vuduchile 1,941 Posted September 15, 2022 https://metro.co.uk/2022/09/14/the-internet-thinks-a-chess-grandmaster-cheated-using-anal-beads-17370756/ What a sh!tty thing to do. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,979 Posted September 15, 2022 I thought this thread was going to be about your wife. Now I find out it's about Chess? How disappointing...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted September 15, 2022 Just now, Strike said: I thought this thread was going to be about your wife. Now I find out it's about Chess? How disappointing...... It could be about both Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,979 Posted September 15, 2022 4 minutes ago, vuduchile said: It could be about both A string of anal beads shaped like Pawns could really spice up the bedroom....... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craftsman 1,045 Posted September 15, 2022 Can't they cut off all communications in the room? Or is the communication to the wireless anal beads coming from in the room? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,206 Posted September 15, 2022 We need @edjr's expert advice on this subject. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted September 15, 2022 I think him blowing a load in his pants was a dead giveaway. BZZZZZ BZZZZZ BZZZZZ Checkmate! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted September 15, 2022 8 minutes ago, craftsman said: Can't they cut off all communications in the room? Or is the communication to the wireless anal beads coming from in the room? The call is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craftsman 1,045 Posted September 15, 2022 2 minutes ago, vuduchile said: The call is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE! I wonder if MLB batters can learn something from this. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted September 15, 2022 13 minutes ago, craftsman said: I wonder if MLB batters can learn something from this. The call is coming from INSIDE HIS ANUS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted September 15, 2022 15 minutes ago, craftsman said: I wonder if MLB batters can learn something from this. Would be awesome if opposing teams can deploy a jamming device that makes the beads go off like a Mexican jumping bean. It would then be obvious who the cheaters were as they frantically grab their asses. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craftsman 1,045 Posted September 15, 2022 7 minutes ago, DonS said: Would be awesome if opposing teams can deploy a jamming device that makes the beads go off like a Mexican jumping bean. It would then be obvious who the cheaters were as they frantically grab their asses. That would be funny except baseball players already kind of bounce around and grab themselves everywhere as it is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craftsman 1,045 Posted September 15, 2022 22 minutes ago, vuduchile said: The call is coming from INSIDE HIS ANUS! 1 buzz fastball 2 buzzes curveball 3 buzzes private message Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,645 Posted September 15, 2022 TAKE MY PAWN! TAKE MY PAWN TAKE MY PAWN! Ooh, your Bishop is so powerful!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pimpadeaux 2,271 Posted September 15, 2022 Maybe the deep state secretly implanted anal beads 81 million American butts prior to the 2020, buzzing them into voting for Biden. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,147 Posted September 16, 2022 I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Engorgeous George 1,177 Posted September 16, 2022 Trying to understand how this would work. With 16 pieces and multiple places each can be moved to it seems the communicastion would be difficult, like recieving morris code in your ass. Seems there would be susceptibility to miscounting vibrations. Still, maybe the kid practiced until he was fluent in Asscode. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted September 17, 2022 13 hours ago, frank said: I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine. Nice. Haven't thought of that song in years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted September 17, 2022 14 hours ago, Engorgeous George said: Trying to understand how this would work. With 16 pieces and multiple places each can be moved to it seems the communicastion would be difficult, like recieving morris code in your ass. Seems there would be susceptibility to miscounting vibrations. Still, maybe the kid practiced until he was fluent in Asscode. You don’t understand just how finely tuned these sphincters are. They probably do 1000 ass kegels a day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted September 17, 2022 18 hours ago, Engorgeous George said: Trying to understand how this would work. With 16 pieces and multiple places each can be moved to it seems the communicastion would be difficult, like recieving morris code in your ass. Seems there would be susceptibility to miscounting vibrations. Still, maybe the kid practiced until he was fluent in Asscode. Remember that you haven't officially made your move until you let go of the piece. So, you pick up each piece and pensively move it to every possible square, like "HMM, should I do this?" Then, when you finally hit the right piece/square combination, BZZZZZZZT. Pleasure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites