NorthernVike 2,087 Posted May 1, 2018 Do we know anything else about him besides he likes to golf and is of Spanish decent? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,945 Posted May 1, 2018 His friends can only afford the stripped down version of him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,062 Posted May 1, 2018 *Pulls up a chair and straddles it* Ok now this is good, lets dig in, we have a lot of work to do here people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,087 Posted May 1, 2018 His friends can only afford the stripped down version of him. But I don't want to see him stripped down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,995 Posted May 1, 2018 He's actually an alias. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,599 Posted May 1, 2018 Greatest dude on this entire board, tied with Pat 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,087 Posted May 1, 2018 Is he here legally? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,599 Posted May 1, 2018 Is he here legally? Â I'd marry him if needed. Chuck and Larry style, don't get excited Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,087 Posted May 1, 2018 Â I'd marry him if needed. Chuck and Larry style, don't get excited So, he's ghey? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,599 Posted May 1, 2018 So, he's ghey? Â I never kiss and tell Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,995 Posted May 1, 2018 Is he here legally? Not sure, he was a rescue. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,062 Posted May 1, 2018 Â I never kiss and tell We saw video of that broad leaving your house! Thats showing AND telling! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crackattack 520 Posted May 1, 2018 Greatest dude on this entire board, tied with Pat He has terrible taste in baseball. Rangers fan = disqualified from greatest dude on the board. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,599 Posted May 1, 2018 He has terrible taste in baseball. Rangers fan = disqualified from greatest dude on the board. Â Can hardly blame a guy for where he crossed the border Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 976 Posted May 1, 2018 My favorite Messican outside of Eva Mendes 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,995 Posted May 1, 2018 He has terrible taste in baseball. Rangers fan = disqualified from greatest dude on the board. You think it's easy being a Rangers fan? Â He's a real fan, loyal to his hometown and childhood team...... Not one of those bandwagon Millennial flunkies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,599 Posted May 1, 2018 You think it's easy being a Rangers fan? Â He's a real fan, loyal to his hometown and childhood team...... Not one of those bandwagon Millennial flunkies. Â Like guys that fake move from Texas to New York? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,995 Posted May 1, 2018 Â Like guys that fake move from Texas to New York? I see what you did there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crackattack 520 Posted May 1, 2018 Â Can hardly blame a guy for where he crossed the border Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,087 Posted May 1, 2018 I wonder what he does for a living. Lawn care? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 847 Posted May 1, 2018 He has good taste in golf shirts. I have a few, compliments of him, thanks to SpEdEx Cup wagers. Â Cruzer is just a nickname that his friends in the car club call him, cause he likes fast cars and fast women. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,599 Posted May 1, 2018 He has good taste in golf shirts. I have a few, compliments of him, thanks to SpEdEx Cup wagers. Â Cruzer is just a nickname that his friends in the car club call him, cause he likes fast cars and fast women. Â He has a secret crush on Ted Cruz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,087 Posted May 1, 2018 Â He has a secret crush on Ted Cruz I knew he was ghey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 316 Posted May 1, 2018 from 2001 to about 2008, I thought Cruzer was a black guy. thankfully I now know he's a bald, birdie-shootin', messican cowboy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 520 Posted May 1, 2018 I wonder what he does for a living. Definitely not fantasy sports 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,599 Posted May 1, 2018 from 2001 to about 2008, I thought Cruzer was a black guy. thankfully I now know he's a bald, birdie-shootin', messican cowboy. Â I used to think Eddie Andelman was black Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 316 Posted May 1, 2018  I used to think Eddie Andelman was black  yeah. Troy O'Leary and Trot Nixon always had me confused too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,599 Posted May 1, 2018 Â yeah. Troy O'Leary and Trot Nixon always had me confused too. Â I could only hear Eddie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,995 Posted May 1, 2018 from 2001 to about 2008, I thought Cruzer was a black guy. thankfully I now know he's a bald, birdie-shootin', messican cowboy. I just checked my junk........Still not black. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,995 Posted May 1, 2018 He has good taste in golf shirts. I have a few, compliments of him, thanks to SpEdEx Cup wagers. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
