Cowgirls sign Crapppernick

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

[squistion 2,202]

Link? 

[SUXBNME 1,503]

13 minutes ago, squistion said:

Link? 

https://www.dreamworks.com/trolls

[Gepetto 1,368]

Pimpadeaux = unfunny twat

[SUXBNME 1,503]

53 minutes ago, Gepetto said:

Pimpadeaux = unfunny twat

He's got cool kats, tho.

[EternalShinyAndChrome 4,106]

1 hour ago, Gepetto said:

Pimpadeaux = unfunny twat

This is irrefutable.

[Hardcore troubadour 15,433]

So this is the kind of hilarity I always hear about that the silverbacks had going back when this place was great?  So sorry I missed out on it. Dammit. 

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

This is an annual Internet tradition at this point, that this loser gets a contract somewhere when he actually doesn't.

Do you bench Stephen Davis, even on his bye week?

 

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

3 hours ago, SUXBNME said:

He's got cool kats, tho.

Best puzzy this side of the Mississippi, boyo.

[seafoam1 3,025]

30 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

This is an annual Internet tradition at this point, that this loser gets a contract somewhere when he actually doesn't.

Do you bench Stephen Davis, even on his bye week?

 

Troll.

[Mike Hunt 282]

At this point Kappy might be better and cheaper than Prescott.  Prescott is horrible.

[TBayXXXVII 2,546]

1 hour ago, Mike Hunt said:

At this point Kappy might be better and cheaper than Prescott.  Prescott is horrible.

I remember the days... not too long again, every football "expert" was falling all over themselves to tell us how great Prescott was.  The dude was never better than "average".

[edjr 6,592]

11 hours ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

So this is the kind of hilarity I always hear about that the silverbacks had going back when this place was great?  So sorry I missed out on it. Dammit. 

Maybe MDC made the trip to Jerry World to help woo him?

[seafoam1 3,025]

3 minutes ago, TBayXXXVII said:

I remember the days... not too long again, every football "expert" was falling all over themselves to tell us how great Prescott was.  The dude was never better than "average".

Including the team. 

Prescott signed a four-year, $160 million contract with the Cowboys in 2021

[TBayXXXVII 2,546]

Just now, seafoam1 said:

Including the team. 

Prescott signed a four-year, $160 million contract with the Cowboys in 2021

Idiots.

[edjr 6,592]

5 minutes ago, seafoam1 said:

Including the team. 

Prescott signed a four-year, $160 million contract with the Cowboys in 2021

Now show us the zeke contract

[seafoam1 3,025]

2 minutes ago, edjr said:

Now show us the zeke contract

 

Ezekiel Elliott signed a 6 year, $90,000,000 contract with the Dallas Cowboys, including a $7,500,000 signing bonus, $50,052,137 guaranteed, and an average annual salary of $15,000,000.

[Mike Hunt 282]

18 minutes ago, TBayXXXVII said:

I remember the days... not too long again, every football "expert" was falling all over themselves to tell us how great Prescott was.  The dude was never better than "average".

Yep, and he played Jerry like a fiddle for a new contract.  Should have let him walk.  

[edjr 6,592]

10 minutes ago, seafoam1 said:

 

Ezekiel Elliott signed a 6 year, $90,000,000 contract with the Dallas Cowboys, including a $7,500,000 signing bonus, $50,052,137 guaranteed, and an average annual salary of $15,000,000.

ouch 57 million guaranteed for a RB that's best years were behind him. 

[edjr 6,592]

23 minutes ago, TBayXXXVII said:

I remember the days... not too long again, every football "expert" was falling all over themselves to tell us how great Prescott was.  The dude was never better than "average".

Brock "HeSo" Purdy makes 1 million a year

[seafoam1 3,025]

1 minute ago, edjr said:

ouch 57 million guaranteed for a RB that's best years were behind him. 

When Jones likes his guy, he really likes his guy. I'm guessing that was all Jerry Jones?

[seafoam1 3,025]

Just now, edjr said:

Brock "HeSo" Purdy makes 1 million a year

 C'mon. Did you just make that up?

[edjr 6,592]

15 minutes ago, seafoam1 said:

 C'mon. Did you just make that up?

[TBayXXXVII 2,546]

1 hour ago, Mike Hunt said:

Yep, and he played Jerry like a fiddle for a new contract.  Should have let him walk.  

In Jerry's defense, he would've been racist had he not re-signed him for that money, so there is that.

[Gepetto 1,368]

Dak did put up some huge stats and got them to the playoffs back before that contract (and playoffs after that contract). The worst part is Jerry Jones during this season has said he want to sign Dak again.

[5-Points 3,533]

5 hours ago, seafoam1 said:

When Jones likes his guy, he really likes his guy. I'm guessing that was all Jerry Jones?

As an owner, that is a great trait to have. 

As a GM it gets you decades of being mired in mediocrity. 

 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,433]

Jerry Jones had to be talked out of drafting Johnny Manziel. He should have had the keys taken away and been put in a home then. 

[Fnord 2,272]

11 hours ago, TBayXXXVII said:

I remember the days... not too long again, every football "expert" was falling all over themselves to tell us how great Prescott was.  The dude was never better than "average".

He put up some solid fantasy numbers at times, though. Gotta remember that's how we evaluate these guys now.

[Hardcore troubadour 15,433]

Dak hasn’t been the same since the leg injury. 

[MDC 7,428]

2 minutes ago, Fnord said:

He put up some solid fantasy numbers at times, though. Gotta remember that's how we evaluate these guys now.

Guy in my 10 team league dropped him last week. I’ll be curious to see if anyone picks him up.

[TBayXXXVII 2,546]

16 hours ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Dak hasn’t been the same since the leg injury. 

He was always at his best after they established the run with Elliott.  The prior year (2018), was his best year (statistically), but it was the worst record the team had up to that point.  Elliott was the catalyst for that team, not Prescott.

• 2016 - Zeke runs for 1600 yards / 15 TD (Dallas 13-3)
• 2017 - Plays 10 games... team is 9-7, 3-3 in games Elliott was out and 6-4 with him.
• 2018 - Elliott 2000 total yards, team was 10-6
• 2019 - Prescott's best year, Zeke runs for 1350 yards and 12 TD's... why'd they go 8-8?  Top 5 offense/Top 10 defense.  Reason?  The killed the bad teams, lost to the good ones.  Their first 3 games were huge wins... they beat Giants, Washington, and the, Miami who combined for 12 wins.  The Giants had 4, Washington 3, and Miami 5.  They then lose to New Orleans (13 wins), Green Bay (13), and the Jets (7).  They beat the Eagles (9) and Giants (4).  The trend continues... beat the bad, lose to the good, split with the average, because you're average.

Ever since then, Zeke has been beaten up and not the same.  For years, we've been hearing how Elliott is killing Pollard.  Well, Elliott is gone... how's Pollard doing?  So/so, right?  Good against the bad (AZ, NYG, NE), bad against the good (NYJ, SF).  Team is so/so.  Shocking!!

The only people who didn't see that are people who hated on Elliott.