drobeski 3,061 Posted November 25, 2014 Fee fi fo fum Gentle giant here I come Cracka gimmie dat gun Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted November 25, 2014 Fee fi fo fumble Gentle giant takes tumble Cracka gimmie gun Fixored damn you suck at this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted November 25, 2014 Fixored damn you suck at this. I'm the genius creator, you're the editor. Good job kid... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted November 25, 2014 I'm the genius creator, you're the editor. Good job kid... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 314 Posted November 25, 2014 thug hits police man and thug is shot in the haid one less thug, he dead 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted November 25, 2014 Poor poor Michael brown Took a bullet to the crown Burn this getto down 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,564 Posted November 26, 2014 Tear /gas /in /the /air (5) Hot/dogs /roast /on /bur/ning /car (7) Pass /the /Hei/ne/ken (5) It's not just short sentences. To do it right, you gotta count syllables and make it 5-7-5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 917 Posted November 26, 2014 White folk are afraid They are afraid of black folk I don't blame them Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,564 Posted November 26, 2014 We ransacked the town Who's responsible for this? Let's blame the police Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,564 Posted November 26, 2014 There's nothing here now All the businesses have closed I'll move to your town Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted November 26, 2014 New York Times suck d!ck Publish officer's address Let's burn that rag down Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted November 26, 2014 Fixored damn you suck at this. Thank you. It's so focking simple. First line has 5 syllables Second line has 7 syllables Third line has 5 syllables I swear that I'm embarrassed being associated with the Geek Club on occasion....This thread is one of those occasions Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted November 26, 2014 White folk are afraid They are afraid of black folk I don't blame them How many syllables is that last line, you stoopid fock? I count 4. God I hate this place on occasion Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,317 Posted November 26, 2014 How many syllables is that last line, you stoopid fock? I count 4. God I hate this place on occasion Don't worry - it hates you too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted November 26, 2014 Don't worry - it hates you too GOTY has nothing on me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,210 Posted November 26, 2014 First line has 5 syllables Second line has 7 syllables Third line has 5 syllables 7-8-7 syllables. Epic phale haiku. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted November 26, 2014 7-8-7 syllables. Epic phale haiku. Nice job, except for the fact that the second line had 9 syllables. Epic phale retort Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,564 Posted November 26, 2014 I still need new rims So while I'm out protesting it's OK to steal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 917 Posted November 26, 2014 How many syllables is that last line, you stoopid fock? I count 4. God I hate this place on occasion You clearly don't understand the rules, in regards to the use of contractions in haiku. They are applied as the full written and spoken form of the word. Ur dumb. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,564 Posted November 26, 2014 I trashed her camera She asked for an interview Then I stole her purse Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,210 Posted November 26, 2014 Nice job, except for the fact that the second line had 9 syllables. Epic phale retort Fock$#@! I blame alcohol. Actually I share your incredulity that people can't count to 7. Or 5. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted November 26, 2014 You clearly don't understand the rules, in regards to the use of contractions in haiku. They are applied as the full written and spoken form of the word. Ur dumb. This is America, you focking commie. If you want to write a Haiku in America, you must follow the simple damn rules. Rules for Writing a Haiku A haiku must be EXACTLY 3 lines. The lines must follow the 5-7-5 format: The first line contains ONLY 5 syllables. The second line contains ONLY 7 syllables. The third line contains ONLY 5 syllables. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted November 26, 2014 Fock$#@! I blame alcohol. Actually I share your incredulity that people can't count to 7. Or 5. My negro Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,564 Posted November 26, 2014 MLK was wrong Non-violent protests are dumb You can't get free stuff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 917 Posted November 26, 2014 <p> This is America, you focking commie. If you want to write a Haiku in America, you must follow the simple damn rules. Rules for Writing a Haiku A haiku must be EXACTLY 3 lines. contractions count as two syllables The lines must follow the 5-7-5 format: The first line contains ONLY 5 syllables. The second line contains ONLY 7 syllables. The third line contains ONLY 5 syllables. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,564 Posted November 26, 2014 Opportunity: If the cops are distracted Then you can clean up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted November 26, 2014 <p> This is America, you focking commie. If you want to write a Haiku in America, you must follow the simple damn rules. Rules for Writing a Haiku A haiku must be EXACTLY 3 lines. The lines must follow the 5-7-5 format: The first line contains ONLY 5 syllables. The second line contains ONLY 7 syllables. The third line contains ONLY 5 syllables. Good thing we didn't try anything complicated, like a Ferguson sonnet thread. Focking uncultured illiterate focks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,564 Posted November 26, 2014 Cops are always bad Criminals are always good Some call that progress Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,921 Posted November 26, 2014 I suck at this sh!t Sux does too at this sh!t Call his cat brown stain Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted November 26, 2014 I suck at this sh!t Sux does too at this sh!t Call his cat brown stain 5-6-5. I give up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted November 26, 2014 Good thing we didn't try anything complicated, like a Ferguson sonnet thread. Focking uncultured illiterate focks. That too. At least in the Retard Haiku thread (deleted) they stuck to the rules for the most part. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted November 26, 2014 Wrongo. "That's" counts as one. "That is" counts as two. Consider yourself wiser for future contributions here on this subject matter. You're (1 syllable) welcome (2 syllables) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,564 Posted November 26, 2014 Inner-city crime Crushes black communities These people need help ---- More than anyone People who need police most Are innocent blacks ---- Why do black leaders Always defend criminals Rather than condemn? ----- Why do the white cops Get accused of racism For doing their jobs? ---- Bless Darren Wilson For doing the best he could To help Ferguson Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,210 Posted November 26, 2014 Good thing we didn't try anything complicated, like a Ferguson sonnet thread. Focking uncultured illiterate focks. I looked up the rules for writing a sonnet; 14 lines in iambic pentameter. Way beyond my capabilities tonight. I may take up the challenge this weekend. Or not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 917 Posted November 26, 2014 Wrongo. "That's" counts as one. "That is" counts as two. Consider yourself wiser for future contributions here on this subject matter. You're (1 syllable) welcome (2 syllables) Wrong (1). You don't understand traditional haiku (12). SUXBNU (4) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted November 26, 2014 Wrong (1). You don't understand traditional haiku (12). SUXBNU (4) 11 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted November 26, 2014 Thank you. It's so focking simple. First line has 5 syllables Second line has 7 syllables Third line has 5 syllables I swear that I'm embarrassed being associated with the Geek Club on occasion....This thread is one of those occasions worst haiku ever seenSux is a complete flaming idiot Stick with filling tires moron Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted November 26, 2014 Dumber than haiku There's not a thing in the world Get a focking life Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted November 26, 2014 worst haiku ever seen Sux is a complete flaming idiot Stick with filling tires moron May an electric toilet kill you. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted November 26, 2014 May an electric toilet kill you.you're better than that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
