Have you ever spanked a woman with a belt during the shex?

[fandandy 3,313]

I did that last night.  At first, I kinda slapped her ass and she moaned like she liked it so then I took my belt off, (my pants were still on because I was wearing suspenders and jogging pants under my regular pants and I wear the suspenders that clip to my belt so I can carry my pocket knife) and I started whooping her with it.  She seemed okay with it but I kept asking, do you want me to stop?  She never told me to stop.  Anyway afterward she said she never heard me ask if she wanted me to stop.

Anyway, have you ever done this?  It was kinda kinky I guess.  I don't know if I'll do it again though.  It feels kind of weird.

[BeenHereBefore 1,467]

I stuck a bud light bottle up my one gf's twat once. She didn't ask me to remove it.

[lickin_starfish 1,893]

I've used my hand to spank your mom, but not a belt. I'll have to try it next time.

[Cloaca du jour 2,147]

I had one ages ago that liked spanking and biting...nipples and such.  She even checked my oil giving me a beejer..:shocking:

Not my cup of tea really...it didnt last.

[jerryskids 6,573]

1 hour ago, fandandy said:

I did that last night.  At first, I kinda slapped her ass and she moaned like she liked it so then I took my belt off, (my pants were still on because I was wearing suspenders and jogging pants under my regular pants and I wear the suspenders that clip to my belt so I can carry my pocket knife) and I started whooping her with it.  She seemed okay with it but I kept asking, do you want me to stop?  She never told me to stop.  Anyway afterward she said she never heard me ask if she wanted me to stop.

Anyway, have you ever done this?  It was kinda kinky I guess.  I don't know if I'll do it again though.  It feels kind of weird.

I'm trying to get a mental image of the bolded but failing.  That's probably a good thing.  You are having intercourse with two pairs of pants on? And how do suspenders help you carry a pocket knife?

I imagine Dueling Banjos playing during this scene tho.  Also there is probably a pron fetish site for this kind of dress.

[frank 2,276]

11 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

I'm trying to get a mental image of the bolded but failing.  That's probably a good thing.  You are having intercourse with two pairs of pants on? And how do suspenders help you carry a pocket knife?

I imagine Dueling Banjos playing during this scene tho.  Also there is probably a pron fetish site for this kind of dress.

I was sitting here reading your reply trying not to laugh but failing. 
 

me:

gf:

me: Nothing. It’s too stupid you don’t want to know. 
 

Also, the suspenders make me picture him wearing a clown nose for some reason. That’s some freaky sh1t. 

[Reality 3,100]

2 hours ago, fandandy said:

I did that last night.  At first, I kinda slapped her ass and she moaned like she liked it so then I took my belt off, (my pants were still on because I was wearing suspenders and jogging pants under my regular pants and I wear the suspenders that clip to my belt so I can carry my pocket knife) and I started whooping her with it.  She seemed okay with it but I kept asking, do you want me to stop?  She never told me to stop.  Anyway afterward she said she never heard me ask if she wanted me to stop.

Anyway, have you ever done this?  It was kinda kinky I guess.  I don't know if I'll do it again though.  It feels kind of weird.

Dude, what the actual fock... 2 pair of pants and suspenders AND a belt..... I can't even picture how that works. This story is incredible before you even get to hitting someone with the belt. 

Also, I don't think I've ever actually owned a pair of suspenders. They were a part of some rented formal wear etc. but, never owned a pair, I don't believe.

 

[fandandy 3,313]

47 minutes ago, Cloaca du jour said:

I had one ages ago that liked spanking and biting...nipples and such.  She even checked my oil giving me a beejer..:shocking:

Not my cup of tea really...it didnt last.

Checked my oil.  

[Big Guy 1,410]

2 hours ago, BeenHereBefore said:

I stuck a bud light bottle up my one gf's twat once. She didn't ask me to remove it.

evidently she was thisty

then spit it out and asked for a real beer

[bostonlager 2,664]

This thread is why I wish I lived in the time period of the show Mad Men. It’s not legal to make sure your wife is obedient anymore. 

[5-Points 3,395]

Paging @phillybear

Wait, you said spank, not choke. 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,319]

21 hours ago, BeenHereBefore said:

I stuck a bud light bottle up my one gf's twat once. She didn't ask me to remove it.

 

 I was going to remove it but, umhmm, Im a Coors lite guy.