Official Week 1 Fock You thread. Airing of grievances begin...

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Fock you Ponder..................your job is to just focking hand the ball off to ADP and get the fock out of the way.

 

On warning: R. Bush...........Haley (Steelers O.C.) for focking this up. I need mucho points from A.Brown you focker.

[Gratefulegg1973 271]

Hi Filth, how ya been bud?

 

FU Danielle Amendola. How are you still in the league? You are by far the biggest in the league, and I can't believe I was dumb enough to draft you.

 

FU Jimmy Graham. Brees has 250yds, you have 1 catch. Jordan Cameron sitting on my bench. Go F yourself.

 

FU Mike Tomlin, Todd Haley, Dan Rooney, etc for making the Steelers literally unwatchable.

 

FU Peyton Manning for having a career day against me, again.

 

More to surely follow

[murf74 461]

Mr. Glass.....you know who you are.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Doing good man; hope you are too.

 

Fock you J. Bell for stealing 2 TDs from R. Bush you piece of sh!t.

[Bob Ross 58]

Reggie Bush - I hate you.

Zach Sudfeld - No catches. Really?

Bill's coaching staff and Fred Jackson - Die.

Bowe - Screw you.

 

Lots of angry trees being painted tonight.

[Antiramie 50]

Amendola - First and last time you will be on my team

 

Shorts - I am the king of starting players that get goose eggs. WHY???

 

Spiller - Knew the matchup was tough, but this is brutal so far...

[Bob Ross 58]

MJD - Never again. FU.

T.Y. Hilton - Thanks for the one catch for 5 yards, loser.

 

And to myself - for starting Roddy White and Cecil Shorts, benching Hartline and Bell, and drafting Ahmad Bradshaw. F me.

[Djgb13 2,339]

Fock you lynch. How about get some damn points already

[sta 5]

Is Cecil Shorts even playing??? And I have Hartline on the bench

[Law 263]

I'm having a fantastic FF weekend, but FU Steelers!

 

2 points against the T-i-t-s???

Pathetic.

[handbanana 47]

Lamar Miller

[tanatastic 2,062]

Is Cecil Shorts even playing??? And I have Hartline on the bench

+1 for Shorts, might cut this guy already.

[Redzonehog 14]

+1 Lamar Miller. OVERRATED.

[Busted by the Feds 9]

Cecil Shorts, the Walking Dead . Rick Grimes and Darryl raped you today .

 

Megatron, playing like Arcee .

[Djgb13 2,339]

+1 Lamar Miller. OVERRATED.

Didn't watch the game but why happened to him?

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

My wife wanted to hand out a F.U.

 

Fock you Steelers for laying down like roadkill. Shape the fock up...........

[Redzonehog 14]

Didn't watch the game but why happened to him?

I've just been watching Redzone, but every time I've seen him touch the ball he looks sluggish and has no wiggle at all....

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Fock you out to whoever robbed R. Bush of a couple TDs today. Focking bullsh!t reviews..................

[pittnthat 0]

4 tds ruled ok and overturned.

R bush twice

C.johnson 1

McFadden 1

 

Luckily manning and bush saved me. Bush could have had insane numbers if his counted.

[tanatastic 2,062]

Fock you out to whoever robbed R. Bush of a couple TDs today. Focking bullsh!t reviews..................

That plunge clearly crossed the plane. It was clear as day, impossible they overturned that.

[AnaheimRams 28]

First 5 picks: Spiller, Megatron, SJax, Bowe and C. Johnson...

 

FOCK YOU FANTASY FOOTBALL!!

[ZeroTolerance 584]

In dailies: New England's entire offense

In full season leagues: Miller, Lynch, Roddy, and my opponent who managed to land ADP/AJ Green/V Jackson/V Davis on me.

[sta 5]

I had Shorts, Roddy and Lynch in my starting line up...

[thePRO 78]

F U Mike Wallace, I know you're my #3, but come the F on! 1 point!??! I know if I drop him for Clay or Hartline (don't even know if he's available), Wallace will go off and the others will suck! UGH!

 

FOCK you Lynch! What was that??!?! Loser performance.

 

And screw you D Will, you most likely took away a TD from CAM!

 

Patriots DST, sucks!!!

[heavy-set 39]

fock you rb-rb strategy

 

I could of had b.marshall or aj green or dez bryant, but instead I went MJD, ridley, sjax, gore in the 2nd round

 

o wait a sec, no I didnt, i drafted wrs and swept the bored in FF 3-0 today

 

[Big Blue 06 196]

Fuck you Jim Harbaugh. Apparantly, the plan is to switch RBs every single carry so that neither of them can get into any kind of rhythm. Kendall Hunter can't carry Gore's jock. Wake the fock up.

[Dan 66]

+1 Lamar Miller. OVERRATED.

 

This must be a mistake. I was assured that Lamar Miller was the real deal. He was a value pick in the 6th, heck even the 5th, round. There's nothing behind him . . .

 

I'd be concerned. I realize that the Browns are pretty stiff on defense, but 10 carries for 3 yards doesn't translate well against anyone. Even that worthless backup had 8 for 14 yards and a TD.

[murf74 461]

Gore and his time share

[jtimko 2]

Fock you fftoday! Your rankings are a joke. Good call on Lamar Miller being a top 15 RB this year.

[dave32 14]

Fock You CJ Spiller and Marrone. "We're gonna run him until he breaks" my ass. One fumble and he's out for Jackson? I hate you.

 

Fock You Ridley and Belichick. Same thing with Spiller, one fumble and he's done? Come the fock on. I guess goes to show stay away from RBs with high profile backups.

 

Fock You Frank Gore and your focking timeshare. Again with the high profile backup thing. Sh!t Sh!t Sh!t all my running backs are gonna blow.

 

Fock You Marshawn Lynch. 17 carries for 43 yards? Jesus, man.

 

Fock You Lance Moore, with Henderson gone I thought you would get more looks, but I guess those are gonna go to some guy named Stills?

 

Fock You Pittsburgh D. If you can't stop the Titans you're not gonna stop everyone.

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[cnasty 5]

 

Fock You Ridley and Belichick. Same thing with Spiller, one fumble and he's done? Come the fock on. I guess goes to show stay away from RBs with high profile backups.

 

 

 

 

This x1000000000000. Mother focking Ridley. Peyton's godlike performance on Thursday is saving my ass right now, but holy focking shlt Ridley what are you doing?

[tanatastic 2,062]

Lacy, you have the name and hair of a girl, so it's natural u play like one too.

[MORONS! 0]

I regularly browse this board every football season just for these threads. Hilarious stuff.

[montana 89]

Me for sitting Cameron at 12:57 & putting in Sudfeld.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In 2 leagues.

[Dan 66]

Fock you fftoday! Your rankings are a joke. Good call on Lamar Miller being a top 15 RB this year.

 

Can't blame FFToday. They made a choice. The predictions on him were all over the place, if you were paying attention. You blew the pick. Own it.

[Redzonehog 14]

Aquan Boldin!!!! You freaking BUM! You have been mediocre for years now....get off the roids, loser. Go back to being irrelevant and quit blowing this fantasy week for me. I HATE YOU!!!!!

[giraldi02 476]

James Jones, Brandon Pettigrew, and Montee Ball combining for a grand total of 3 points.

[Dan 66]

Aquan Boldin!!!! You freaking BUM! You have been mediocre for years now....get off the roids, loser. Go back to being irrelevant and quit blowing this fantasy week for me. I HATE YOU!!!!!

 

o.O Or you could have recognized that Baltimore is not amazing, and he was underutilized. hth.

[phillygrrl08 139]

Fock John Harbaugh and his merry crew of clueless coaches.

 

I played Payton and Welker and that unchallenged non-catch turned the tide, and their points, on that game.

[Bob Ross 58]

Can someone paint me a picture of how Sudfeld had ZERO catches?