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I don't know what's worse: wanting a candle that smells like snatch, or spending $75 (before shipping) for a focking candle. 

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4 minutes ago, DonS said:

I don't know what's worse: wanting a candle that smells like snatch, or spending $75 (before shipping) for a focking candle. 

$75?? Fock off with that sh1t

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What’s the cost per ounce vs an M-16? 

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No fish oil in the ingredients. I call BS.

 

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Just now, 5-Points said:

No fish oil in the ingredients. I call BS.

 

Hopefully it's HPV-free.  That sh1t is dangerous. They better put a "don't lick the candle" warning on it before someone gets throat cancer and sues. 

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3 minutes ago, DonS said:

Hopefully it's HPV-free.  That sh1t is dangerous. They better put a "don't lick the candle" warning on it before someone gets throat cancer and sues. 

Good point. They should prolly put a "Danger: Hot Wax" warning on it too before some incel tries to stick his d!ck in it. 

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2 minutes ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

on the moon???

front page for christsake

 

I dont scroll past 3-4 posts...lol

Sorry to roon your day...

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If it wasn't $75, I might give one out as a prank.

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1 minute ago, Kanil said:

If it wasn't $75, I might give one out as a prank.

I wouldn't be at all surprised if joke puzzy candles start becoming available online. 

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I wonder how much a candle that smells like Michael Moores taint would go for? 

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1 hour ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

I wonder how much a candle that smells like Michael Moores taint would go for? 

Reporting you to the FBI for WMDs.

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On 1/13/2020 at 12:41 AM, DonS said:

I don't know what's worse: wanting a candle that smells like snatch, or spending $75 (before shipping) for a focking candle. 

I'd buy it if it were more reasonable priced and it truly smelled like snatch.

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2 minutes ago, Voltaire said:

I'd buy it if it were more reasonable priced and it truly smelled like snatch.

Let me clarify, I don't but scented candles but if I did, this'd be the one I would want.

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Gwynyth Paltrow is making an absolute killing selling products like this and other complete nonsense mystical magical things. Just highway robbery of suckers.

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