Tinder - chick meeting app UPDATED

[tikigods 76]

Where was this sh!t when I was single?

 

Imagine what it was like for fartfur

[IGotWorms 4,058]

 

Imagine what it was like for fartfur

I bet ol' Phurfur put the scarlet letter on a lass or two back in his day

[cbfalcon 825]

It felt desperate when I started on it. But at the same time, I knew I wasn't desperate at all as I have always had options.. So it was a strange juxtaposition.

 

But based on the quality on there, most of it being 18-28 from what I've seen, I simply believe this is the way people meet now. If I'm going to be single, I can either evolve with the times, or miss out.

[tikigods 76]

I bet ol' Phurfur put the scarlet letter on a lass or two back in his day

[IGotWorms 4,058]

It felt desperate when I started on it. But at the same time, I knew I wasn't desperate at all as I have always had options.. So it was a starnge juxtaposition.

 

But based on the quality on there, most of it being 18-28 from what I've seen, I simply believe this is the way people meet now. If I'm going to be single, I can either evolve with the times, or miss out.

You lucky dog.

 

People say college is the best time to bag chicks, but I disagree. Seems that if you're in your late 20s/early 30s and at least a tad successful, women just throw themselves at you.

[cbfalcon 825]

You lucky dog.

 

People say college is the best time to bag chicks, but I disagree. Seems that if you're in your late 20s/early 30s and at least a tad successful, women just throw themselves at you.

 

Simply just due to being older and still well put together, girls (younger ones especially) assume you must be successful. And while I don't consider myself financially successful yet, that's only because the bar changes the older I get. I may as well be a millionaire compared to how I was in my mid 20's. So in that way, the younger girls are correct.

[NewbieJr 541]

I was on a dating site for a bit before I started dating my current girlfriend. I have a secret folder on my computer that contains dozens of unbelievable pictures from about 8-10 different girls. Smart phones have made sending nudies almost a traditional part of the courting process these days.

[cyclone24 1,913]

I was on a dating site for a bit before I started dating my current girlfriend. I have a secret folder on my computer that contains dozens of unbelievable pictures from about 8-10 different girls. Smart phones have made sending nudies almost a traditional part of the courting process these days.

 

 

 

 

No joke...i got a random picture from some lady i didnt even know yesterday. Nothing explicit or out of line....just a selfie....lady looked pretty good too. Wrong number but jesus....girls are spitting these out like candy. They dont even check who they send it to.

 

 

I admit it my girlfriend i have now i met on Match...shes an OBGYN (dont even start) and just bought a $350k house here in des moines...which...in des moines gets you a pretty nice pad.

 

You gotta wade thru alot of ratchety girls...but you can find some nice ladies out there too.

 

 

Or you can join christianmingle (eyeroll)......the quote "This is the tool god used to lead me to her". for effs sake really?!! Im sure god said...."I need to get these two together...i shall use the internet and control the timing that they did a search for each other on this christian website". Give me a fockin break.

[mmmmm...beer 807]

I'm with Worms here.... where was this sh!t when I had to work my tail off to slay one.... now its like free toothpicks at the cash register.

 

Congrats on all the conquering.... :sad:

[cbfalcon 825]

I was on a dating site for a bit before I started dating my current girlfriend. I have a secret folder on my computer that contains dozens of unbelievable pictures from about 8-10 different girls. Smart phones have made sending nudies almost a traditional part of the courting process these days.

 

I have an app on my phone called Photo Vault. Have to enter a code to get into it, I can set it up to destroy after a certain amount of incorrect codes or I can destroy it online if I lose my phone I think. It closes automatically if I get a text, call, or anything.

 

So that's cool.

[mmmmm...beer 807]

 

I have an app on my phone called Photo Vault. Have to enter a code to get into it, I can set it up to destroy after a certain amount of incorrect codes or I can destroy it online if I lose my phone I think. It closes automatically if I get a text, call, or anything.

 

So that's cool.

+1 It's even got a feature where the app won't show up on your list without punching in a code.

[IGotWorms 4,058]

I'm with Worms here.... where was this sh!t when I had to work my tail off to slay one.... now its like free toothpicks at the cash register.

 

Congrats on all the conquering.... :sad:

No kidding. Remember back in the day when you had to take them out on a friggin date first? Sometimes it even took multiple dates. And to even get that far you had to initiate contact through a class together or mutual friends or what have you. This was just 5-10 years ago.

 

Now you just rate them as hot, send a text, and they come over and fock you.

[cbfalcon 825]

No kidding. Remember back in the day when you had to take them out on a friggin date first? Sometimes it even took multiple dates. And to even get that far you had to initiate contact through a class together or mutual friends or what have you. This was just 5-10 years ago.

 

Now you just rate them as hot, send a text, and they come over and fock you.

 

The 3 I've banged....It took a tiny bit of work. If this counts as work...

 

Texted off and on for a few hours, felt them out enough to determine they will probably fock, then got them to agree to having drinks in the next 2-3 days. Girls are easy, in that once they've agreed to meet for drinks, any barriers they have seem to dissipate. And in that 2-3 days I've been able to escalate the conversation to such a point that sex was a given by the time we met. Not to mention, most girls don't have much. Meaning they have to keep upping the ante to keep a guy interested in that 2-3 days. It's a solid system thus far..

 

The 1 I met and failed with didn't follow this pattern. Started talking to her at like 3pm one day, made plans for 3 days later, but then she randomly texted me at 9pm that first night and said she wanted to have some drinks now. Seemed like a good sign, but nope.

[edjr 6,599]

 

The 3 I've banged....It took a tiny bit of work. If this counts as work...

 

Texted off and on for a few hours, felt them out enough to determine they will probably fock, then got them to agree to having drinks in the next 2-3 days. Girls are easy, in that once they've agreed to meet for drinks, any barriers they have seem to dissipate. And in that 2-3 days I've been able to escalate the conversation to such a point that sex was a given by the time we met. Not to mention, most girls don't have much. Meaning they have to keep upping the ante to keep a guy interested in that 2-3 days. It's a solid system thus far..

 

The 1 I met and failed with didn't follow this pattern. Started talking to her at like 3pm one day, made plans for 3 days later, but then she randomly texted me at 9pm and said she wanted to have some drinks now. Seemed like a good sign, but nope.

 

My new best friend. You can do no wrong.

[IGotWorms 4,058]

I wouldn't call firing off a few dirty texts "work." And if that seems like work to you then you, my friend, have got it made

[NewbieJr 541]

 

The 3 I've banged....It took a tiny bit of work. If this counts as work...

 

Texted off and on for a few hours, felt them out enough to determine they will probably fock, then got them to agree to having drinks in the next 2-3 days. Girls are easy, in that once they've agreed to meet for drinks, any barriers they have seem to dissipate. And in that 2-3 days I've been able to escalate the conversation to such a point that sex was a given by the time we met. Not to mention, most girls don't have much. Meaning they have to keep upping the ante to keep a guy interested in that 2-3 days. It's a solid system thus far..

 

This is so true! I actually was texting one chick and it turned from small talk, to innuendo, to sexual stuff, to downright graphic sex discussion. Also pictures. We talked for days and many times she said things like OMG< I want you so bad!. Stuff like that. Here's the kicker.....I started tiring a little of her, plus my girlfriend and I were about to get back together. I was honest with her about my GF, and she said, and I'm not kidding, 'please tell me we can still get together and fock before you get back with her'!! She basically knew I had no interest, but wanted me to bang her. The internet and smart phones are awesome for guys!

[edjr 6,599]

This is so true! I actually was texting one chick and it turned from small talk, to innuendo, to sexual stuff, to downright graphic sex discussion. Also pictures. We talked for days and many times she said things like OMG< I want you so bad!. Stuff like that. Here's the kicker.....I started tiring a little of her, plus my girlfriend and I were about to get back together. I was honest with her about my GF, and she said, and I'm not kidding, 'please tell me we can still get together and fock before you get back with her'!! She basically knew I had no interest, but wanted me to bang her. The internet and smart phones are awesome for guys!

 

Newbie Weiner

[cyclone24 1,913]

This is so true! I actually was texting one chick and it turned from small talk, to innuendo, to sexual stuff, to downright graphic sex discussion. Also pictures. We talked for days and many times she said things like OMG< I want you so bad!. Stuff like that. Here's the kicker.....I started tiring a little of her, plus my girlfriend and I were about to get back together. I was honest with her about my GF, and she said, and I'm not kidding, 'please tell me we can still get together and fock before you get back with her'!! She basically knew I had no interest, but wanted me to bang her. The internet and smart phones are awesome for guys!

 

 

Agreed...the tech has taken out all of the chasing and effort.....and girls have responded by basically saying "Ehh....ok...and yes ill send you another pic of my "

[NewbieJr 541]

 

Newbie Weiner

She saw pics, then got it.

[IGotWorms 4,058]

How come its cool when CBFalcon talks about this stuff and yet gross when Newbie jumps in?

[kutulu 1,678]

How come its cool when CBFalcon talks about this stuff and yet gross when Newbie jumps in?

 

I think it's the thought of his creamsicle.

[edjr 6,599]

How come its cool when CBFalcon talks about this stuff and yet gross when Newbie jumps in?

 

 

I like them both just fine.

 

I appreciate a guy that takes care of himself, I sure don't.

[cyclone24 1,913]

How come its cool when CBFalcon talks about this stuff and yet gross when Newbie jumps in?

 

Because he seems like the type of guy that would send his buddies pics of his own cack in a girls mouth while hes getting head?

[cbfalcon 825]

How come its cool when CBFalcon talks about this stuff and yet gross when Newbie jumps in?

 

I'm strictly posting from an academic point of view. I'm here to inform and teach. Whereas Newbie likes to tell us about giving girls golden showers. (even though I read every post in that thread)

 

Plus, very few here know what I look like. So you don't have a visual of me in the buck grunting. So you are just seeing the girl in your mind. Whereas Newbie wishes his shirtless photo was this message board's background.....and also I'm normal sized and a non-orange color.

[NewbieJr 541]

 

Because he seems like the type of guy that would send his buddies pics of his own cack in a girls mouth while hes getting head?

You have a PM

[IGotWorms 4,058]

 

 

I like them both just fine.

 

I appreciate a guy that takes care of himself, I sure don't.

Oh I like Newbie fine too.

 

I guess there's just something about midlife crises that make me uncomfortable

[NewbieJr 541]

How come its cool when CBFalcon talks about this stuff and yet gross when Newbie jumps in?

Jealousy factor

[Me_2006 14]

How come its cool when CBFalcon talks about this stuff and yet gross when Newbie jumps in?

Cause Newbie talks about it like an excited pre-teen girl and includes too many bragging details.

 

 

Also, I have no idea what it was like for you guys trying to meet girls before the Internet, but it's seriously fish (sometimes literally) in a barrel at this point. Before I started seeing my current girlfriend, I had more milf's DM'ing me on twitter than I could shake a stick at. Recently divorced, 30/40-somethings that still want to be 21 because they got knocked up in high school and stayed in that mindset are the most aggressive human beings on the planet.

[NewbieJr 541]

Oh I like Newbie fine too.

 

I guess there's just something about midlife crises that make me uncomfortable

So, if a 40 year old gets tons of poosay, it's a mid-life crisis?

[cyclone24 1,913]

So, if a 40 year old gets tons of poosay, it's a mid-life crisis?

 

 

To the rest of us yes hah

[NewbieJr 541]

 

 

To the rest of us yes hah

Then I wish you all a mid-life crisis when you hit your forties. You'll love it!

[shovelheadt 71]

This thread has unlimited potential if he keeps on with the updates. We're talking nafxaj levels of nonsense.

[Me_2006 14]

Also, CB, since these are just random whoores that are willingly sending out pictures using this app, we're going to need to evaluate your "7s" and so forth. Let's see it.

[cbfalcon 825]

This thread has unlimited potential if he keeps on with the updates. We're talking nafxaj levels of nonsense.

 

I considered that it could go down that road and was hesitant to offer my update yesterday. But I'm angry that nobody told me about the app 6 months ago, so I wanted to do my part in making the world a better place for any single geeks.

 

If Medstudent was on it for instance....There is a tagline where you can write one thing if you desire. I literally just wrote "Huh" and have gotten results...... But a guy like Med could write "And I'm a doctor"....and it's over. Girls would literally be on tap, as long as he can text a decent game.

[edjr 6,599]

Also, CB, since these are just random whoores that are willingly sending out pictures using this app, we're going to need to evaluate your "7s" and so forth. Let's see it.

 

I normally would say the same thing, having seen these pictures, his scale is right on the mark

 

I've seen some 8's and 9's

[Recliner Pilot 61]

And another thread gets hijacked by Ducky and turned into a "LOOK AT ME!!!!YOU ARE ALL JEALOUS OF ME!!!!" fantasy.

 

Pathetic.

[edjr 6,599]

 

I considered that it could go down that road and was hesitant to offer my update yesterday. But I'm angry that nobody told me about the app 6 months ago, so I wanted to do my part in making the world a better place for any single geeks.

 

If Medstudent was on it for instance....There is a tagline where you can write one thing if you desire. I literally just wrote "Huh" and have gotten results...... But a guy like Med could write "And I'm a doctor"....and it's over. Girls would literally be on tap, as long as he can text a decent game.

 

Would "I'm a network engineer" woo them too?

[cbfalcon 825]

Also, CB, since these are just random whoores that are willingly sending out pictures using this app, we're going to need to evaluate your "7s" and so forth. Let's see it.

 

I emailed Ed about 10 pics. Let him give his evaluation.

 

I'm not a total assshole. Not sure if I'd post them publicly. (So maybe)

[NewbieJr 541]

 

 

If Medstudent was on it for instance....There is a tagline where you can write one thing if you desire. I literally just wrote "Huh" and have gotten results...... But a guy like Med could write "And I'm a doctor"....and it's over. Girls would literally be on tap, as long as he can text a decent game.

That's key.

[cbfalcon 825]

 

Would "I'm a network engineer" woo them too?

 

Young girls wouldn't even know what that means. So YES.