ZeroTolerance 584 Posted September 22, 2013 I know this is a problem most folks would like to have, but the biggest disappointment on my team so far is Phil Dawson. What the hell is going on with SF's offense? Yeah, if I lose this week his 1 point will be the biggest reason. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ric0 23 Posted September 22, 2013 Kaep. POS. thx for fumbling. Hurry up colts and score. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ric0 23 Posted September 22, 2013 Another one out to matty ice. Needed one more pass for a 10 rec bonus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouisC9999 3 Posted September 22, 2013 Marshawn for flop of the week. And the entire Jaguars team for not putting up a fight, allowing Lynch to be benched by the end of the 3rd quarter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted September 23, 2013 Caep for making Boldin worthless again. West Coast version of Flacco. FOCK OFF you Pharaoh looking d-bag. Die of aids in S.F. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
veebs4 2 Posted September 23, 2013 Bowe - 1 f-in point playing dink n dunk all night long. Spiller - Injury/misuse in general. Honorable Mention - Cobb, really deflated production this week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
handbanana 47 Posted September 23, 2013 Schaub Legatron Edelman Cobb Vikings D/ST Me for not trusting my gut and not benching: Schaub for Locker Edelman for Gordon Vikings D/ST for Chiefs Graham and Romo for going off against me today Forte. I am down too much in the above league to come back and win, but my opponent has him in my other league and he may catch up. FML Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,058 Posted September 23, 2013 Oh yeah, Roddy White too. Sit out a week or two, man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gratefulegg1973 261 Posted September 23, 2013 FU to myself for starting the overrated gangbanger wannabe Kaepernick over Ryan. Nice game you focking loser. Go get another tattoo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,790 Posted September 23, 2013 Me for not trusting my gut and not benching: Edelman for Gordon Same. I may still win, but unlikely given how the year has gone. I'm defending champion in a deep keeper which means, generally, that I came into the season with a pretty stacked team. TRich, Morris, and Ridley at RB/flex, Green at WR, Ryan at QB. I've gone into each game a 20+ point favorite and lost twice by 3 points. I fully expect D Thomas to put up 30 for my opponent tomorrow. Which brings me to my FU... fock you Bullock. Your inability to kick an oblong object between two yellow pipes cost me those first two games. Then I drop you for Hartley and you outscore him by 2... I somehow sense that I'm going to lose by one. Is this some karma thing; did I fock your wife in an earlier life? If so, I'm really sorry. In the making lemons into lemonade department, at least I'll feel confident starting Gordon next week, which may enable me to finally bench Ridley. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ric0 23 Posted September 23, 2013 FU Big Ben for giving the Bears D another 6 pts for my opponent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUsualSuspect 207 Posted September 23, 2013 FU to myself for starting the overrated gangbanger wannabe Kaepernick over Ryan. Nice game you focking loser. Go get another tattoo ######If I was offered a bag of cat poo for, Kaepernick... I would consider the trade. Perhaps an over reaction, but then again this is the fock you thread. Edit: I really don't like cats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dave32 14 Posted September 23, 2013 Where do I begin? Fock you Philip Rivers. 198 yards and 1 focking TD. Could've had two but your whiny ass took your team out of the red zone. Fock you Eli Manning, how are you and your offense so terrible? I do not know, it defies the laws of reason. 119 yards when you get shut out? Sweet Jesus. Fock you Stevan Ridley. With Vereen out, what is stopping you? You ran for like 1200 yards last year, and there was supposed to be an emphasis on running more? Boy is my face red for believing that crap. Bust of the year potential right here. Fock you CJ Spiller, for whatever reason, everyone who drafted you believed your head coach when he said that he would run you until you puke. Apparently you must puke pretty early in every game, because Fred Jackson was getting a ton of touches even before you got injured. Who knows how long you'll be out now. Also a candidate for bust of the year, glad both of my top 2 RBs are looking to take that award. Fock you Marshawn Lynch, only 6 points against JACKSONVILLE?!? C'MON MANE. Fock you Andre Johnson, how the hell do you get blown out and only get 36 yards on 6 targets? How the hell do you only get 6 targets? 1500 yards 3 of the last 4 years, this is gonna be a huge step down year for him. Fock you Dwayne Bowe, I don't even have the words. Fock you Steve Smith, another WR I won't make the mistake of drafting again next year. Officially past his prime. Fock you Vikings D. 4 turnovers, only 7 points, AND YOU LOSE TO THE BROWNS. Fock you Bills D. Weren't you supposed to have a good secondary or something? Where did I hear that. I heard it somewhere, I swear. Oh well, apparently your D sucks balls because Bilal Powell and Geno Smith tore you up. On the bright side, my kickers rocked this week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goodnight 1 Posted September 23, 2013 Dear chris johnson could you please get just 10 more yards per game and maybe 1 focking td this year? thanks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUsualSuspect 207 Posted September 23, 2013 Where do I begin? Fock you Philip Rivers. 198 yards and 1 focking TD. Fock you Eli Manning, how are you and your offense so terrible? I do not know, it defies the laws of reason. 119 yards when you get shut out? Sweet Jesus. Fock you Stevan Ridley. With Vereen out, what is stopping you? You ran for like 1200 yards last year, and there was supposed to be an emphasis on running more? Boy is my face red for believing that crap. Bust of the year potential right here. Fock you CJ Spiller, for whatever reason, everyone who drafted you believed your head coach when he said that he would run you until you puke. Apparently you must puke pretty early in every game, because Fred Jackson was getting a ton of touches even before you got injured. Who knows how long you'll be out now. Also a candidate for bust of the year, glad both of my top 2 RBs are looking to take that award. Fock you Marshawn Lynch, only 6 points against JACKSONVILLE?!? C'MON MANE. Fock you Andre Johnson, how the hell do you get blown out and only get 36 yards on 6 targets? How the hell do you only get 6 targets? 1500 yards 3 of the last 4 years, this is gonna be a huge step down year for him. Fock you Dwayne Bowe, I don't even have the words. Fock you Steve Smith, another WR I won't make the mistake of drafting again next year. Officially past his prime. Fock you Vikings D. 4 turnovers, only 7 points, AND YOU LOSE TO THE BROWNS. Fock you Bills D. Weren't you supposed to have a good secondary or something? Where did I hear that. I heard it somewhere, I swear. Oh well, apparently your D sucks balls because Bilal Powell and Geno Smith tore you up. On the bright side, my kickers rocked this week. This was hilarious... Better luck in Week four, 6 leagues guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dave32 14 Posted September 23, 2013 This was hilarious... Better luck in Week four, 6 leagues guy. Three actually. Maybe next year I'll double it though, that way I'll get some decent players just by the law of averages. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IN$TANT REPAY 11 Posted September 23, 2013 FU Big Ben for giving the Bears D another 6 pts for my opponent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUsualSuspect 207 Posted September 23, 2013 Three actually. Maybe next year I'll double it though, that way I'll get some decent players just by the law of averages. At the roulette table, I will basically play every number. Of course, beware of the Green 0... That can ruin your Sunday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeroTolerance 584 Posted September 23, 2013 F me for sitting Antonio Brown for Larry Fitz. Difference between a win and a loss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PATSSOX 22 Posted September 23, 2013 FOCK Larry Fitzgerald 3 times FOCK Andre Johnson. How many times can you pull your fagina FOCK Miles Austin FOCK Roddy White. Play or focking sit out you piece of garbage FOCK MJD twice FOCK Buffalo's defense. The Jets? really Buffalo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grateful Parrot 0 Posted September 23, 2013 FU to Rodgers. Really, the greatest freaking QB tosses for 244 and 1TD? 2 Int? Really dude? FU to either Flacco for M.Brown, or Bal D. The D scores twice and Brown get 6 freaking yds? Really 6? FU to Eli. Down by 38 and you throw for only 119? I didn't start you dumb a$$, but I did start Myers who got 1/3 of your yds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgilkey513 6 Posted September 23, 2013 Fock my entire team. Seriously, just look at the mess in my signature line (Brown and Hill were on the bench, natch). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,062 Posted September 23, 2013 FOCK Larry Fitzgerald 3 times FOCK Andre Johnson. How many times can you pull your fagina FOCK Miles Austin FOCK Roddy White. Play or focking sit out you piece of garbage FOCK MJD twice FOCK Buffalo's defense. The Jets? really Buffalo Ha I just love these threads and posts like this especially where I can feel the anger! Seriously tho how many teams has Roddy destroyed? That guy is mr consistency and is now a team killer. At some point hes going to say hes totally healthy and STILL put up duds, then its gonna be time to panic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mgs316 14 Posted September 23, 2013 To all runningbacks. It's been a good run for you guys but half the starting RB's suck on a fantasy level. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plasma george 62 Posted September 23, 2013 FU Finley. At least you could have made that catch More to surely follow.... That's cold. They had the ambulance warming up for this guy, and your panties are all bunched up cause you don't see higher points on your computer screen ? Wow, just wow. And a big FU to Mendy, I keep playing you instead of Bradshaw, now TRich has me playing you again. So this is a FU for next week too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Bag-O-Bones 5 Posted September 23, 2013 FU to Eli! That's it... you suck!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bullet73 4 Posted September 24, 2013 Dwayne Bowe cost me this week. Lost by 3. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
