shotsup 832 Posted February 23, 2018 This sack of d1cks - are they going to be hard d1cks like Italian bread sticking out of the sack or soft d1cks like worms crawling in the bottom of the sack ??? Paraphrasing Louis C K Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,838 Posted February 23, 2018 I just hate you, you whiney little ######. One night you are going to be awoken by a stranger smothering you to death with a sack of d!cks. I want you to know that stranger will be me. Then I'm going to go visit all your little lemmings and do the same and listen as their muffled voices cry out, "What's happening? That tastes like Jerry's spit. And behind that is....Jerry's d!ck? At least I'll die happy. mmmmmmmm" I know that your chick has the balls in your relationship and as such this is an empty threat, but you might want to step away from the computer for a few hours. Also "hate" is a pretty strong emotion for a guy who razzed you about reneging on his agreement to have his girl post here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,087 Posted February 23, 2018 How did wiff get TEKs passwerd? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 567 Posted February 23, 2018 I know that your chick has the balls in your relationship and as such this is an empty threat, but you might want to step away from the computer for a few hours. Also "hate" is a pretty strong emotion for a guy who razzed you about reneging on his agreement to have his girl post here. Still whining about the same thing. You have the wit of a bowing ball. Get back to me when you come up with something new you hack. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,570 Posted February 23, 2018 Am I the only one wondering why Jerry sleeps in an elevator? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 567 Posted February 23, 2018 This sack of d1cks - are they going to be hard d1cks like Italian bread sticking out of the sack or soft d1cks like worms crawling in the bottom of the sack ??? Paraphrasing Louis C K They are mostly limp and decaying. I've been needing to restock it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 567 Posted February 23, 2018 Am I the only one wondering why Jerry sleeps in an elevator? He has to do something between people telling him what floor they want to go to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 937 Posted February 23, 2018 12.1 Surfin' Bird - The Trashmen More early punk. Because, why not!? This tune was covered by The Cramps, who also rule. OH you rotten SOB,you did not!! Great focking pick,loved Kubrick's use of it in Full Metal Jacket Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 937 Posted February 23, 2018 How did wiff get TEKs passwerd? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 567 Posted February 23, 2018 How did wiff get TEKs passwerd? Oh you are so going to pay for that Craig. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 5,322 Posted February 23, 2018 12.03 Baby Love - The Supremes A run of Supremes lately, we're finally starting to pick them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 7,498 Posted February 23, 2018 What happened to Sux? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 920 Posted February 23, 2018 OH you rotten SOB,you did not!! Great focking pick,loved Kubrick's use of it in Full Metal Jacket I thought maybe that was the tune you were talking about earlier when you said "Also listened to another song a bit ago that I'm wondering if mobb will snag,a one hit wonder that was way ahead of its time as well." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 567 Posted February 23, 2018 What happened to Sux? I just said I had to restock my sack of d!cks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 5,322 Posted February 23, 2018 What happened to Sux? I dunno, I'm only half awake but I'm taking my cue from Mobb who seemed to indicate it was safe to pass him. Sux has been OK with being skipped before so it's likely that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,413 Posted February 23, 2018 What happened to Sux? TEK's 1st victim Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 567 Posted February 23, 2018 TEK's 1st victim And I liked him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 5,322 Posted February 23, 2018 1.01 TEK - All Along the Watchtower Jimi Hendrix 1.02 Zero T - Like a Rolling Stone Bob Dylan 1.03 Daino- Gimme Shelter The Rolling Stones 1.04 Vudu- Revolution The Beatles 1.05 TEK's Bunny - The Sound of Silence Simon and Garfunkle 1.06 Shots - A Day in the Life The Beatles ========== 1.07 Skids - The House of the Rising Sun The Animals 1.08 Nzoner - Sympathy For The Devil The Rolling Stones 1.09 Sho Nuff - A Change Gonna is Gonna Come Sam Cooke 1.10 HT - Brown Eyed Girl Van Morrison 1.11 Big Guy - Good Vibrations Beach Boys 1.12 Vikes - The Weight The Band ===========1.13 5 Point - Born To Be Wild Steppenwolf 1.14 TBBOM - Stand By Me Ben E. King 1.15 MDC - Respect Aretha Franklin 1.16 Volti - Fortunate Son Creedence Clearwater Revival 1.17 Sux - Alice's Restaurant Arlo Guthrie 1.18 Mobb Deep - Hey Jude The Beatles =========== 2.01 Mobb Deep - I Wanna Be Your Dog The Stooges 2.02 Sux - Whole Lotta Love Led Zeppeln 2.03 Volti - (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction The Rolling Stones 2.04 MDC - Sunshine of Your Love Cream 2.05 TBBOM - My Girl The Temptations 2.06 5 Point - White Room Cream ===========2.07 Vikes - Space Oddity David Bowie 2.08 Big Guy - Whiter Shade of Pale Procol Harum 2.09 HT - Be My Baby The Ronettes 2.10 Sho Nuff -Come Together The Beatles 2.11 Nzoner - My Generation The Who 2.12 Skids - Light My Fire The Doors ============ 2.13 Shots - Proud Mary CCR 2.14 TEK's Sex Toy Bunny - Helter Skelter The Beatles 2.15 Vudu - The Thrill is Gone B.B. King 2.16 Daino - Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay Otis Redding 2.17 Zero T - I Heard It Through the Grapevine Marvin Gaye 2.18 TEK - California Dreaming The Mamas and The Papas =========== 3.01 TEK - Somebody to Love Jefferson Airplane 3.02 Zero T - You've Lost That Loving Feeling The Righteous Brothers 3.03 Daino - Strawberry Fields Forever The Beatles 3.04 Vudu - Mustang Sally Wilson Pickett 3.05 TEK's Sex Toy Bunny - American Woman The Guess Who 3.06 Shots - Suspicious Minds Elvis Presley ==========3.07 Skids - You Really Got Me The Kinks 3.08 Nzoner - For What It's Worth Buffalo Springfield 3.09 Sho Nuff - What a Wonderful World Louis Armstrong 3.10 HT - Good Lovin' The (young) Rascals 3.11 Big Guy - Time Of The Season Zombies 3.12 Vikes - Oh Pretty Women Roy Orbison =========== 3.13 5 Point - Break On Through (To The Other Side) The Doors 3.14 TBBOM - Unchained Melody The Righteous Brothers 3.15 MDC - Mr. Tamborine Man Byrds 3.16 Volti - Wild Thing The Troggs 3.17 Sux - Jumping Jack Flash The Rolling Stones. 3.18 Mobb Deep - Ring of Fire Johnny Cash =========== 4.01 Mobb Deep - Dazed and Confused Zeppelin 4.02 Sux - California girls Beach Boys 4.03 Volti - Heartbreaker Led Zeppelin 4.04 MDC - Nights in White Satin Moody Blues 4.05 TBBOM - Cant Help Falling In Love Elvis Presley 4.06 5 Point - When A Man Loves A Woman Percy Sledge =========== 4.07 Vikes - See Emily Play Pink Floyd 4.08 Big Guy - Yesterday The Beatles 4.09 HT - I Want You Back The Jackson 5 4.10 Sho Nuff - Piece of My Heart Big Brother and the Holding Company (Janis Joplin) 4.11 Nzoner - Everyday People Sly & The Family Stone 4.12 Skids With A Little Help from my Friends Joe Cocker ============ 4.13 Shots - The Wanderer Dion 4.14 TEK's Sex Toy Bunny - White Rabbit Jefferson Airplane 4.15 Vudu - Voodoo Chile Slight Return) Jimi Hendrix 4.16 Daino - I Got You (I Feel Good) James Brown 4.17 Zero T - God Only Knows The Beach Boys 4.18 TEK - Pinball Wizard The Who =========== 5.01 TEK - In A Gadda Da Vita Iron Butterfly 5.02 Zero T - Gimme Some Lovin Spencer Davis Group 5.03 Daino - Spirit In The Sky Norman Greenbaum 5.04 Vudu - Honky Tonk Women The Rolling Stones 5.05 TEK's Sex Toy Bunny - Happy Together The Turtles 5.06 Shots - How Many More Times Led Zeppelin ========== 5.07 Skids - I'm a Believer The Monkees 5.08 Nzoner - For Your Love The Yardbirds 5.09 Sho Nuff - Georgia On My Mind Ray Charles 5.10 HT - My Way Frank Sinatra 5.11 Big Guy - Get Together The Youngbloods 5.12 Vikes - Son of a preacher man Dusty Springfield =========== 5.13 5 Point - Crazy Patsy Cline 5.14 TBBOM - While My Guitar Gently Weeps The Beatles 5.15 MDC - The Lion Sleeps Tonight The Tokens 5.16 Volti - Mrs Robinson Simon and Garfunkle 5.17 Sux - Bad Moon Rising CCR 5.18 Mobb Deep - Paint it Black The Rolling Stones =========== 6.01 Mobb Deep - Sweet Caroline Neil Diamond 6.02 Sux - We Gotta Get Out of This Place The Animals 6.03 Volti - Something The Beatles 6.04 MDC Time Has Come Today Chambers Bros. 6.05 TBBOM Wind Cries Mary Jimmy Hendrix 6.06 5 Point - Summer In The City Lovin' Spoonful ===========6.07 Vikes - 96 Tears Question Mark and the Mysterians 6.08 Big Guy - Ruby Tuesday Rolling Stones 6.09 HT - The Tracks Of My Tears Smokey Robinson 6.10 Sho Nuff - Its a Man's Man's Man's World James Brown 6.11 Nzoner - Crimson & Clover Tommy James & The Shondells 6.12 Skids - Scarborough Fair Simon and Garfunkel ============ 6.13 ShotsCan't Find My Way Home Blind Faith 6.14 TEK's Sex Toy Bunny - These Eyes The Guess Who 6.15 Vudu Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head BJ Thomas 6.16 Daino - Aint Too Proud To Beg The Temptations 6.17 Zero T - In My Life The Beatles 6.18 TEK - Ramble on Led Zeppelin =========== 7.01 TEK - purple haze Jimi hendrex 7.02 Zero T - Papa's Got a Brand New Bag James Brown 7.03 Daino - Magic Carpet Ride Steppenwolf 7.04 Vudu - Whipping Post The Allman Brothers Band 7.05 TEK's Sex Toy Bunny - She's not there the zombies. 7.06 ShotsDear Mr Fantasy Traffic ========== 7.07 Skids - Blowin in the Wind Bob Dylan 7.08 Nzoner - All Day & All Of The Night The Kinks 7.09 Sho Nuff - Green Onions Booker T and MGs 7.10 HT - River Deep, Mountain High Tina Turner 7.11 Big Guy - The Boxer Simon & Garfunkle 7.12 Vikes - Dance to the Music Sly and the Family Stone. =========== 7.13 5 Point - Under The Boardwalk The Drifters 7.14 TBBOM - At last Etta James 7.15 MDC - You Cant Always Get What You Want Rolling Stones 7.16 Volti - I Get Around Beach Boys 7.17 Sux -Twist and Shout The Beatles 7.18 Mobb Deep - Subterranean Homesick Blues Bob Dylan =========== 8.01 Mobb Deep - I'm Waiting for the Man The Velvet Underground 8.02 Sux Jan and Dean Surf City 8.03 Volti - Do You Believe in Magic Lovin' Spoonful 8.04 MDC - I Can See for Miles The Who 8.05 TBBOM - Down By The River Neil Young and Crazy Horse 8.06 5 Point - Sunshine Superman Donovan =========== 8.07 Vikes - The End The Doors 8.08 Big Guy - Lucy In the Sky with Diamonds The Beatles 8.09 HT - Hang On Sloopy The McCoys 8.10 Sho Nuff - Tuesday Afternoon The Moody Blues 8.11 Nzoner - I Fought The Law Bobby Fuller Four 8.12 Skids - See Me/Feel Me/Listening to You The Who ============ 8.13 Shots - Trouble No More The Allman Brothers Band 8.14 TEK's Sex Toy Bunny -Evil Ways Santana 8.15 Vudu - Wipe Out The Surfaris 8.16 Daino - 16 Feelin Alright Joe Cocker 8.17 Zero T - Street Fighting Man The Rolling Stones 8.18 TEK - Ode to Billy Joe Bonnie Gentry =========== 9.01 TEK - The Letter The Box Tops 9.02 Zero T Are You Lonesome Tonight? Elvis Presley 9.03 Daino - San Francisco Scott McKenzie 9.04 Vudu People Get Ready The Impressions 9.05 TEK's Sex Toy Bunny Leaving on a Jet Plane Peter, Paul and Mary9.06 Shots - Not Fade Away Rolling Stones========== 9.07 Skids - Louie Louie The Kingsmen 9.08 Nzoner - I Got You Babe Sonny & Cher 9.09 Sho Nuff - Crying Roy Orbison 9.10 HT Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You Frankie Valli 9.11 Big Guy - These Boots Are Made For Walkin' Nancy Sinatra 9.12 Vikes - I feel like im fixin' to die Country Joe and Fish =========== 9.13 5 Point - Gloria Them9.14 TBBOM - Aint That A Kick In The Head Dean Martin 9.15 MDC - Turn Turn Turn The Byrds 9.16 Volti - I can't Explain The Who 9.17 Sux - Simon and Garfunkle Homeward Bound 9.18 Mobb Deep - Little Wing Jimi Hendrix =========== 10.01 Mobb Deep - Ramblin Rose MC5 10.02 Sux - Backdoor Man The Doors 10.03 Volti - Ain't No Mountain High Enough Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell 10.04 MDC Eleanor Rigby The Beatles 10.05 TBBOM Mothers Little Helper The Rolling Stones 10.06 5 Point Different Drum The Stone Poneys===========10.07 Vikes Boom Boom John Lee Hooker10.08 Big Guy He Ain't Heavy He's My Brother The Hollies 10.09 HT You Can't Hurry Love Diana Ross and the Supremes 10.10 Sho Nuff Holly Holy Neil Diamond 10.11 Nzoner Sweet Soul Music Arthur Conley 10.12 Skids Puff (the Magic Dragon) Peter, Paul, and Mary ============10.13 Shots Bring It On Home Led Zeppelin 10.14 TEK's Sex Toy Bunny Cherish The Association 10.15 Vudu Crossroads Cream. 10.16 Daino Runaround Sue Dion 10.17 Zero T In The Midnight Hour Wilson Pickett10.18 TEK Traces Classic IV =========== 11.01 TEK Lets spend the night together The Rolling Stones 11.02 Zero T Dancing in the Street Martha and the Vandellas 11.03 Daino Hush Deep Purple 11.04 Vudu Everybodys Talkin' Harry Nilsson 11.05 TEK's Sex Toy Bunny Time is on my side The Rolling Stones 11.06 Shots King of the Road Roger Miller ==========11.07 Skids Hey Joe Jimi Hendrix11.08 Nzoner Hey Bulldog The Beatles 11.09 Sho Nuff Foxey Lady Jimi Hendrix11.10 HT Beyond The Sea Bobby Darin11.11 Big Guy Reflections of my Life Marmalade 11.12 Vikes Soul Man Sam and Dave ===========11.13 5 Point Help The Beatles11.14 TBBOM Waterloo Sunset The Kinks11.15 MDC Stop! In the Name of Love The Supremes 11.16 Volti I Want To Hold Your Hand The Beatles11.17 Sux Crosstown Traffic Jimi Hendrix 11.18 Mobb Deep 21st Century Schizoid Man King Crimson =========== 12.01 Mobb Deep Surfin' Bird The Trashmen 12.02 Sux Blowing in the Wind Peter Paul and Mary 12.03 Volti Baby Love The Supremes 12.04 MDC Times They Are Changing Bob Dylan 12.05 TBBOM Visions Of Johanna Bob Dylan 12.06 5 Point Journey To The Center Of The Mind The Amboy Dukes ===========12.07 Vikes Think Aretha Franklin 12.08 Big Guy Sky Pilot (Long Version) Eric Burdon & The Animals 12.09 HT I Saw Her Standing There The Beatles 12.10 Sho Nuff Big River Johnny Cash 12.11 Nzoner Dirty Water The Standells 12.12 Skids Get Back The Beatles ============12.13 Shots Summertime Blues The Who 12.14 TEK's Sex Toy Bunny Born on the Bayou Creedence Clearwater Revival 12.15 Vudu 12.16 Daino12.17 Zero T12.18 TEK===========13.01 TEK13.02 Zero T13.03 Daino13.04 Vudu13.05 TEK's Sex Toy Bunny13.06 Shots==========13.07 Skids13.08 Nzoner13.09 Sho Nuff13.10 HT13.11 Big Guy13.12 Vikes===========13.13 5 Point13.14 TBBOM13.15 Mrs. Voltaire13.16 Volti13.17 Sux13.18 Mobb Deep p 37 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 567 Posted February 23, 2018 There sure was a lot of jabbering when I wasn't here. Are we done here or does anyone have something more to say to me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 937 Posted February 23, 2018 I thought maybe that was the tune you were talking about earlier when you said "Also listened to another song a bit ago that I'm wondering if mobb will snag,a one hit wonder that was way ahead of its time as well." Nope it's still out there and I'm not planning on taking it as I really don't know how many would remember it,not that that matters,I just thought of you when watching the video. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,413 Posted February 23, 2018 There sure was a lot of jabbering when I wasn't here. Are we done here or does anyone have something more to say to me? yes, what is wrong with you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 567 Posted February 23, 2018 TEK's response to Jerry playing puff the magic dragon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 567 Posted February 23, 2018 yes, what is wrong with you? You're kinda new here. I'm a focking lunatic that shouldn't be focked with. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,413 Posted February 23, 2018 TEK's response to Jerry playing puff the magic dragon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,838 Posted February 23, 2018 There sure was a lot of jabbering when I wasn't here. Are we done here or does anyone have something more to say to me? Everyone but you has moved on, you whiny spineless internet tough guy kunt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,087 Posted February 23, 2018 yes, what is wrong with you? Wiff is off his meds again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 937 Posted February 23, 2018 yes, what is wrong with you? You're kinda new here. I'm a focking lunatic that shouldn't be focked with. In other words BG unless you want to be smothered by a bag of d!cks in your sleep STFU Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,945 Posted February 23, 2018 There sure was a lot of jabbering when I wasn't here. Are we done here or does anyone have something more to say to me? Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Oscar Wilde Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 7,498 Posted February 23, 2018 12.04 Times They Are Changing - Bob Dylan 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,413 Posted February 23, 2018 In other words BG unless you want to be smothered by a bag of d!cks in your sleep STFU Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 567 Posted February 23, 2018 Everyone but you has moved on, you whiny spineless internet tough guy kunt. I think everyone knows who the biggest on the board is. Everyone knows Yale is where Harvard sends the f@ggots to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 567 Posted February 23, 2018 In other words BG unless you want to be smothered by a bag of d!cks in your sleep STFU This guy gets it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,838 Posted February 23, 2018 I think everyone knows who the biggest ###### on the board is. Everyone knows Yale is where Harvard sends the f@ggots to. I don't understand the Yale thing but OK, you win, congrats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 567 Posted February 23, 2018 Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Oscar Wilde You get that from your book of quotes by famous f@ggots? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 567 Posted February 23, 2018 I don't understand the Yale thing but OK, you win, congrats. Say uncle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,087 Posted February 23, 2018 Sux is going to be bummed that he missed out on a bag of d1cks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,570 Posted February 23, 2018 For TBBOM 12.05 Visions Of Johanna - Bob Dylan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 567 Posted February 23, 2018 Sux is going to be bummed that he missed out on a bag of d1cks. You may have missed a post. He's in the bag on d1cks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 937 Posted February 23, 2018 This guy gets it. Not really,just trying to move along because the bullsh!t in this thread has gotten to wading levels. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 567 Posted February 23, 2018 Not really,just trying to move along because the bullsh!t in this thread has gotten to wading levels. Oh. I'll make room in the bag then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites