Week 16 FU Thread

[ric0 23]

Focks out to the Bills defense. After containing the Cowboys and now going against a second string QB, they have no sacks and no INTs. Gave up 10 points already. 

[Gratefulegg1973 261]

FU Joe Mixon.  Actually, F Cincy's coaching staff.  Yet another week with a backup QB and without your top WR, and you still absolutely refuse to hand the ball to Mixon.  Glad you got humiliated today.  

[Ramrock 17]

8 minutes ago, Gratefulegg1973 said:

FU Joe Mixon.  Actually, F Cincy's coaching staff.  Yet another week with a backup QB and without your top WR, and you still absolutely refuse to hand the ball to Mixon.  Glad you got humiliated today.  

Agreed 

[Law 241]

Another week where in one on my leagues some rando who has done jack all year, goes off. This week's edition? Pickens.

Oh! And Stafford? You couldn't throw anything to Ky Will? #AssHat

[ZeroTolerance 584]

FU to Allen and the Bills. Cook gets you to the 1, so you give it to Leonard Fournette's corpse and then Allen again.

[easilyscan 863]

31 minutes ago, ZeroTolerance said:

so you give it to Leonard Fournette's corpse

That made me laugh!

[ZeroTolerance 584]

And Cook fumbles to complete his worthless night.

[BufordT 427]

Since I won't be around later on let me hand out a nice little FU to Tyreek "looks like he's running up" Hill. This guy is suddenly more reliable paying child support than catching TD passes.

Also Darren Waller, I'm not playing him but I'm trying to set a single season FU record for one player.

[typhus 13]

11 hours ago, Gratefulegg1973 said:

FU Joe Mixon.  Actually, F Cincy's coaching staff.  Yet another week with a backup QB and without your top WR, and you still absolutely refuse to hand the ball to Mixon.  Glad you got humiliated today.  

I'm already ankle deep in the quicksand with that lame performance, and my opponent had Pickens of course...lol

[polecatt 474]

FU to Cooper Kupp!

The week I finally start you over Puka, and you go back to your mediocre self again!

[Gratefulegg1973 261]

FU to Derrick Henry and Saquon Barkley.  I have to start one of these scrubs.  Guarantee whichever one I start will have 14 yards, while the other will go for 100 and 3 TDs.  

 

[BufordT 427]

39 minutes ago, Gratefulegg1973 said:

FU to Derrick Henry and Saquon Barkley.  I have to start one of these scrubs.  Guarantee whichever one I start will have 14 yards, while the other will go for 100 and 3 TDs.  

Can you please start Saquon then?  

[makindollaz 51]

FU to my luck in general.

Thought I had an easy ride to the finals when I saw my opponent had G. Davis in his WR2, and Shaheed & Pickens in his FLX spots.

Either I have the crappiest luck ever or my opponent owns a Time Machine he’s not telling anyone about. 
 

Actually the truth is he has K. Allen & Pittman and would have never started 2 of the guys he did under normal circumstances.

[Super Cubs 153]

FU T Higgins I've started way to many times and go nothing. Now two really games on my bench.  

and now with a reverse jink FU Houston Texans

[Gratefulegg1973 261]

4 hours ago, BufordT said:

Can you please start Saquon then?  

Don't worry, obviously I did

[Gratefulegg1973 261]

FU DK Metcalf.  Actually, fock the homosexual relationship Geno Smith and Tyler Lockett have together.  3 f'n targets?  Get the fock out of here.  

F the Colts defense.  All 11 of them.  You all suck.  

[easilyscan 863]

2 minutes ago, Gratefulegg1973 said:

FU DK Metcalf.  Actually, fock the homosexual relationship Geno Smith and Tyler Lockett have together.  3 f'n targets?  Get the fock out of here. 

That was quick.

[JagFan 149]

FU to people who start complaining about their players before halftime.  Those folks deserve 0s from said players.

[easilyscan 863]

No FU's..........yet.

Just a tip of the hat to Joe Flacco. 

Deshaun Watson............. who needs the serial !@##@!

[rilett 15]

46 minutes ago, JagFan said:

FU to people who start complaining about their players before halftime.  Those folks deserve 0s from said players.

Amen 

[weepaws 3,157]

1 hour ago, easilyscan said:

No FU's..........yet.

Just a tip of the hat to Joe Flacco. 

Deshaun Watson............. who needs the serial !@##@!

Ray was right about Flacco, I tip my hat to Flacco and Ray.  

[ZeroTolerance 584]

FUs for Green Bay D and the Colts offense (killed Gay)

FUs pending for McBride, Achane
ETA: Chicago D

[weepaws 3,157]

I should have gone with Conner, I’m not to sure it’s going to cost me a victory, but I should have picked him. 

[Law 241]

Every week I believe in Pollard and almost every week is disappointment.

 

[ZeroTolerance 584]

17 minutes ago, Law said:

Every week I believe in Pollard and almost every week is disappointment.

 

No reason for us to believe in him when his coach has made it very clear HE doesn't.

[polecatt 474]

36 minutes ago, ZeroTolerance said:

No reason for us to believe in him when his coach has made it very clear HE doesn't.

His lack of a nose for the goal line is what cost them the game today

[polecatt 474]

FU to Kenneth Walker find the end zone!

[Gratefulegg1973 261]

Trey Mcbride had 6 catches for 31 yards.  Apparently, he just stood at the line of scrimmage all day, caught the ball, and fell forward?  

It's hard to give a FU to Mostert, but WTF buddy?  If you're hurt, stay out.  If not, get in the game.  Coming in for 1 play a quarter is ridiculous.

Once again, FU to Derrick Henry.  Start you 2 weeks in a row and you average 0.6 YPC.  I bench you this week, you go off.  As I said earlier, Barkley will now put up his patented 6 carries for 11 yards tomorrow.

Oh, and FU Mcmanus.  Thanks for the minus points today azzhole

[easilyscan 863]

6 hours ago, JagFan said:

FU to people who start complaining about their players before halftime.  Those folks deserve 0s from said players.

Not trying to start something, just genuinely curious as to why that would bother you ?

[easilyscan 863]

Would someone from Denver law-enforcement please put out an APB regarding the whereabouts of Courtland Sutton, age 28, & WR #1 for the Denver Broncos.

Thank You

 

[polecatt 474]

6 minutes ago, easilyscan said:

Would someone from Denver law-enforcement please put out an APB regarding the whereabouts of Courtland Sutton, age 28, & WR #1 for the Denver Broncos.

Thank You

 

He's been knocked out the game and won't return.

The entire force is busy looking for Jerry Jeudy, who hasn't even been targeted

[Law 241]

How does a team, through three quarters of a game, not have ONE completion to their top two WRs? Sutton AND Jeudy with nothing.

Sutton concussed himself. But where's Jeudy? He's been missing ALL year!

#JAG

[polecatt 474]

1 minute ago, Law said:

How does a team, through three quarters of a game, not have ONE completion to their top two WRs? Sutton AND Jeudy with nothing.

Sutton concussed himself. But where's Jeudy? He's been missing ALL year!

#JAG

All 4 years he's been in the NFL. He's garbage.

Steve Smith was correct about him

[easilyscan 863]

2 minutes ago, polecatt said:

He's been knocked out the game and won't return.

The entire force is busy looking for Jerry Jeudy, who hasn't even been targeted

Thanks for the update. RotoWorld hadn't posted this when I made my smart!@# comment. 

[polecatt 474]

1 minute ago, easilyscan said:

Thanks for the update. RotoWorld hadn't posted this when I made my smart!@# comment. 

Any time, probably wouldn't be a lot different if he was in the game from the looks of things

[JagFan 149]

6 hours ago, easilyscan said:

Not trying to start something, just genuinely curious as to why that would bother you ?

It’s just annoying when people whine for no reason.  I realize that’s what society has turned into, but one can hope for change.  It’s AxeElf’s fault.  If he was here to annoy me I wouldn’t even notice little things like this.

[Gratefulegg1973 261]

2 hours ago, JagFan said:

It’s just annoying when people whine for no reason.  I realize that’s what society has turned into, but one can hope for change.  It’s AxeElf’s fault.  If he was here to annoy me I wouldn’t even notice little things like this.

This is the FU thread.  Rational thought does not exist here.   That's the charm of the FU thread. 

[BufordT 427]

4 hours ago, JagFan said:

It’s just annoying when people whine for no reason.  I realize that’s what society has turned into, but one can hope for change.  It’s AxeElf’s fault.  If he was here to annoy me I wouldn’t even notice little things like this.

90% of my time spent in the FU threads is spent trying to reverse jinx my guys into playing better and to provide a modicum of humor, which I'm pretty sure I fail miserably at.  The other 10% is releasing some steam after a poor performance.  This year it might be more like 80%-20% but whatever.

[JagFan 149]

I totally get it.  

[JagFan 149]

In the spirit of, I guess this is a good place for me to say FU to the NCAA.  Florida State earned that playoff spot.  Shame on the NCAA for telling every other kid on that roster that they don’t matter even though they kept winning games after they lost their QB.  Let’s go Michigan!