Ass Wednesday

[edjr 6,584]

If I were a scam artist or one of those con artists that likes to dupe people and steal their money. 

People walking around with dirt on their foreheads will believe anything you sell them

[drobeski 3,061]

You should walk around with fetus tissue on your forehead in protest.

[kutulu 1,676]

Don't sell yerself short...yer an ass everyday 

[NEWPOSTERGUY! 288]

can Christian Indians get ashes on their Bindis?

[edjr 6,584]

13 minutes ago, drobeski said:

Please don't make fun of my make believe stuff 

[vuduchile 1,945]

Do a moon landing on yourself hall monitor.  I'm pretty sure you do this one every year.  

[edjr 6,584]

1 minute ago, vuduchile said:

Do a moon landing on yourself hall monitor.  I'm pretty sure you do this one every year.  

[drobeski 3,061]

26 minutes ago, edjr said:

What's super hero movies and survivor have to do with this ?

[jerryskids 6,796]

1 hour ago, vuduchile said:

Do a moon landing on yourself hall monitor.  I'm pretty sure you do this one every year.  

He's dumb on a lot of levels.  I'm a lapsed Catholic but I respect people who sacrifice during Lent.  Most major religions have some fasting period which has been shown to be beneficial to our long-term health.  But, geniuses like edjr have solved the world's metaphysical questions, so we are lucky to have them around. 

[vuduchile 1,945]

3 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

He's dumb on a lot of levels.  I'm a lapsed Catholic but I respect people who sacrifice during Lent.  Most major religions have some fasting period which has been shown to be beneficial to our long-term health.  But, geniuses like edjr have solved the world's metaphysical questions, so we are lucky to have them around. 

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[NorthernVike 2,086]

8 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

He's dumb on a lot of levels.  I'm a lapsed Catholic but I respect people who sacrifice during Lent.  Most major religions have some fasting period which has been shown to be beneficial to our long-term health.  But, geniuses like edjr have solved the world's metaphysical questions, so we are lucky to have them around. 

It's called "Recovering Catholic"

 

Also not a single pic or gif.  Phail

[tanatastic 2,062]

9 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

 But, geniuses like edjr have solved the world's metaphysical questions, so we are lucky to have them around. 

Pretty much, yea. I have solved all the questions of anything metaphysical, divine, supernatural, spiritual etc. Here’s the solution....none of it exists. Very simple, inarguable, indisputable and irrefutable.

[edjr 6,584]

13 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

He's dumb on a lot of levels.  I'm a lapsed Catholic but I respect people who sacrifice during Lent.  Most major religions have some fasting period which has been shown to be beneficial to our long-term health.  But, geniuses like edjr have solved the world's metaphysical questions, so we are lucky to have them around. 

Close your eyes and wish, he's real. 

[kutulu 1,676]

11 minutes ago, vuduchile said:

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[tanatastic 2,062]

1 minute ago, edjr said:

Close your eyes and wish, he's real. 

That doesn’t work unless you click your heels 3 times and chant the magic words.

[jerryskids 6,796]

1 minute ago, tanatastic said:

That doesn’t work unless you click your heels 3 times and chant the magic words.

How did the universe come to exist, and why?

[vuduchile 1,945]

Just now, jerryskids said:

How did the universe come to exist, and why?

getcha popcorn ready, unless you're giving it up for lent

[vuduchile 1,945]

5 minutes ago, kutulu said:

 

Solid

 

[tanatastic 2,062]

1 minute ago, jerryskids said:

How did the universe come to exist, and why?

No possible answer to this question could help either side of the debate. I can tell you it didn’t come to exist by Jesus riding in on a dinosaur and sprinkling fairy dust everywhere though. The existence of something as vast and infinite as the universe is too mind boggling to comprehend. 

[vuduchile 1,945]

2 minutes ago, tanatastic said:

 The existence of something as vast and infinite as the universe is too mind boggling to comprehend. 

I agree with this.  

[jerryskids 6,796]

3 minutes ago, tanatastic said:

No possible answer to this question could help either side of the debate. I can tell you it didn’t come to exist by Jesus riding in on a dinosaur and sprinkling fairy dust everywhere though. The existence of something as vast and infinite as the universe is too mind boggling to comprehend. 

Luckily for us, others don't think so and are studying it.  Is the universe "infinite" or is there an end?  How can something be infinite?  Was there a start to time, or did the universe always exist?

Also you get stuck in your snarky attitude towards Jesus and religions which humans worship.  I'm talking about a creator, or creators.  It's a fascinating topic if one dares to explore it.  But hey, you've got it figured out. 

[vuduchile 1,945]

Just now, jerryskids said:

Luckily for us, others don't think so and are studying it.  Is the universe "infinite" or is there an end?  How can something be infinite?  Was there a start to time, or did the universe always exist?

Also you get stuck in your snarky attitude towards Jesus and religions which humans worship.  I'm talking about a creator, or creators.  It's a fascinating topic if one dares to explore it.  But hey, you've got it figured out. 

It's beyond incredible. 

[NorthernVike 2,086]

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[edjr 6,584]

What boggles the mind is how people whom are seemingly intelligent, can have little to no common sense. It's like you can't have both.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Why is there no wifi in church?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Because God can't complete with an invisible all knowing power that actually works. 

[vuduchile 1,945]

5 hours ago, edjr said:

What boggles the mind is how people whom are seemingly intelligent, can have little to no common sense. It's like you can't have both.

Common sense tells me that the odds of everything coming together just so and producing a “Big Bang” that resulted in our Universe is so minuscule that not even you would bet on it.  

The Big Bang Theory has a very small chance of creating life. The chance of the Big Bang Theory happening 1/10^230. Theoretically, the chances of winning the lottery 5 times in a row is a higher probability than the Big Bang happening.

The lottery is a stupid tax, but the Big Bang theory is indisputable science.  Is that how it goes? 

[kutulu 1,676]

5 minutes ago, vuduchile said:

Common sense tells me that the odds of everything coming together just so and producing a “Big Bang” that resulted in our Universe is so minuscule that not even you would bet on it.  

The Big Bang Theory has a very small chance of creating life. The chance of the Big Bang Theory happening 1/10^230. Theoretically, the chances of winning the lottery 5 times in a row is a higher probability than the Big Bang happening.

The lottery is a stupid tax, but the Big Bang theory is indisputable science.  Is that how it goes? 

So you're saying there's a chance.

[tanatastic 2,062]

3 hours ago, vuduchile said:

Common sense tells me that the odds of everything coming together just so and producing a “Big Bang” that resulted in our Universe is so minuscule that not even you would bet on it.  

The Big Bang Theory has a very small chance of creating life. The chance of the Big Bang Theory happening 1/10^230. Theoretically, the chances of winning the lottery 5 times in a row is a higher probability than the Big Bang happening.

The lottery is a stupid tax, but the Big Bang theory is indisputable science.  Is that how it goes? 

That’s where the real mind screw happens. It’s a low chance but the universe has existed for an infinite amount of time so in infinity, the chances of something low chance go up in a way. It’s truly head explodingly crazy. Can’t say the universe started at a certain time, cuz what was before that? Whiteness? Blackness? That’s still universe. Can’t say it ends cuz what’s beyond that “wall”? Infinity ago and infinity in the future is just insane. Impossible to even fathom. I’m in fetal position sucking my thumb just trying.

[wiffleball 4,790]

We're just about the exact right moment in time for the Jews to start whining that Ash Wednesday is insensitive.

 

And, just because they hate being left out, Spike Lee will probably start writing editorials in the HuffPost about how partial blackface is every bit as bad as total blackface.

 

And while we're at it, survivors of the California wildfires will claim that Ash Wednesday triggers their PTSD.

 

Yeah, I think that pretty well covers it.

 

Except, Kelly Bundy or Ashley Judd or Rose McGowan or one of those dipshitz will probably start telling us that Ashes cause autism.

[edjr 6,584]

 

That line about dirty sanchez on your forehead, was new. I just made that up

[Engorgeous George 2,331]

On 3/7/2019 at 12:03 AM, wiffleball said:

We're just about the exact right moment in time for the Jews to start whining that Ash Wednesday is insensitive.

 

And, just because they hate being left out, Spike Lee will probably start writing editorials in the HuffPost about how partial blackface is every bit as bad as total blackface.

 

And while we're at it, survivors of the California wildfires will claim that Ash Wednesday triggers their PTSD.

 

Yeah, I think that pretty well covers it.

 

Except, Kelly Bundy or Ashley Judd or Rose McGowan or one of those dipshitz will probably start telling us that Ashes cause autism.

A young Ashly Judd could tell me anything and I would have listened.  Now, not so.

[frank 2,306]

I have to think this thread would be much better if it had been started by Bunny. 

[jerryskids 6,796]

I remember this thread and my posts in it.  Since then I've learned more about Einstein's special theory of relativity; how time and distance are relative to speed (his general theory is more complex and I haven't gotten into that yet).  Anyway, adds a whole 'nother variable to the creation mystery.