Details released on bipartisan immigration bill that MAGAturds don't want because it vaporizes a Clownzo campaign issue

[The Real timschochet 6,421]

Most lopsided pro-conservative bill on border issues in my lifetime. But they still don’t want it. Trump wants a crisis at the border, unsolved for the election. That’s the bottom line. 

[Hardcore troubadour 14,934]

Imagine calling yourself a humanitarian and making people walk thousands of miles through the jungle and other terrain where they are robbed, raped and sometimes killed?  Why not just go pick them up and spare them the danger? And not  have their money go to criminals? 

[The Psychic Observer 496]

47 minutes ago, The Psychic Observer said:

Which ones broke the border that he should now cancel in order to fix the border?

crickets

[Hardcore troubadour 14,934]

2 minutes ago, The Psychic Observer said:

crickets

You win. Biden had nothing to do with the border crisis. Now that that is settled and  this deal is a no-go, what does Biden do now? 

[The Psychic Observer 496]

6 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

You win. Biden had nothing to do with the border crisis. Now that that is settled and  this deal is a no-go, what does Biden do now? 

He blames Trump for ordering the house not to even vote on the bill.

[The Real timschochet 6,421]

12 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Imagine calling yourself a humanitarian and making people walk thousands of miles through the jungle and other terrain where they are robbed, raped and sometimes killed?  Why not just go pick them up and spare them the danger? And not  have their money go to criminals? 

I would eagerly support a bill to pay for something like this. How about you? 

[TheNewGirl 1,347]

I find it interesting that Trump still has so much power over the current administration when he's not even holding ANY political office. 

[HellToupee 1,587]

32 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Imagine calling yourself a humanitarian and making people walk thousands of miles through the jungle and other terrain where they are robbed, raped and sometimes killed?  Why not just go pick them up and spare them the danger? And not  have their money go to criminals? 

Then exploiting their labor with low $ and a case of modelo

[Hardcore troubadour 14,934]

42 minutes ago, The Real timschochet said:

I would eagerly support a bill to pay for something like this. How about you? 

Of course I wouldn’t. I don’t claim it’s a humanitarian issue. Biden does . But claiming this is a humanitarian crises while subjecting people to those realities, when you know it’s happening , means this is nit a humanitarian crises. It’s a political gambit. So you can stop saying that. 

[Hardcore troubadour 14,934]

23 minutes ago, HellToupee said:

Then exploiting their labor with low $ and a case of modelo

That’s exactly what it is. Exploitation in the furtherance of a political goal. 

[Ron_Artest 1,059]

44 minutes ago, TheNewGirl said:

I find it interesting that Trump still has so much power over the current administration when he's not even holding ANY political office. 

Republicans control the house.

[seafoam1 2,802]

1 hour ago, Ron_Artest said:

Republicans control the house.

[Hardcore troubadour 14,934]

1 hour ago, Ron_Artest said:

Republicans control the house.

Yes they do. As an effeminate skinny black man once said, elections have consequences. 

[RaiderHaters Revenge 4,237]

2 hours ago, The Real timschochet said:

Most lopsided pro-conservative bill on border issues in my lifetime. But they still don’t want it. Trump wants a crisis at the border, unsolved for the election. That’s the bottom line. 

how in the fock

if you are a conservative who thinks this bill is ok with any constituents, well you arent really a conservative

 

[jonnyutah 248]

3 hours ago, The Real timschochet said:

Hilarious. 
 

ends catch and release. No amnesty for dreamers. Money for Israel which many Democrats are uneasy about so long as Netanyahu is in charge. But yeah it’s a Democrat wish list. Only in Trumpland. 

It does not end catch and release. It just changes the wording/mechanism of it and then speeds up the next step and ups the cost because we provide the attorneys instead of activists providing the attorneys. 

[jonnyutah 248]

3 hours ago, The Real timschochet said:

Most lopsided pro-conservative bill on border issues in my lifetime. But they still don’t want it. Trump wants a crisis at the border, unsolved for the election. That’s the bottom line. 

This wont work. I mean it might work with tribal loyalists, but they were guzzling whatever rhetoric gets spewed on this anyway. They dont even care if you told them honestly that it would increase immigration and all expenses associated with it. 

"Omg, more, gurgle girgle, omg yes!"

 

[TheNewGirl 1,347]

38 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Yes they do. As an effeminate skinny black man once said, elections have consequences. 

RuPaul? 

[Hardcore troubadour 14,934]

3 minutes ago, TheNewGirl said:

RuPaul? 

Ha. He’s nit that skinny though. Kinda butch 

[Ron_Artest 1,059]

 

[The Real timschochet 6,421]

13 minutes ago, Ron_Artest said:

 

But according to Raider and Strike they’re not conservative. Neither is Voltaire apparently. 

[Hardcore troubadour 14,934]

I’m surprised that a union that is going to get a boatload of money for pay, overtime, staffing and equipment and other goodies would endorse this. I’m sure they read the whole thing. Lol. They didn’t get past the part about multi millions.  Trust me. 

[Strike 5,186]

15 minutes ago, The Real timschochet said:

But according to Raider and Strike they’re not conservative. Neither is Voltaire apparently. 

Tim confirming that his opinions are formed by his overlords.  I'm capable of forming my own opinions based upon my own research.  But thanks for that confirmation Timmy!!!

[Reality 3,097]

54 minutes ago, Ron_Artest said:

 

Good God you people are morons, hey, this Bill is pure focking garbage but, I gotta tell ya... It's way better than the nothing the Biden administration is currently doing.

Thanks for the update dipshlt.

What's the the shelf life on this handle gutter? 

[jonnyutah 248]

"required" lol

Current written law requires detention. Weird that is being disobeyed. 

So now we are supposed to believe that not only will Biden follow this new law, but he wont use any of the exceptions he is allowed to use in this very bill and mayorkas wont use them either. 

 

[Pimpadeaux 2,404]

4 hours ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Of course I wouldn’t. I don’t claim it’s a humanitarian issue. Biden does . But claiming this is a humanitarian crises while subjecting people to those realities, when you know it’s happening , means this is nit a humanitarian crises. It’s a political gambit. So you can stop saying that. 

Perhaps if if they didn't see and hear the usual MAGAturd "wide open border" catastrophizing nonsense, they wouldn't take the perilous trek to get here.

Hey Lupita! The news says the U.S. border is wide open! Let's grab grandma and the kids and go!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hardcore troubadour 14,934]

4 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

Perhaps if if they didn't see and hear the usual MAGAturd "wide open border" catastrophizing nonsense, they wouldn't take the perilous trek to get here.

Hey Lupita! The news says the U.S. border is wide open! Let's grab grandma and the kids and go!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knows nothing about how they are being aided by leftist NGO’s to come here.  Nothing. But only before and after they make it through the most dangerous part of the journey. This idiot must think they pack a lunch and start walking. Or eat berries along the way. 

[shadrap 220]

7 hours ago, Fnord said:

Well, if historical form holds, he'll do his best to do something, but in actuality it won't matter because the GOP will never let him have what can be perceived as a political win in an election year. Details and reality of circumstances don't matter. At all.

reality of circumstances is that Biden created this crisis.   

fact.

[zsasz 361]

I, for one, welcome the new voters. Republicans are going to beg for this deal in about a year when these new voters propel Biden and the Democrats to victory in the House and Senate.  

 

 

[Pimpadeaux 2,404]

8 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Knows nothing about how they are being aided by leftist NGO’s to come here.  Nothing. But only before and after they make it through the most dangerous part of the journey. This idiot must think they pack a lunch and start walking. Or eat berries along the way. 

MAGAturd idiots say the border is "wide open." 

Of course we're going to see a surge when MAGAturds and their infotainment sources miscategorize the border as "wide open."

Might as well tell them jobs, food, medical care, homes, love and big ol' American hugs await them when they get here.

That'll stop 'em!

[Hardcore troubadour 14,934]

8 minutes ago, zsasz said:

I, for one, welcome the new voters. Republicans are going to beg for this deal in about a year when these new voters propel Biden and the Democrats to victory in the House and Senate.  

 

 

They’re going to be allowed to vote by November? Their asylum hearing dates aren’t for years. Another well informed citizen.  

[zsasz 361]

Just now, Hardcore troubadour said:

They’re going to be allowed to vote by November? Their asylum hearing dates aren’t for years. Another well informed citizen.  

 

We'll get them in.  You know we will.  

It's like you don't understand politicking at all,  Kid.   Those are OUR votes.  That's why they're coming here.  Pepe Sanchez will be voting with your fathers SS and ID.  Papa Troubadour will be voting Biden this election cycle; and there's not a damn thing you can do about it.

 

[zsasz 361]

2 minutes ago, zsasz said:

 

We'll get them in.  You know we will.  

It's like you don't understand politicking at all,  Kid.   Those are OUR votes.  That's why they're coming here.  Pepe Sanchez will be voting with your fathers SS and ID.  Papa Troubadour will be voting Biden this election cycle; and there's not a damn thing you can do about it.

 

 

LMAO!...AND YOUR MOMMA WILL BE VOTING TWICE FOR US!

[Hardcore troubadour 14,934]

4 minutes ago, zsasz said:

 

We'll get them in.  You know we will.  

It's like you don't understand politicking at all,  Kid.   Those are OUR votes.  That's why they're coming here.  Pepe Sanchez will be voting with your fathers SS and ID.  Papa Troubadour will be voting Biden this election cycle; and there's not a damn thing you can do about it.

 

Eh. 5/10

[The Real timschochet 6,421]

1 hour ago, Strike said:

Tim confirming that his opinions are formed by his overlords.  I'm capable of forming my own opinions based upon my own research.  But thanks for that confirmation Timmy!!!

The problem with my overlords is that sometimes they contradict each other, so it’s confusing. If only I could get George Soros and Taylor Swift on the phone at the same time, I could get some clear answers. But it never happens. 

[HellToupee 1,587]

“The border never closes”

[Hardcore troubadour 14,934]

400 million for lawyers, 25 million for the DEA. 

[Ron_Artest 1,059]

 

[Hardcore troubadour 14,934]

Love the fact the border is the most important issue to voters. Let’s keep talking about it. Love it 

[Ron_Artest 1,059]

 

[Hardcore troubadour 14,934]

McConnell out on this bill. Lankford not sure if he’ll vote for it. Lol.