Let the puns begin. Severed head story

[Cloaca du jour 2,149]

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/05/16/man-carrying-mothers-severed-head-stabs-store-worker/324224001/

[edjr 6,586]

just a guy trying to get ahead

[Cloaca du jour 2,149]

He was using her as a "seeing eye" head.

[Djgb13 2,339]

[Cloaca du jour 2,149]

 

Haha first thing I thought of!!

[posty 2,700]

Man this sounds like the start of a bad joke...

 

"A man covered in blood, holding a knife and carrying his mother's severed head walked into an Estacada grocery store on Mother's Day"

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

They say he has his mother's facial features

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

in his hand.

[Cruzer 1,995]

If you're going to kill somebody, might as well go all out and pull this stunt. At least with this - you've got a real shot at an Insanity defense.

 

Lesson learned: 2 heads are better than 1.

[Cloaca du jour 2,149]

She always yelled at him. You would lose your head if it wasnt attached

 

He showed her!

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

If you're going to kill somebody, might as well go all out and pull this stunt. At least with this - you've got a real shot at an Insanity defense.

 

Lesson learned: 2 heads are better than 1.

 

Agreed. Go over to the self checkout and try scanning her head then hold it up while yelling "how much are these heads of lettuce?"

[cyclone24 1,913]

If youre a ventriloquist this is how you go out right?

 

Like i wanna see jeff dunham trotting out his moms head. Get a few minutes of material with your moms skull.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

If youre a ventriloquist this is how you go out right?

 

Like i wanna see jeff dunham trotting out his moms head. Get a few minutes of material with your moms skull.

 

Mom looks down at her dead body bleeding all over the carpet "Jesus H. Christ...............I can't have anything nice with you kids".

[patweisers44 845]

He's got his mother's eyes

[Thornton Melon 620]

Your mom gives great head

[Voltaire 5,316]

Just set it over there with the Halloween supplies, thanks.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Her dandruff is finally gone.

[ZeroTolerance 584]

They say he has his mother's facial features

 

in his hand.

 

"Did anyone ever tell you you have your mother's nose...and eyes, and mouth, and..."

[kutulu 1,676]

Neck size?