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Cheeze it crackers or cheese nips...pick your weapon

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I prefer cheese its...the white cheddar grooves...awesome...more flavors and just an all around better flavor.

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weapon? are we fighting with them? Cool.

 

Cheese It's have sharper corners, can maybe even be thrown like a Ninja Star. I'll go with them.

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weapon? are we fighting with them? Cool.

 

Cheese It's have sharper corners, can maybe even be thrown like a Ninja Star. I'll go with them.

True but I feel like I can get more Cheese Nips shot off at you. I mean you better hit me with that ninja Cheez-It because there's a whole lot of nips coming at you.

 

Mmmmm.... sounds hot.

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Gold Fish :bandana:

No way. No f****** way. Too light And they're not even pointy to do damage.

 

If I have a chip of choice I'm going with a bugle. Solid enough weight pointy as hell, those ridges will just charge your ass

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I prefer cheese its...the white cheddar grooves...awesome...more flavors and just an all around better flavor.

 

Not sure exactly what the grooves are but yeah the white cheddar Cheeze-Its are the sh1t :thumbsup:

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No way. No f****** way. Too light And they're not even pointy to do damage.

 

If I have a chip of choice I'm going with a bugle. Solid enough weight pointy as hell, those ridges will just charge your ass

They smile back at you lulling you into a sense of security just before they kill you. :)

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Pringles. I'm confident if held correctly I could go sharia on your neck. Plus they are super salty so if they happened to fail to cut off your head I would just rub my fingers in your eyes blinding you and then kick you in the nads.

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I'm thinking I could put a pretzel on / through every finger and create brass pretzel knuckles to beat you with.

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I'm thinking I could put a pretzel on / through every finger and create brass pretzel knuckles to beat you with.

You'd prolly use a soft pretzel though. :doh:

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Ritz crackers suck now. What happened? Did they make them healthier or something? They crumble so easy.

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weapon? are we fighting with them? Cool.

 

Cheese It's have sharper corners, can maybe even be thrown like a Ninja Star. I'll go with them.

Its the fight against hunger.

 

I am going to go with cheese nips. Because nips

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