Tom Brady Roast On Netflix (Live Tonight At 8 PM)

[BeenHereBefore 1,351]

Will check it out.

[weepaws 2,497]

I would rather eat pork roast.  

[EternalShinyAndChrome 2,618]

24 minutes ago, weepaws said:

I would rather eat pork roast.  

They serve pork roast in Hell?  Which circle are you in?  Which one is for charlatans?   

[weepaws 2,497]

9 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

They serve pork roast in Hell?  Which circle are you in?  Which one is for charlatans?   

Only you and all the others that deny Christ Jesus our Lord and Savior will know that answer.  Happy frying.  

[EternalShinyAndChrome 2,618]

Just now, weepaws said:

Only you and all the others that deny Christ Jesus our Lord and Savior will know that answer.  Happy frying.  

You're getting pork roast in your circle of Hell, not me.  Sounds like you're the one getting fried.

[kutulu 1,556]

Are we frying or roasting? 

[Mike Honcho 4,089]

What's next a roast of milk and white bread? 

[weepaws 2,497]

52 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said:

What's next a roast of milk and white bread? 

That’s Tom Brady.

[BeenHereBefore 1,351]

Great attention hoe Kevin Hart is hosting it. That guy needs to go away forever.

[EternalShinyAndChrome 2,618]

Brady looks all dolled up.  He's got too much makeup on.  Almost looks like a French wh0re from the 1700's.

[kutulu 1,556]

Will watch later as long as the response is decent. Sunday's at 8 are Naked and Afraid time for kutuluvision

[BeenHereBefore 1,351]

Great Hart is now trying to copy Eddie Murphy's stand up.

[thegeneral 1,491]

Just turned it on and caught most of Nikki Glaser. That was impressive.

[thegeneral 1,491]

Kim Kardashian dropping some bombs

[Hardcore troubadour 12,857]

54 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said:

Great attention hoe Kevin Hart is hosting it. That guy needs to go away forever.

He’s the Dave Grohl of comics. 

[Ron_Artest 765]

11 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

Just turned it on and caught most of Nikki Glaser. That was impressive.

Been downhill since Nikki.

[thegeneral 1,491]

1 minute ago, Ron_Artest said:

Been downhill since Nikki.

These two dudes are bombing. 

[kutulu 1,556]

Guess I'll stick with the hockey game for now

[Hardcore troubadour 12,857]

Bad News Bears Breaking Training is on MLB network. 

[Ron_Artest 765]

Tony Hincliffe brought it back.

Bellichick was actually quite good 

[thegeneral 1,491]

I had to pause so way behind. Edelman telling black and Hamas jokes

[thegeneral 1,491]

Followed it with an Aaron Hernadez hung joke whoa

[EternalShinyAndChrome 2,618]

Affleck sounds like he's drunk or he's had a stroke

[Ron_Artest 765]

Brady was terrible.  He's just not a likeable person.  His announcing career is gonna be short lived.

[BeenHereBefore 1,351]

20 minutes ago, Ron_Artest said:

Brady was terrible.  He's just not a likeable person.  His announcing career is gonna be short lived.

He's a c0cky ahole and showed in his jokes.

[supermike80 1,317]

8 hours ago, Ron_Artest said:

Brady was terrible.  He's just not a likeable person.  His announcing career is gonna be short lived.

Yup...In almost everything I have seen him n that isn't throwing footballs, he seems stiff and just kinda meh.  Never liked the guy.    So I agree with this 100%

[EternalShinyAndChrome 2,618]

8 hours ago, BeenHereBefore said:

He's a c0cky ahole and showed in his jokes.

 

48 minutes ago, supermike80 said:

Yup...In almost everything I have seen him n that isn't throwing footballs, he seems stiff and just kinda meh.  Never liked the guy.    So I agree with this 100%

Accurate assessments. 

The only people who killed it last night were Nikki Glaser, Tony Hinchcliffe and Kevin Hart.  Everyone else was either stiff or meh.   They also need to shorten these things to like an hour.  3 hours is way too long.

Also, I think Afflek either was drunk or had a stroke.   I noticed he had his left arm in his pocket during his entire routine and wouldn't move it at all.  But he was waving his right arm around all over the place.  Could be nothing, but he sounded like he had a stroke IMO.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,857]

I already saw him get roasted a couple of times. 

[EternalShinyAndChrome 2,618]

2 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

I already saw him get roasted a couple of times. 

By Eli Manning?

[Hardcore troubadour 12,857]

4 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

By Eli Manning?

Him and his team. 

[TBayXXXVII 2,154]

No interest.  Didn't watch.

[thegeneral 1,491]

I didn’t watch the whole thing but what I did was good. The bad stuff had trainwreck quality. The good stuff was so over the top was kind of shocking. 

No clue why Brady would agree to do this

[The Psychic Observer 197]

As a roast fan, I was pleasantly surprised.  I just assumed it would be PG rated with many topics off limits but Kevin Hart set the record straight to start.  I enjoy comedy and people that can laugh at each other and themselves.

[Mike Honcho 4,089]

Seemed he got a little upset at the Kraft/massage joke.  Lighten up Francis. 

[Bert 1,101]

12 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said:

Seemed he got a little upset at the Kraft/massage joke.  Lighten up Francis. 

Apparently the big mean Ross hurt little Tommy's mangina.  

[edjr 5,625]

12 hours ago, thegeneral said:

Kim Kardashian dropping some bombs

She didn't write her own jokes. Nikki Glaser wrote her own, she is awesome in roasts.

did not watch yet. 

[thegeneral 1,491]

2 minutes ago, edjr said:

She didn't write her own jokes. Nikki Glaser wrote her own, she is awesome in roasts.

did not watch yet. 

I doubt any of the non-comedians wrote their own jokes. Kardashian lobbed a few bombs though and then got blasted throughout the show.

They wear it as a badge of honor I guess. 

[EternalShinyAndChrome 2,618]

8 minutes ago, edjr said:

She didn't write her own jokes. Nikki Glaser wrote her own, she is awesome in roasts.

did not watch yet. 

Glazer and Tony Hinchcliffe were outstanding as well as Kevin hart.  Other than those 3, the rest were meh or unwatchable.

[EternalShinyAndChrome 2,618]

3 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

I doubt any of the non-comedians wrote their own jokes. Kardashian lobbed a few bombs though and then got blasted throughout the show.

They wear it as a badge of honor I guess. 

I'm not even sure how that wh0re even got the option to say anything.  WTF?  She must have blown Hart or Ross or both.  If I'm Tom Brady I'd be disrespected by having ANY Kardashian on stage.

The world needs LESS Kardashians, not more.

[edjr 5,625]

2 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

I doubt any of the non-comedians wrote their own jokes. Kardashian lobbed a few bombs though and then got blasted throughout the show.

They wear it as a badge of honor I guess. 

Did you see the Pam Anderson one? Check it out if not