Frozenbeernuts 1,653 Posted January 22, 2022 If you're in the mood just grab the D. We will know what it means. No guessing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,798 Posted January 22, 2022 And when you're not in the mood just relax and go with it. It'll be over in a few minutes and then you can get back to what you were doing. 1 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,312 Posted January 22, 2022 I'm dating a chick right now, the first time in 15 years. She instigates sex, which is absurd to me. I am so not used to this and quite honestly, if you instigated it once a week I'm down, but daily, I'm 49. I'd rather take a nap than have sex. Leave my D alone. 3 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,741 Posted January 22, 2022 2 hours ago, 5-Points said: And when you're not in the mood just relax and go with it. I'll be over in a few minutes and then you can get back to what you were doing. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,661 Posted January 22, 2022 1 hour ago, fandandy said: I'm dating a chick right now, the first time in 15 years. She instigates sex, which is absurd to me. I am so not used to this and quite honestly, if you instigated it once a week I'm down, but daily, I'm 49. I'd rather take a nap than have sex. Leave my D alone. yep these women in their 40's are insatiable, I can give them a good 2 hour session but then leave me alone the rest of the night at least Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,553 Posted January 22, 2022 And in addition, please STFU, we do not need to know your every thought and feeling on every focking thing that is transpiring every focking minute of the day...... 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,913 Posted January 22, 2022 I agree with the message, but, if a tree falls in the forest… Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MLCKAA 421 Posted January 22, 2022 What most women don’t understand is this: suck or fck, and everything will be fine with the relationship. There will be no problems as long as you are making me ejaculate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,958 Posted January 22, 2022 Women bosses suck. Even women say that. What can be said in one minute turns into a ten minute, one way conversation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,312 Posted January 22, 2022 6 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said: Women bosses suck. Even women say that. What can be said in one minute turns into a ten minute, one way conversation. But they do have t1ts. So at least there is something to stare at as they ramble on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The PosterFormerlyKnownAs 61 Posted January 23, 2022 7 hours ago, fandandy said: I'm dating a chick right now, the first time in 15 years. She instigates sex, which is absurd to me. I am so not used to this and quite honestly, if you instigated it once a week I'm down, but daily, I'm 49. I'd rather take a nap than have sex. Leave my D alone. Easy way to solve that … marry her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,312 Posted January 23, 2022 1 hour ago, The PosterFormerlyKnownAs said: Easy way to solve that … marry her. This man is a genius. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,312 Posted January 23, 2022 It's gotten to the point where during sex I'm like looking for something that might make me think of something else. Not that she's not sexy but like, we just did this last night, so I'm staring at her purse on the floor by the couch and trying to imagine that she's the babysitter but she's like almost forty and no matter how hard I try, I can't get past that reality. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,312 Posted January 23, 2022 Who hires a forty-year-old babysitter? I know I can't afford a nanny so it doesn't work for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,681 Posted January 24, 2022 ...and not all of you should wear skin-tight leggings. If there were a thousand camel pedicurists, it wouldn't be enough for all the camel toes out there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites