KSB2424 3,174 Posted December 4, 2013 Should we, The Geek Club, make one? Maybe we could do a The Twelve Days of White Trash Christmas as well to make sure we do not come off as racist. ETA: And by the way this could be fun, so lets not get all "you're a racist" here. I like making fun of everybody regardless of skin color or nationality or whatever. Like I said, next we can do a White Trash Christmas carol. The running version: On the first day of Kwanzaa my Homie gave to me, A Vanilla Scented Car Freshener Tree On the second day of Kwanzaa my Homie gave to me, Two Olde English 40's And a Vanilla Scented Car Freshener Tree On the thrid day of Kwanzaa my Homie gave to me, Three Newport Cigarettes Two Olde English 40's And Vanilla Scented Car Freshener Tree On the fourth day of Kwanzaa my Homie gave to me, Four Nu-Grapes Three Newport Cigarettes Two Old English 40's And a Vanilla Scented Car Freshener Tree On the fifth day of Kwanzaa my Homie gave to me, Five Gol-Den TEEEEF! Four Nu-Grapes Three Newport Cigarettes Two Olde English 40's And a Vanilla Scented Car Freshener Tree On the sixth day of Kwanzaa my Homie gave to me, Six Rappers Rapping Five Gol-Den TEEEEF! Four Nu-Grapes Three Newport Cigarettes Two Olde English 40's And a Vanilla Scented Car Fresherner Tree On the seventh day of Kwanzaa my Homie gave to me, Seven Free Obama Phone Minutes Six Rappers Rapping Five Gol-Den TEEEF! Four Nu-Grapes Three Newport Cigarettes Two Olde English 40's And a Vanilla Scented Car Freshener Tree On the eighth day of Kwanzaa my Homie gave to me, Eight Popyes Chicken Wings Seven Free Obama Phone Minutes Six Rappers Rapping Five Gol-Den Teef! Four Nu-Grapes Three Newport Cigarettes Two Olde English 40's And a Vanilla Scented Car Freshener Tree On the ninth day of Kwanzaa my Homie gave to me, Nine Babies Mama's Eight Popeys Chicken Wings Seven Free Obama Phone Minutes Six Rappers Rapping Five Gol-Den Teef! Four Nu-Grapes Three Newport Cigarettes Two Olde English 40's And a Vanilla Scented Car Freshener Tree 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,174 Posted December 4, 2013 I'll start: On the first day of Kwanzaa my Homeboy gave to me, A vanilla scented car freshener tree On the second day of Kwanzaa my Homeboy gave to me, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Geezil 25 Posted December 4, 2013 .... a punch in my face, and a whack in the knee. And a vanilla car freshener tree. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Recliner Pilot 61 Posted December 4, 2013 Kwanzaa: Ancient African tradition created in the U.S in the 1960s. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 7,016 Posted December 4, 2013 what is a kwanza? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlaHawker 24 Posted December 4, 2013 what is a kwanza? GFY Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Geezil 25 Posted December 4, 2013 What a buncha rubes. You guys have never heard of Kwanzaa Clause? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,783 Posted December 4, 2013 what is a kwanza? Ersatz african holiday created by the same guy who invented ebonics. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,185 Posted December 4, 2013 If we get that far, dibs on "five golden teef" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted December 4, 2013 And a George Zimmerman bobble head doll Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 2,004 Posted December 4, 2013 on the third day of kwanza my homie gave to meee.... 3 newport cigarettes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,174 Posted December 4, 2013 on the third day of kwanza my homie gave to meee.... 3 newport cigarettes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 196 Posted December 4, 2013 on the third day of kwanza my homie gave to meee.... 3 newport cigarettes On the fourth day of kwanza my homie gave to meee... 4 grape colas 3 Newport cigarettes 2 whacks in the knee and a vanilla scented car freshener tree Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,783 Posted December 4, 2013 5 years probation. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 2,004 Posted December 4, 2013 6 rappers rapping (or shooting, whatever) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 601 Posted December 4, 2013 8 token characters in a family sitcom teaching us about diversity 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 2,004 Posted December 4, 2013 9 baby's mamas 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,174 Posted December 4, 2013 7 EBT cards What about 7 Obama phones? Do we like that better? Also not sure about the whack to the knee part. May need to edit the second day of Kwanzaa 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,690 Posted December 4, 2013 9 baby's mamas Ten 3 piece Popeyes chickens 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted December 4, 2013 On a scale of 1-10, this is about a 2. It's all to easy. Almost no creativity. HTH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,174 Posted December 4, 2013 On a scale of 1-10, this is about a 2. It's all to easy. Almost no creativity. HTH I guess we could all go back to slap fighting in political threads. Just trying to do something different than yelling TILT!@#! or RMFF!@! dance monkey dance. But this doesn't meet Hoyt's standards so I guess we will abort. Please disregard this thread and continue with your regularly scheduled Geek Club political slap fights...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Little Rusty 19 Posted December 4, 2013 Should we, The Geek Club, make one? Maybe we could do a The Twelve Days of White Trash Christmas as well to make sure we do not come off as racist. ETA: And by the way this could be fun, so lets not get all "you're a racist" here. I like making fun of everybody regardless of skin color or nationality or whatever. Like I said, next we can do a White Trash Christmas carol. The running version: On the first day of Kwanzaa my Homie gave to me, A Vanilla Scented Car Freshener Tree On the second day of Kwanzaa my Homie gave to me, Two Whacks in the knee And a Vanilla Scented Car Freshener Tree On the thrid day of Kwanzaa my Homie gave to me, Three Newport Cigarettes Two Whacks in the knee And a Vanilla Scented Car Freshener Tree On the fourth day of Kwanzaa my Homie gave to me, Four Grape Colas Three Newport Cigarettes Two Whacks to the knee And a Vanilla Scented Car Freshener Tree On the fifth day of Kwanzaa my Homie gave to me, Five Gol-Den TEEEEF! Four Grape Colas Three Newport Cigarettes Two Whacks to the knee And a Vanilla Scented Car Freshener Tree On the sixth day of Kwanzaa my Homie gave to me, Six Rappers Rapping Five Gol-Den TEEEEF! Four Grape Colas Three Newport Cigarettes Two Whacks to the knee And a Vanilla Scented Car Fresherner Tree Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted December 4, 2013 I guess we could all go back to slap fighting in political threads. Just trying to do something different than yelling TILT!@#! or RMFF!@! dance monkey dance. But this doesn't meet Hoyt's standards so I guess we will abort. Continue with your regularly scheduled Geek Club political slap fights...... Oh shut up. You know what I mean. What the fock is "grape cola"? Do you mean grape soda? Whacks in the knee? WTF is that? Six Rappers rapping? that's all you got? Hellow? How about some topical stuff? 3 Travyvon martins or, skittles and iced tea, or obama's granny jeans, etc. Just a terrible effort Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 7,016 Posted December 4, 2013 Ten 3 piece Popeyes chickens hey dinkus. a dime bag is 10. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,838 Posted December 4, 2013 Also not sure about the whack to the knee part. May need to edit the second day of Kwanzaa 2 Olde E 40's? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 7,016 Posted December 4, 2013 What about 7 Obama phones? Do we like that better? Also not sure about the whack to the knee part. May need to edit the second day of Kwanzaa 7 minutes left on Obama phone? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,690 Posted December 4, 2013 hey dinkus. a dime bag is 10. Not in my store. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 7,016 Posted December 4, 2013 8 drive byyyyssss Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 7,016 Posted December 4, 2013 Not in my store. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Recliner Pilot 61 Posted December 4, 2013 On a scale of 1-10, this is about a 2. It's all to easy. Almost no creativity. HTH And you don't think you are an asswhole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted December 4, 2013 And you don't think you are an asswhole. Look, someone had to gut shoot this turd. Also, you're the one who got banned from a message bored for being a dickhead, not me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Recliner Pilot 61 Posted December 4, 2013 Look, someone had to gut shoot this turd. Also, you're the one who got banned from a message bored for being a dickhead, not me If you don't like it move on. Trying to derail it makes you an asswhole. And you are wrong, I have never been banned from a bored. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 2,004 Posted December 4, 2013 Oh shut up. You know what I mean. What the fock is "grape cola"? Do you mean grape soda? Whacks in the knee? WTF is that? Six Rappers rapping? that's all you got? Hellow? How about some topical stuff? 3 Travyvon martins or, skittles and iced tea, or obama's granny jeans, etc. Just a terrible effort because anything trayvon martin/zimmerman related is not funny. it's kinda like making a joke about the boston marathon bombing. but i will dig deeper though... instead of rappers rapping, how about 9 inches remy weave hair! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Geezil 25 Posted December 4, 2013 How many days are there? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,174 Posted December 4, 2013 How many days are there? In real Kwanzaa I have no idea...but we are going with 12. Ten Tyler Perry Bootleg DVD's ? Ten quarts of Kool-Aid ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Geezil 25 Posted December 4, 2013 In real Kwanzaa I have no idea...but we are going with 12. Ten Tyler Perry Bootleg DVD's ? Ten quarts of Kool-Aid ? Ten Magnum condoms Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,690 Posted December 4, 2013 Don't we have a Geek version? Might be time for an update. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,174 Posted December 4, 2013 Don't we have a Geek version? Might be time for an update. Do we? You mean something like: On the third day of Christmas my Geek gave to me, Three heavy-set neck rolls Two KSB sweater vests And BLS's car wrapped around a tree Or sumptin' like that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
