Things I trust more than Barack Obama

[The Pope 8]

Sports radio shows that have a female in them to actually talk about sports.

[HenryHill9323 65]

Legal advice from Worms.

[patweisers44 710]

Whitey

[patweisers44 710]

Tiger Woods' chipping ability

[patweisers44 710]

Oscar Tavares' ability to hit the curveball

[patweisers44 710]

Leo Mazzone, dry shaving my nuts with a straight razor, during the 8th inning of a close ballgame.

[The Pope 8]

Charley Sheen as my AA sponsor.

 

Sensitivity training from Jack Bauer.

 

Me stopping posting in this thread and actually doing some work.

[patweisers44 710]

Chris Webber to win a championship on something other than a private high school team.

[patweisers44 710]

Any link included in a Joneo post.

[The Pope 8]

Brownies at a Greatful Dead concert.

[drobeski 3,061]

keeping cat hair out of my food advice from sux and old maid

[The Pope 8]

Fireworks safety advice from Sux.

[The Pope 8]

Giant's Fan to save me during a disaster.

[The Pope 8]

Doomsday predictions from a Mexican calendar.

[NewbieJr 541]

Recliner Pilot's Hare Lip surgeon.

[The Pope 8]

Warren Sapp's post Superbowl woman on the street interviews.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,955]

Sux asking if i'm awake.

[jerryskids 5,407]

Crackattack's dance lessons.

[HenryHill9323 65]

Newbie's ability to avoid getting trolled.

[Cruzer 1,993]

George Zimmerman's account of a neighborhood watch shooting.

[NewbieJr 541]

I do the trolling, Hare Lip. You're just too dumb to see it.

[The Pope 8]

Sux asking if i'm awake.

Keep your brokeback bayou stories to yourself!

[rholio 339]

Keep your brokeback bayou stories to yourself!

They're both too old for you anyway...

[HenryHill9323 65]

I do the trolling, Hare Lip. You're just too dumb to see it.

 

http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=443097

[NewbieJr 541]

Like I said, if the goal is to be made fun of, you are the king.

[NewbieJr 541]

And that means even if one time, you were actually trying to get me to make fun of you. Get it now, sport?

[BunnysBastatrds 1,955]

Nikki's photographer.

[The Pope 8]

They're both too old for you anyway...

I wonder if Chuck E Cheese has a board.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

I wonder if Chuck E Cheese has a board.

 

I believe they call it "The Closet"

[parrot 789]

Newbie and RP's ability not to turn any thread into a pathetic slap fight.

[Strike 4,092]

GFIAFP with my lifes savings as his bankroll at a poker table.

[The Pope 8]

I believe they call it "The Closet"

Link?

[HenryHill9323 65]

I'm beginning to think folks don't believe Obama is very trustworthy.

[rholio 339]

I'm beginning to think folks don't believe Obama is very trustworthy.

He's a politician.

[mobb_deep 919]

the theory of relativity

[The Pope 8]

I'm beginning to think folks don't believe Obama is very trustworthy.

It makes you long for the days of Nixon.

[wiffleball 4,679]

a Hawaiian birth certificate.

[parrot 789]

Rush Limbaugh alone in my bathroom.

[The Pope 8]

a Hawaiian birth certificate.

I hope the Bucs draft a QB with one of those.

[The Pope 8]

Rush Limbaugh alone in my bathroom.

Trust me. You DON'T want to be in there with him.