jerryskids 7,085 Posted January 7, 2016 Nah I'm no doctor. I'm a 27 year old who worked as a medic but did 3 years on a bone marrow transplant ward, 1 year at internal medicine, and another year at Urgent Care. Was deployed once. Soaked up a lot of knowledge from the doctors I worked with. Did everything a doctor does just wasn't licensed. Don't have a license on the outside either. But med school won't be hard Most people graduate college with a BS at about 22 yrs old. So in 5 years you did all of the stuff you listed above, including becoming a major in the Army and graduating from medical school? Seriously, PM me if you realize how stupid this sounds and you want me to delete this post to keep your charade going. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,339 Posted January 7, 2016 Most people graduate college with a BS at about 22 yrs old. So in 5 years you did all of the stuff you listed above, including becoming a major in the Army and graduating from medical school? Seriously, PM me if you realize how stupid this sounds and you want me to delete this post to keep your charade going. No I just told you what I did lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rholio 339 Posted January 7, 2016 You two homos go fvck elsewhere. This. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,594 Posted January 7, 2016 I'm Batman. Naa...You were either Jayna, Zan or Gleek. I'm not sure which one yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,063 Posted January 7, 2016 Most people graduate college with a BS at about 22 yrs old. So in 5 years you did all of the stuff you listed above, including becoming a major in the Army and graduating from medical school? Seriously, PM me if you realize how stupid this sounds and you want me to delete this post to keep your charade going. He admitted he never went to medical school and is not a doctor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,173 Posted January 7, 2016 Can we trade in this league? I'd like to trade the fake Valor, the fake Doctor and tanatastic for the fake tan weight lifter, the fake butt plug DJ and the fake serial killer who drowns others in AIDS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,339 Posted January 7, 2016 He admitted he never went to medical school and is not a doctor. Yea kinda got tired of messing around with it. Honestly and truly though I do know a great bit about medicine from my experience working there. I've done a lot of stuff doctors themselves don't know how to do or know how to in theory. Did learn quite a bit during my time in the service. With my specialty (IDMT) in there I actually did see patients (easy stuff like colds and what not) but it was only active duty. On the outside its not worth anything. But while you're in you're essentially an enlisted Doctor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,594 Posted January 7, 2016 He admitted he never went to medical school and is not a doctor. At least he admitted it It's not like he posted tons of surgery pics claiming that he was the one performing them. DAKOTA SKYE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magnificent Bastard 192 Posted January 7, 2016 Yea kinda got tired of messing around with it. Honestly and truly though I do know a great bit about medicine from my experience working there. I've done a lot of stuff doctors themselves don't know how to do or know how to in theory. Did learn quite a bit during my time in the service. With my specialty (IDMT) in there I actually did see patients (easy stuff like colds and what not) but it was only active duty. On the outside its not worth anything. But while you're in you're essentially an enlisted Doctor Well well. My work is done on this matter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,339 Posted January 7, 2016 Well well. My work is done on this matter. Stolen valor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magnificent Bastard 192 Posted January 7, 2016 Stolen valor Prove it. And what do you call stealing an honorable, respected profession? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,339 Posted January 7, 2016 Prove it. And what do you call stealing an honorable, respected profession? Stolen valor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,085 Posted January 7, 2016 Yea kinda got tired of messing around with it. Honestly and truly though I do know a great bit about medicine from my experience working there. I've done a lot of stuff doctors themselves don't know how to do or know how to in theory. Did learn quite a bit during my time in the service. With my specialty (IDMT) in there I actually did see patients (easy stuff like colds and what not) but it was only active duty. On the outside its not worth anything. But while you're in you're essentially an enlisted Doctor So... what do you do now? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,339 Posted January 7, 2016 So... what do you do now? Finished up school and got my BS in Biology. Now studying for the MCAT which I take later this month. Wife is still in though but she gets out in April. Honestly I would have stayed in but there was so much BS I had to put up with. Plus it made it impossible for me to finish up my bachelors since work wouldn't ever let me off for school. Hell we stopped getting holidays and family days off towards the end of my enlistment. I finished up my enlistment in the urgent care clinic and since I could see all the easy patients (flus, colds, sprains, etc) that were active duty I was on the schedule ALL the time. But it is nice having disability pay from them and my college was free Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magnificent Bastard 192 Posted January 7, 2016 Yeah, he's full of ######. Now he's saying it was an issue post 9/11. I did all of my active time pre 9/11, it was always there. It's just when folks see people get the accolades and other stuff post-9/11 that it really started coming out with the fakers. Hey stupid. I just read the stolen valor act. It seems you don't know what it says either. And you seem to have not known that it's been thrown out. Good job Eisenhower. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,085 Posted January 7, 2016 Finished up school and got my BS in Biology. Now studying for the MCAT which I take later this month. Wife is still in though but she gets out in April. Honestly I would have stayed in but there was so much BS I had to put up with. Plus it made it impossible for me to finish up my bachelors since work wouldn't ever let me off for school. Hell we stopped getting holidays and family days off towards the end of my enlistment. I finished up my enlistment in the urgent care clinic and since I could see all the easy patients (flus, colds, sprains, etc) that were active duty I was on the schedule ALL the time. But it is nice having disability pay from them and my college was free Good transition for this alias. Much more believable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,339 Posted January 7, 2016 Good transition for this alias. Much more believable. This is my only account. I don't have any other ones. Too much time involved in it. I'd rather just have one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,085 Posted January 7, 2016 This is my only account. I don't have any other ones. Too much time involved in it. I'd rather just have one Whether alias or not, I wanted to make sure that post was quoted for future discussions. I'm still pretty sure it is an alias though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,063 Posted January 7, 2016 Finished up school and got my BS in Biology. Now studying for the MCAT which I take later this month. Wife is still in though but she gets out in April. Honestly I would have stayed in but there was so much BS I had to put up with. Plus it made it impossible for me to finish up my bachelors since work wouldn't ever let me off for school. Hell we stopped getting holidays and family days off towards the end of my enlistment. I finished up my enlistment in the urgent care clinic and since I could see all the easy patients (flus, colds, sprains, etc) that were active duty I was on the schedule ALL the time. But it is nice having disability pay from them and my college was free So you might say you're planning to be a ... Med Student? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,339 Posted January 7, 2016 Whether alias or not, I wanted to make sure that post was quoted for future discussions. I'm still pretty sure it is an alias though. For who though? That's what I'm wondering Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,085 Posted January 7, 2016 For who though? That's what I'm wondering That's pretty dumb, since you know who you are an alias of. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,339 Posted January 7, 2016 That's pretty dumb, since you know who you are an alias of. I really don't lol. I'd be happy to prove I am who I say I am though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,594 Posted January 7, 2016 I really don't lol. I'd be happy to prove I am who I say I am though pics, right? PICS !@# Make it happen, #2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,594 Posted January 7, 2016 So you might say you're planning to be a ... Med Student? I'm sorry, but this crack ranks right up there with Toros 'redneck trifecta' crack from back in the day Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted January 7, 2016 Nah I'm no doctor. I'm a 27 year old who worked as a medic but did 3 years on a bone marrow transplant ward, 1 year at internal medicine, and another year at Urgent Care. Was deployed once. Soaked up a lot of knowledge from the doctors I worked with. Did everything a doctor does just wasn't licensed. Don't have a license on the outside either. But med school won't be hardWTF? You've Been lying all this time?!? I thought we had a connection....please don't tell me the auto-brewery patient you cared for was fake, too? And your critical understanding of the medical literature? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted January 7, 2016 Talking about you, ya focking retarded fraudster Do you have a confession to make Worms? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,339 Posted January 7, 2016 WTF? You've Been lying all this time?!? I thought we had a connection....please don't tell me the auto-brewery patient you cared for was fake, too? And your critical understanding of the medical literature? No actually did have a patient with that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magnificent Bastard 192 Posted January 7, 2016 This kid has issues. I actually feel a bit guilty now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,339 Posted January 7, 2016 This kid has issues. I actually feel a bit guilty now. Stolen valor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magnificent Bastard 192 Posted January 7, 2016 Stolen valor Ok slugger, I'll gladly absorb your unfounded accusations if it makes you feel better. Fire away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted January 7, 2016 Yea kinda got tired of messing around with it. Honestly and truly though I do know a great bit about medicine from my experience working there. I've done a lot of stuff doctors themselves don't know how to do or know how to in theory. Did learn quite a bit during my time in the service. With my specialty (IDMT) in there I actually did see patients (easy stuff like colds and what not) but it was only active duty. On the outside its not worth anything. But while you're in you're essentially an enlisted DoctorGood luck with med school. If you get in, I think you'll find it much more difficult than expected. Also, I'm not sure why falsifying medical credentials is any better than military ones. Both require a lot of sacrifice for the benefit of others. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,339 Posted January 7, 2016 Ok slugger, I'll gladly absorb your unfounded accusations if it makes you feel better. Fire away. Stolen valor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted January 7, 2016 Finished up school and got my BS in Biology. Now studying for the MCAT which I take later this month. Wife is still in though but she gets out in April. Honestly I would have stayed in but there was so much BS I had to put up with. Plus it made it impossible for me to finish up my bachelors since work wouldn't ever let me off for school. Hell we stopped getting holidays and family days off towards the end of my enlistment. I finished up my enlistment in the urgent care clinic and since I could see all the easy patients (flus, colds, sprains, etc) that were active duty I was on the schedule ALL the time. But it is nice having disability pay from them and my college was free Can you elaborate on the bolded? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JTB 52 Posted January 7, 2016 Can you elaborate on the bolded? Noticed that too..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 3,121 Posted January 7, 2016 :lol: This place is awesome. Let's see, a fake lawyer, fake doctor, and a fake Marine walk into a bar... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JTB 52 Posted January 7, 2016 :lol: This place is awesome. Let's see, a fake lawyer, fake doctor, and a fake Marine walk into a bar... I only have one alias and it is used when I go on time out. Others, it's laughable.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted January 7, 2016 Can we trade in this league? I'd like to trade the fake Valor, the fake Doctor and tanatastic for the fake tan weight lifter, the fake butt plug DJ and the fake serial killer who drowns others in AIDS. As a lifelong Browns fan, the one thing I know is that wishing for the glory days of the past never works. You have to work with what you have. Unfortunately, the talent pool around here is about the same as the Browns, so we're looking at a 4-5 year rebuilding project. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,626 Posted January 7, 2016 Whether alias or not, I wanted to make sure that post was quoted for future discussions. I'm still pretty sure it is an alias though. I had to peenie a thread because there was a detailed post explaining who dgb was. He is almost certainly not an alias, unless they went through the trouble on multiple sites. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 7,885 Posted January 7, 2016 Good luck with med school. If you get in, I think you'll find it much more difficult than expected. Also, I'm not sure why falsifying medical credentials is any better than military ones. Both require a lot of sacrifice for the benefit of others. I'm. It sure why falsifying either if them is any worse than falsely claiming you're a race car driver or anything else, really. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
