Fiona Apple - Remember her?

[edjr 6,898]

Was so sad her father Steve Jobs left her nothing in his will. Look what became of her?

No really. How is she still alive? One of the great upsets of the 21st century

[TBayXXXVII 2,669]

Never heard of her.  Who is she?

[edjr 6,898]

 

[nobody 2,882]

I liked that song Shadowboxer.

 

[KSB2424 3,173]

Smoking hot

[edjr 6,898]

1 minute ago, KSB2424 said:

Smoking hot

ewwww. she was anorexic and looking all cracked out. 

[Hawkeye21 2,454]

11 minutes ago, edjr said:

ewwww. she was anorexic and looking all cracked out. 

Still had something sexy about her back then.

[DonS 3,319]

2 minutes ago, Hawkeye21 said:

Still had something sexy about her back then.

Well she was a bad, bad girl afterall... 

[Utilit99 4,099]

42 minutes ago, edjr said:

Was so sad her father Steve Jobs left her nothing in his will. Look what became of her?

No really. How is she still alive? One of the great upsets of the 21st century

What happened to her?

[Utilit99 4,099]

37 minutes ago, edjr said:

 

Focking always loved this song. It is awesome to hear in car for a turn up the volume song. 

[edjr 6,898]

1 minute ago, Utilit99 said:

What happened to her?

Nothing. I figured she was dead. Not sure why I thought of her.

[Utilit99 4,099]

No wonder why she changed her last name:  

Father: Brandon Maggart is an American actor, painter and author. Wikipedia

Born: December 12, 1933 (age 88 years), Carthage, TN

Nationality: American

Children: Fiona Apple, Maude Maggart, Spencer Maggart, Garett Maggart, Jennifer Maggart, Julienne Maggart, Justine Maggart

[DonS 3,319]

She should pull a John Cougar Mellencamp move and start performing as Fiona Apple Maggart. 

[Utilit99 4,099]

3 minutes ago, DonS said:

She should pull a John Cougar Mellencamp move and start performing as Fiona Apple Maggart. 

What if she just called herself Maggart Apple. That would go over big with record companies. 

[edjr 6,898]

1 minute ago, Utilit99 said:

What if she just called herself Maggart Apple. That would go over big with record companies. 

Maga Apple

[Utilit99 4,099]

4 minutes ago, edjr said:

Maga Apple

Winner!!

[MLCKAA 586]

I can think of about 50 different ways to destroy that box.

 Having said that, she always seemed to be trying too hard to play the part.

Always thought Poe had a better vibe and more legit daddy issues

https://youtu.be/lrygAv93Ick

 

ETA:  ooh, looks like I don’t know how to post a video…

[KSB2424 3,173]

2 hours ago, edjr said:

ewwww. she was anorexic and looking all cracked out. 

So sexy

[edjr 6,898]

1 hour ago, KSB2424 said:

So sexy

Did you find Manute Bol sexy too?

[porkbutt 897]

3 hours ago, edjr said:

Nothing. I figured she was dead. Not sure why I thought of her.

cool thread GFIAFP...you two had more in common than you thought!

 

eta: agree with KSB...i liked her back in the day.

[edjr 6,898]

5 minutes ago, porkbutt said:

cool thread GFIAFP...you two had more in common than you thought!

 

lol I typed 2 sentences, not a book.  Quick, to the jeep

[KSB2424 3,173]

39 minutes ago, edjr said:

Did you find Manute Bol sexy too?

Well no, I like women.  

[Utilit99 4,099]

Great song, terrible video. 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,597]

 Skank from the start. 

[KSB2424 3,173]

2 hours ago, porkbutt said:

eta: agree with KSB...i liked her back in the day.

That was a cool song and video way back in the day and yes she was smoking hot.  Of course one of the things my dad mentioned was "Son, find a skinny one because over time they only get bigger".  Attention any 20 something out there reading this, all 1 of you.  Find a skinny one. Or you could be edjr and just run through a bunch of middle aged women because your childhood sucked and you are incapable of true love.  

We all have our demons. 

[EternalShinyAndChrome 4,339]

6 hours ago, KSB2424 said:

Smoking hot

Are you on crack like she is?

https://time.com/5823031/fiona-apple-fetch-bolt-cutters-review/

She's looks like she was rode hard and put up wet.  Father time has not been good to her.  Yikes!

[Mike Honcho 5,432]

5 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

Are you on crack like she is?

https://time.com/5823031/fiona-apple-fetch-bolt-cutters-review/

She's looks like she was rode hard and put up wet.  Father time has not been good to her.  Yikes!

I just threw up in my mouf.

 

 

 

[KSB2424 3,173]

10 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

Are you on crack like she is?

https://time.com/5823031/fiona-apple-fetch-bolt-cutters-review/

She's looks like she was rode hard and put up wet.  Father time has not been good to her.  Yikes!

You just posted the worst picture you could find of her at age 45 with no makeup.  Even though she's been a "crackhead" for 20 years now. 

Lets see a picture of your wife....today....no make up.  I'll hang up and watch.

[EternalShinyAndChrome 4,339]

4 minutes ago, KSB2424 said:

You just posted the worst picture you could find of her at age 45 with no makeup.  Even though she's been a "crackhead" for 20 years now. 

Lets see a picture of your wife....today....no make up.  

Jesus H - @Mike Honcho just posted a current video of her NOW.  This girl looks like she's enjoyed every minute of the sex, drugs and alternative lifestyle.

Also, I only had pictures of your wife: https://api.time.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/lizzie-velasquez.jpg?quality=85&w=1012

[EternalShinyAndChrome 4,339]

6 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said:

I just threw up in my mouf.

 

 

 

Holy Shnikes!  It's worse than I thought! 

[EternalShinyAndChrome 4,339]

Probably should just call her Rotten Apple at this point.

[nobody 2,882]

I have a cousin-in-law that's strung out.  Acts similarly to that video.  

[EternalShinyAndChrome 4,339]

1 minute ago, nobody said:

I have a cousin-in-law that's strung out.  Acts similarly to that video.  

She sounds like a simpleton.  No, really, she don't sound that bright.

[KSB2424 3,173]

8 minutes ago, nobody said:

I have a cousin-in-law that's strung out.  Acts similarly to that video.  

That video was from 1996.  25 years ago. The point of the video was that she was a criminal to partying and her abusive man.  JFC, I'm glad y'all got <somewhat> of the point.

How many strung out crack heads you know lived 25 years later?  

I'm sure EternalShinyAndChrome dude from Wisconsin who posts on fftoday pulls way better. 

 

[nobody 2,882]

I was talking about the Happy Sunday 2021-10-03 video.  Laughing at sh¡t that's not funny.  Random stories that make no sense.  Rambling. That's some tweaker sh¡t

[KSB2424 3,173]

1 minute ago, nobody said:

I was talking about the Happy Sunday 2021-10-03 video.

That video looks like a happy hippy chick to me.   What's "cracked out" about it?  Clearly speaking, not weirding out.....

[nobody 2,882]

Laughing at sh¡t that's not funny.  Random stories that make no sense.  Rambling. That's some tweaker sh¡t

Maybe this person that performs in front of audiences all the time was nervous putting together a video.

[nobody 2,882]

And don't forget becoming good friends with some high schooler she met in an alley.

[KSB2424 3,173]

7 minutes ago, nobody said:

Laughing at sh¡t that's not funny (to you).  Random stories that make no sense.  Rambling. That's some tweaker sh¡t (yeah, no, that's just chill stoned on weed talk)
Maybe this person that performs in front of audiences all the time was nervous putting together a video. 

I fixed it for you.

Dude, tweakers are way weirder, not as articulate...and don't live 25 years of doing that hard shiot. 

[KSB2424 3,173]

I will die on this hill.