% of the work with girls. Ghey? I've decided it's not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,593 Posted August 14, 2013 The better looking you are, the more matches you'll get. That leaves me only with scraps Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 825 Posted August 14, 2013 GO GET EM CB! I'm trying buddy, I'm trying. My age is limiting me a bit. Not in options obviously, but the schedule. I have my kid 3-4 days a week, and I usually want to chill on Fridays as I play golf at 7am on Saturdays. So that's just 2-3 days a week to meet people. And I still have friends that want to hang out, so it's a bit chaotic. Then factor in I'm staying up way later even when I'm home because girls like to text late. I'm wearing down a bit... It's quite the burden. Everyone please pray for me. Thanks in advance friends. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,593 Posted August 14, 2013 I'm trying buddy, I'm trying. My age is limiting me a bit. Not in options obviously, but the schedule. I have my kid 3-4 days a week, and I usually want to chill on Fridays as I play golf at 7am on Saturdays. So that's just 2-3 days a week to meet people. And I still have friends that want to hang out, so it's a bit chaotic. Then factor in I'm staying up way later even when I'm home because girls like to text late. I'm wearing down a bit... It's quite the burden. Everyone please pray for me. Thanks in advance friends. We should play golf one of these days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted August 14, 2013 I only watched a few of the MTV shows, never saw the movie. You should. You're a smart guy and would totally catch on that the whole premise is a pile of horseshit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Recliner Pilot 61 Posted August 14, 2013 That leaves me only with scraps You would be put on ignore faster than if Tiki was making the decision. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted August 14, 2013 I'm trying buddy, I'm trying. My age is limiting me a bit. Not in options obviously, but the schedule. I have my kid 3-4 days a week, and I usually want to chill on Fridays as I play golf at 7am on Saturdays. So that's just 2-3 days a week to meet people. And I still have friends that want to hang out, so it's a bit chaotic. Then factor in I'm staying up way later even when I'm home because girls like to text late. I'm wearing down a bit... It's quite the burden. Everyone please pray for me. Thanks in advance friends. Just remember that all women are nuts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 825 Posted August 14, 2013 As far as Catfish worries go, I always demand a pic with a specific request in it. Example "send me a sexy pic giving a peace sign".. I never suspect the girl of being fake...but it eliminates the realistic possibility, and more importantly it breaks down the mental barrier they have about sending me pics. Then I can request better ones. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,593 Posted August 14, 2013 You should. You're a smart guy and would totally catch on that the whole premise is a pile of horseshit. I met girls from the net off and on from 1994 until around 2009. I know how fake people can be and how desperate people can be to believe the person in the picture is the one you think is really on the other side. I was desperate enough to meet chicks online, but never desperate enough for catfish type crap, but some people really are Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,058 Posted August 14, 2013 Where was this sh!t when I was single? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,593 Posted August 14, 2013 As far as Catfish worries go, I always demand a pic with a specific request in it. Example "send me a sexy pic giving a peace sign".. I never suspect the girl of being fake...but it eliminates the realistic possibility, and more importantly it breaks down the mental barrier they have about sending me pics. Then I can request better ones. I used to tell them to send me a picture showing their cack. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted August 14, 2013 I met girls from the net off and on from 1994 until around 2009. I know how fake people can be and how desperate people can be to believe the person in the picture is the one you think is really on the other side. I was desperate enough to meet chicks online, but never desperate enough for catfish type crap, but some people really are Catfish the movie doesn't start like that...it's that Nev guy talking to a little girl. Watch it. You'll see how fake it is. I do like the crazy lady's husband. He coined the term Catfish Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
