What is the best thing that happened to you today?

[fandandy 3,312]

?

[Cloaca du jour 2,083]

Im off for easter.

[TommyGavin 790]

I gave a homeless person a dollar and he said I will be in his prayers tonight. 

[DuckStupid 40]

I pooped in the toilet. 

[fandandy 3,312]

2 hours ago, TommyGavin said:

I gave a homeless person a dollar and he said I will be in his prayers tonight. 

Awesome.

 

42 minutes ago, DuckStupid said:

I pooped in the toilet. 

And I am assuming put the soiled toilet paper into the trash can after.

[MTSkiBum 1,605]

I caught a 1-2 pound large mouth bass.

 

Fairly small and I only caught a single fish, but the lake looks promising.

 

[BunnysBastatrds 1,955]

Sang happy birthday to my birth mom after she told me a story about how she drank JD four months into her pregnancy with me. 
 

[Voltaire 4,593]

My son got a 100 on his Javascript test.

[MDC 5,975]

I had a deadline that I wasn’t going to meet get pushed back a week.  

[wiffleball 4,681]

Fire roasted mashed potato pizza with multiple cheeses garlic and thick bacon pieces.  

 

So happy.

[Utilit99 4,099]

Got paid $62.50 an hour for doing nothing for 8 hours again. Woke up at 2pm. Got laid.

Been having a couple drinks. Average day. 

[fandandy 3,312]

I just met a super cool dude from Nairobi Kenya who installed our new lotto machine.  I ask way too many questions because I am usually so bored but he had this accent that I thought was maybe Jamaican.  Nairobi, Kenya.  Born and raised.  Moved here when he was 25.  Met his wife after in Atlanta, Georgia where they now live.  She is from Tobago.  He owns a bar and a meat market in Nairobi. He goes back to visit twice a year.  I googled his bar as we are talking about it.  He was just this awesome human being with an accent and had I not asked one question I would have never known any of this which in the grand scheme of things may or may not matter but I am so glad that I asked.  

[phillybear 365]

Day drinking while on the clock. Since around 9 AM. 

Upstairs neighbor with bark-bark-for the love of God stop the-bark dog is moving in 2 weeks. 

Once I find where she moves to, she and the dog are dead. So focking dead. They will accidently drown in an untimely, freak cement mixer accident. I mean, I couldn't do it while they were still here. Too obvious. 

[posty 2,315]

23 hours ago, fandandy said:

What is the best thing that happened to you today?

Yesterday today or today today?