The Declaration of Independance

[BunnysBastatrds 1,961]

I'm going to steal the declaration of independence.

 

 

You won't need Nicholas Cage.

[phillybear 365]

I'm going to steal the declaration of independence.

 

National AnalFissure.

[Recliner Pilot 61]

 

When in the Course of internet events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the cyber bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the web, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are embedded pics, swearing and the pursuit of smut.--That to secure these rights, Admins are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the administrated, --That whenever any Form of Administration becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Administration, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present Geek Club is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these forearms. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

GFIAFP has been allowed to destroy the bored with his idiotic ramblings and dozens of alia,

Political Slap fighting has reached idiotic proportions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Geek brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the Geek Club, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the members of the new forum, solemnly publish and declare, That these Internets are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the Geek Club, and that all political connection between them and the State of Geek Club, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy Jihad, Post Smut, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

 

Signed...

 

Titans

 

[Recliner Pilot 61]

Must be slow over at The Closet.

 

Another Edjr failure.

[Recliner Pilot 61]

Welcome back, Titans.

 

I take it from your daily visits here that Edjr's Abortion Closet is still dead.

 

[Sho Nuff 720]

Supreme TILT Meltdown keeps going and going and going.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Welcome back, Titans.

 

I take it from your daily visits here that Edjr's Abortion Closet is still dead.

 

 

Nah. Just a different venue. I go there for adult conversation. Then I check in over here and watch you get repeatedly sodomized.

 

Its kind of like, some saturday's you take the wife to the opera. Others, you go to the zoo and watch monkeys throw feces and masturbate.

[Recliner Pilot 61]

Not sure if I would call Ed's debacle a meltdown. More like a fizzle out siince it never amounted to much.

[Recliner Pilot 61]

Nah. Just a different venue. I go there for adult conversation. Then I check in over here and watch you get repeatedly sodomized.

 

Its kind of like, some saturday's you take the wife to the opera. Others, you go to the zoo and watch monkeys throw feces and masturbate.

Notwithstanding your choice of Sat night entertainment, you said in your diatribe you were all leaving forever and the Geek club's days were numbered.

 

 

You should read it again.....it is fukking hilarious.

[Recliner Pilot 61]

 

When in the Course of internet events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the cyber bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the web, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are embedded pics, swearing and the pursuit of smut.--That to secure these rights, Admins are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the administrated, --That whenever any Form of Administration becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Administration, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present Geek Club is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these forearms. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

GFIAFP has been allowed to destroy the bored with his idiotic ramblings and dozens of alia,

Political Slap fighting has reached idiotic proportions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Geek brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the Geek Club, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the members of the new forum, solemnly publish and declare, That these Internets are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the Geek Club, and that all political connection between them and the State of Geek Club, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy Jihad, Post Smut, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

 

Signed...

 

Titans

 

This bump never gets old when dumbfukk comes back to whine and cry.

 

[Recliner Pilot 61]

Epic meltdown!

[tikigods 76]

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He must be on full tilt.

[Recliner Pilot 61]

 

When in the Course of internet events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the cyber bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the web, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are embedded pics, swearing and the pursuit of smut.--That to secure these rights, Admins are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the administrated, --That whenever any Form of Administration becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Administration, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present Geek Club is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these forearms. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

GFIAFP has been allowed to destroy the bored with his idiotic ramblings and dozens of alia,

Political Slap fighting has reached idiotic proportions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Geek brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the Geek Club, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the members of the new forum, solemnly publish and declare, That these Internets are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the Geek Club, and that all political connection between them and the State of Geek Club, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy Jihad, Post Smut, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

 

Signed...

 

Titans

 

Update?

[NorthernVike 2,080]

This thread nevah gets old.

[wiffleball 4,690]

Ed's got short mam ginger syndrome. And independence is not spelt like that.

 

Neither is spelt.

[HenryHill9323 65]

When in the Course of internet events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the cyber bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the web, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are embedded pics, swearing and the pursuit of smut.--That to secure these rights, Admins are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the administrated, --That whenever any Form of Administration becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Administration, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present Geek Club is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these forearms. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

GFIAFP has been allowed to destroy the bored with his idiotic ramblings and dozens of alia,

Political Slap fighting has reached idiotic proportions.

 

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

 

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Geek brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the Geek Club, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the members of the new forum, solemnly publish and declare, That these Internets are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the Geek Club, and that all political connection between them and the State of Geek Club, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy Jihad, Post Smut, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

 

 

Signed...

 

Titans

Just wanted to to make sure the Right to Vote wasn't detailed in this Declaration of Independence.

 

 

Sorry Worms, I tried to help you out. You are on your own from here on out.

[MDC 6,011]

Just wanted to to make sure the Right to Vote wasn't detailed in this Declaration of Independence.

 

 

Sorry Worms, I tried to help you out. You are on your own from here on out.

RP just can't help herself... Tilt! RMFF!

[IGotWorms 3,463]

Jesus. RMFF indeed.

 

Shouldn't be surprised though. This is the guy who had a long drawn out PM exchange with his boyfriend about how they were going to "get" me

[HenryHill9323 65]

 

 

Jesus. RMFF indeed.

 

Shouldn't be surprised though. This is the guy who had a long drawn out PM exchange with his boyfriend about how they were going to "get" me

 

 

Just trying to help you out, lil fella. Given your atrocious knowledge level of all things related to legal issues and what this country was founded on, I figured this was the only Declaration of IndependAnce you were aware of.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

 

 

 

Just trying to help you out, lil fella. Given your atrocious knowledge level of all things related to legal issues and what this country was founded on, I figured this was the only Declaration of IndependAnce you were aware of.

I'm surprised you are aware of it, seeing as how you weren't a member when it was posted.

 

I'm glad to see you talking an interest in the bored history. May I recommend the FBI surveillance van thread, and the reid/angle bet thread. Those are classics.

[edjr 5,769]

I'm surprised you are aware of it, seeing as how you weren't a member when it was posted.

 

I'm glad to see you talking an interest in the bored history. May I recommend the FBI surveillance van thread, and the reid/angle bet thread. Those are classics.

 

You mean the ones he RPeenied?

[IGotWorms 3,463]

I'm surprised you are aware of it, seeing as how you weren't a member when it was posted.

 

I'm glad to see you talking an interest in the bored history. May I recommend the FBI surveillance van thread, and the reid/angle bet thread. Those are classics.

[HenryHill9323 65]

I'm surprised you are aware of it, seeing as how you weren't a member when it was posted.

 

I'm glad to see you talking an interest in the bored history. May I recommend the FBI surveillance van thread, and the reid/angle bet thread. Those are classics.

 

 

Can you amend your abortion of a DOI and include something about individuals right to vote so Worms will have something to save face with.

 

TIA.

[IGotWorms 3,463]

 

 

Can you amend your abortion of a DOI and include something about individuals right to vote so Worms will have something to save face with.

 

TIA.

TILT!!!

[HenryHill9323 65]

TILT!!!

Maybe you were thinking about the Declaration of Independence from whatever sh!thole Caribbean country you got your mail order law degree from.

[Sho Nuff 720]

TILT!!!

 

His whole existence is a giant Tilt.

[IGotWorms 3,463]

 

His whole existence is a giant Tilt.

His mother must have been constantly tipping over while carrying him in the womb.

 

 

Assuming he even has a mother, which I doubt.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

His mother must have been constantly tipping over while carrying him in the womb.

 

 

Assuming he even has a mother, which I doubt.

I bet his mother has regrets every time she sees a wire coast hanger.

[HenryHill9323 65]

RMFF X 3

 

[HenryHill9323 65]

When in the Course of internet events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the cyber bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the web, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are embedded pics, swearing and the pursuit of smut.--That to secure these rights, Admins are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the administrated, --That whenever any Form of Administration becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Administration, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present Geek Club is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these forearms. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

GFIAFP has been allowed to destroy the bored with his idiotic ramblings and dozens of alia,

Political Slap fighting has reached idiotic proportions.

 

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

 

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Geek brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the Geek Club, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the members of the new forum, solemnly publish and declare, That these Internets are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the Geek Club, and that all political connection between them and the State of Geek Club, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy Jihad, Post Smut, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

 

 

Signed...

 

Titans

You go girl!

[IGotWorms 3,463]

You go girl!

Does it make you proud that everyone here thinks you're a worthless sack of sh!t?

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

You go girl!

I'd bump some of your greatest hits (I mean rp's) but you delete them like a poosay.

[HenryHill9323 65]

Does it make you proud that everyone here thinks you're a worthless sack of sh!t?

More sig material.

 

Thanks.

[IGotWorms 3,463]

More sig material.

 

Thanks.

The funny thing is I can't even see your focking sig since I post on my phone

 

All that obsessing and apparent collection of my posts and it doesn't even accomplish anything!

 

My god you are pathetic

[HenryHill9323 65]

The funny thing is I can't even see your focking sig since I post on my phone

 

I don't care if you can see it.

 

HTH

[IGotWorms 3,463]

I don't care if you can see it.

 

HTH

Sure you don't, Sparky

[HenryHill9323 65]

Mebbe some day you will be able to afford a smart phone and be able to use this board fully.

[edjr 5,769]

 

Who posted in: The Declaration of Independance

Recliner Pilot 35

HenryHill9323 9

 

 

 

 

 

[HenryHill9323 65]

Too bad all you clowns who signed this Declaration of Independence and declared you were leaving for your board didn't keep your word.

 

Sorry about your abortion of a bored's failure, Ed.

[IGotWorms 3,463]

Mebbe some day you will be able to afford a smart phone and be able to use this board fully.

Of course I have a smart phone numbnuts. Ever heard of the mobile version of a website? Jesus Christ it's 2015