Cloaca du jour 2,078 Posted April 7, 2022 1 minute ago, edjr said: Tiger is looking focking fantastic!!!! Got a leg up on the competition Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,643 Posted April 7, 2022 Scheffler zooch appears to have worked. Fock you, you ugly sum b1tch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,202 Posted April 7, 2022 Nice first hole Henley Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Horseman 1,578 Posted April 7, 2022 Fat face fok Si Woo Kim is a master bogie black belt! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Horseman 1,578 Posted April 7, 2022 Plus 8 already. High score wins! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,078 Posted April 7, 2022 Matt wolff should quit golf. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,078 Posted April 7, 2022 32 minutes ago, Horseman said: Plus 8 already. High score wins! Matt wolf +8 with 6 holes left. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,202 Posted April 7, 2022 1 hour ago, edjr said: Scheffler zooch appears to have worked. Fock you, you ugly sum b1tch The guy who is one shot off the lead? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,497 Posted April 7, 2022 9 minutes ago, WhiteWonder said: The guy who is one shot off the lead? Ed has very high expectations. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,643 Posted April 7, 2022 27 minutes ago, WhiteWonder said: The guy who is one shot off the lead? He sucks! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fumbleweed 437 Posted April 7, 2022 So far, the guys who have been on form in 2022 are dominating the leaderboard. Smith, Scheffler, Niemann, Berger, Horschel. All out with success. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,202 Posted April 7, 2022 17 minutes ago, edjr said: He sucks! You call me a whiner Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,202 Posted April 7, 2022 10 minutes ago, Fumbleweed said: So far, the guys who have been on form in 2022 are dominating the leaderboard. Smith, Scheffler, Niemann, Berger, Horschel. All out with success. Smith was definitely who I wanted. Might regret not taking horschel. Niemann and Berger I wouldn’t have picked at my turn but would have loved to have. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,643 Posted April 7, 2022 15 minutes ago, WhiteWonder said: Smith was definitely who I wanted. Might regret not taking horschel. Niemann and Berger I wouldn’t have picked at my turn but would have loved to have. Me too (Smiff), but no change picking #1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,643 Posted April 7, 2022 Sungjae Im a fat faced fock Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,078 Posted April 7, 2022 35 minutes ago, WhiteWonder said: Smith was definitely who I wanted. Might regret not taking horschel. Niemann and Berger I wouldn’t have picked at my turn but would have loved to have. Its the masters...shake a few loose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,078 Posted April 7, 2022 I noticed no cellphones in the crowd...love it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,643 Posted April 7, 2022 14 minutes ago, Cloaca du jour said: I noticed no cellphones in the crowd...love it. never have been, they have a bank of "free" payphones to use if needed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,078 Posted April 7, 2022 Freakin double bogie on 18....fin cam smiff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lod001 1,241 Posted April 7, 2022 2 minutes ago, Cloaca du jour said: Freakin double bogie on 18....fin cam smiff. Quite a few doubles on # 18. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Horseman 1,578 Posted April 7, 2022 4 hours ago, Cloaca du jour said: Matt wolf +8 with 6 holes left. My team is +16. They are all fat fok faces! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,078 Posted April 7, 2022 5 hours ago, edjr said: Scheffler zooch appears to have worked. Fock you, you ugly sum b1tch You having a TIA? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,202 Posted April 7, 2022 2 hours ago, Cloaca du jour said: Freakin double bogie on 18....fin cam smiff. bookend doubles for his round and still finished -4 ive got Bruce Ditka 3 jacking for bogey on 11, bogey 12, bogey 13.. no dudes under par Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,202 Posted April 8, 2022 The Masters Round One 1. Alias -8 (-5,-3,E) 2. Cloaca -6 (-4,-1,-1) 3. Edjr -6 (-3,-2,-1) *tie break 5th golfer +3 4 KSB -6 (-3,-2,-1) 5. Lager -3 (-2,-1,E) 6. Dain -1 (-1,-1,+1) *tie break 2nd golfer -1 7. Fumble -1 (-1, E, E) 8. Wonder +3 (+1,+1,+,1) 9. Horse +4 (E, +1, +3) 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,202 Posted April 8, 2022 Not a single golfer level par or better. I #edjr. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,086 Posted April 8, 2022 Tomorrow is going to be a roller coaster Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 931 Posted April 8, 2022 Tiger is incredible. Still able to hang with all these guys and he’s been cut open more then Holly Sonders 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fumbleweed 437 Posted April 8, 2022 1 hour ago, dain11279 said: Tiger is incredible. Still able to hang with all these guys and he’s been cut open more then Holly Sonders I think he gave it all he had today. I think tomorrow could be difficult for him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,202 Posted April 8, 2022 3 minutes ago, Fumbleweed said: I think he gave it all he had today. I think tomorrow could be difficult for him. I can certainly hope Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,643 Posted April 8, 2022 On 4/4/2022 at 4:02 PM, edjr said: A/D I'm a fat faced fock Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
huskyhater75 242 Posted April 8, 2022 On 4/3/2022 at 11:12 PM, Utilit99 said: This is the best of rusty. Focking awesome. Keep it coming dude. Rusty? You MUST have been referring to your mom and meant to use the word CRUSTY. Your attempts at humor make you look the @$$-not funny, maybe to a 3rd grader. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
huskyhater75 242 Posted April 8, 2022 11 hours ago, edjr said: Tiger is looking focking fantastic!!!! Yeah he was today, but we'll see if his legs hold up. They look quite a bit skinnier than before the wreck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted April 8, 2022 2 hours ago, huskyhater75 said: Rusty? You MUST have been referring to your mom and meant to use the word CRUSTY. Your attempts at humor make you look the @$$-not funny, maybe to a 3rd grader. YES!!! Running loose late night. Rusty must have had a glass of white wine and is pulling out #3. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,643 Posted April 8, 2022 7 hours ago, huskyhater75 said: Yeah he was today, but we'll see if his legs hold up. They look quite a bit skinnier than before the wreck. Hmm that's weird, He clearly never missed arm day Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,078 Posted April 8, 2022 Golf geeks. Anyone remember when Sam Snead used to hit the ceremonial first shot? He had suffered a mini stoke a week before..his son teed it up for him and he swung at it...it went about 100 yds into the gallery and hit a guy in the face. Snead fell over after the shot. I wonder if video of that exists?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,643 Posted April 8, 2022 23 minutes ago, Cloaca du jour said: Golf geeks. Anyone remember when Sam Snead used to hit the ceremonial first shot? He had suffered a mini stoke a week before..his son teed it up for him and he swung at it...it went about 100 yds into the gallery and hit a guy in the face. Snead fell over after the shot. I wonder if video of that exists?? I'd be stoked to see that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,078 Posted April 8, 2022 33 minutes ago, edjr said: I'd be stoked to see that That was your takeaway? A misspelled word? Ok Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Horseman 1,578 Posted April 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Cloaca du jour said: Golf geeks. Anyone remember when Sam Snead used to hit the ceremonial first shot? He had suffered a mini stoke a week before..his son teed it up for him and he swung at it...it went about 100 yds into the gallery and hit a guy in the face. Snead fell over after the shot. I wonder if video of that exists?? I didn't find any video, plenty of articles about it though. "I got it off the ground," said the 89 year old three times Masters Champion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,643 Posted April 8, 2022 22 minutes ago, Horseman said: I didn't find any video, plenty of articles about it though. "I got it off the ground," said the 89 year old three times Masters Champion. Wow. imagine if your schlong touched the ground without you laying down 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Horseman 1,578 Posted April 8, 2022 3 minutes ago, edjr said: Wow. imagine if your schlong touched the ground without you laying down When I'm standing in the men's room with others in there I always say, " burr, the water is cold today". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
