***EdEx PGA Championship 2024***

[Horseman 2,438]

11 minutes ago, edjr said:

and you following him into this thread to say that is what?

Same as the post above this sentence.  Why you always defending the twinks?

[BeachGuy23 642]

20 minutes ago, edjr said:

and you following him into this thread to say that is what?

Dude is obsessed with me and stalks me like a teen girl in love.

And he calls me, a noted lifter, a twink?  After the gay boi posted gay porn?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[jerryskids 6,734]

What's the next tourney, Memorial?  Whatever, I'll take Scheffler if he isn't in a jail cell next to Trump.  

[bostonlager 2,664]

7 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

What's the next tourney, Memorial?  Whatever, I'll take Scheffler if he isn't in a jail cell next to Trump.  

The Memorial is next.  

[bostonlager 2,664]

Theegala is locked in. I hope he is using Uber this week, because they are liable to send his ass to GITMO

[remote controller 143]

9 hours ago, dain11279 said:

I just saw the video, they put him in handcuffs and said he was going to jail. What a world we live in

 

He started the morning off in jail and in Ricky Fowler Orange!

[jerryskids 6,734]

23 minutes ago, bostonlager said:

Theegala is locked in. I hope he is using Uber this week, because they are liable to send his ass to GITMO

I just haven't bought into Theegala.  His swing looks so sloppy to me, I can't believe it holds up under competition pressure.  Yet clearly, it often does.  

[bostonlager 2,664]

Just now, jerryskids said:

I just haven't bought into Theegala.  His swing looks so sloppy to me, I can't believe it holds up under competition pressure.  Yet clearly, it often does.  

I was hesitant for the longest time to draft him and then I got tired of seeing him in contention what seems like every week and him not being on my roster. 

[bostonlager 2,664]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C7E4ae8ucoO/?igsh=d3Zkank4YnRwMWJw
 

[WhiteWonder 2,723]

Fock you Adam Scott. 
 

sorry wrong thread 

[patweisers44 840]

8 hours ago, bostonlager said:

 

Most punchable mugshot ever.

[bostonlager 2,664]

3 minutes ago, patweisers44 said:

Most punchable mugshot ever.

 

I'll take a pitching wedge to Patrick Cantlay's face all day before I harmed a hair on Scottie's head. 

[bostonlager 2,664]

41 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

I just haven't bought into Theegala.  His swing looks so sloppy to me, I can't believe it holds up under competition pressure.  Yet clearly, it often does.  

Watching his last few holes since you posted this and yes, I get the sloppy. He's a big, tall lanky bastard though so I give a pass there. What I don't get is the Hideki, mannerisms. He just hit an approach on a par three, has a one handed follow through where he almost drops the club, and he has a 15 footer for birdie. Maybe that sucks for him. 

[bostonlager 2,664]

FYI: My course was closed today so I couldn't play, but ed is in the lead so scores will be delayed. 

[bostonlager 2,664]

 

Uncle Mark saying the quiet part out loud. 

[bostonlager 2,664]

You can easily tell DJ has been spending his time on nose nachos and Paulina's ass. The crypt keeper has a better suntan than he does.  

[patweisers44 840]

47 minutes ago, bostonlager said:

You can easily tell DJ has been spending his time on nose nachos and Paulina's ass. The crypt keeper has a better suntan than he does.  

Needs to find one to make the cut. Find an eight ball of Kentucky Krell and come out firing tomorrow

[WhiteWonder 2,723]

Damn. Fleetwood going to be the guy the kills my 7 player top 40 parlay 

[bostonlager 2,664]

7 minutes ago, patweisers44 said:

Needs to find one to make the cut. Find an eight ball of Kentucky Krell and come out firing tomorrow

That sh1t they have in Kentucky is cheap trucker speed. He will need to travel north of the Ohio river to get something decent. 

[bostonlager 2,664]

3 minutes ago, WhiteWonder said:

Damn. Fleetwood going to be the guy the kills my 7 player top 40 parlay 

I love you, buddy but you have to lay off the parlays. single bets would have you 6-1 sounds like. 

[bostonlager 2,664]

TV coverage is over I guess. This is what I have so far with lots of scores TBD

[bostonlager 2,664]

	PGA Championship
Cloaca	1	2	3	4
Scottie Scheffler	-4	-9
Viktor Hovland	-3
Justin Thomas	-2	-6
Akshay Bhatia	2
Jake Knapp	4	2
Mackenzie Hughes	3	2
Total	-9	-13
bostonlager	1	2	3	4
Rory McIlroy	-5
Sahith Theegala	-6
Byeong Hun An	0
Talor Gooch	0	-1
Stephan Jaeger	-1	-1
Taylor Moore	-4
Total	-15
Patweiser	1	2	3	4
Brooks Koepka	-4
Patrick Cantlay	-1	-4
Sepp Straka	0
Dustin Johnson	2
Shane Lowry	-2	-4
Nicolai Hojgaard	-1
Total	-7
Dain	1	2	3	4
Ludvig Aberg	1
Jason Day	0	-4
Sungjae Im	2	3
Denny McCarthy	2	4
Corey Conners	-1
JT Poston	1	5
Total	0	3
Fumbleweed	1	2	3	4
Xander Shauffele	-9	-12
Tommy Fleetwood	1
Tyrell Hatton	0
Jordan Spieth	-2
Tony Finau	-6
Brian Harman	1	-2
Total	-17
Alias Detective	1	2	3	4
Jon Rahm	-1	0
Max Homa	-3
Si Woo Kim	2	5
Russell Henley	-1
Alex Noren	-4	-5
Christiaan Bezuidenhout	3	0
Total	-8	-5
edjr	1	2	3	4
Collin Morikawa	-5	-11
Cameron Smith	-3
Tom Kim	-5	-5
Min Woo Lee	1	-4
Dean Burmester	-2
Adrian Meronk	3
Total	-13	-20
WhiteWonder	1	2	3	4
Bryson Dechambeau	-3
Cameron Young	-2	-2
Matt Fitzpatrick	-2	0
Will Zalatoris	0	-3
Patrick Reed	-2	-3
Adam Scott	1	3
Total	-7	-8
Jerryskids
Wyndham Clark	0	4
Joaquin Neimann	2	-1
Hideki Matsuyama	-1
Sam Burns	1	3
Keith Mitchell	0	0
Chris Kirk	2	5
Total	-1	2

[WhiteWonder 2,723]

37 minutes ago, bostonlager said:

I love you, buddy but you have to lay off the parlays. single bets would have you 6-1 sounds like. 

I hit a good amount of my parlays actually. 
also it’s top 40 finish so we won’t know until Sunday evening. 
 

 $5 wager to win $250. 

Some of the legs are -300 like Xander so 7 individual bets are not that great. 

[bostonlager 2,664]

In a perfect world, Xander and Finau would get caught up in a prostitution sting tonight and allow the rest of us a chance to win. 

[bostonlager 2,664]

I'm going to have some drinks. Here is what we have so far. If even ends up making the cut I will fix you scores later. 

[bostonlager 2,664]

	PGA Championship
Cloaca	1	2	3	4
Scottie Scheffler	-4	-9
Viktor Hovland	-3	-8
Justin Thomas	-2	-6
Akshay Bhatia	2
Jake Knapp	4	2
Mackenzie Hughes	3	2
Total	-9	-23
bostonlager	1	2	3	4
Rory McIlroy	-5	-5
Sahith Theegala	-6
Byeong Hun An	0	-4
Talor Gooch	0	-1
Stephan Jaeger	-1	-1
Taylor Moore	-4
Total	-15	-10
Patweiser	1	2	3	4
Brooks Koepka	-4
Patrick Cantlay	-1	-4
Sepp Straka	0
Dustin Johnson	2	-1
Shane Lowry	-2	-4
Nicolai Hojgaard	-1
Total	-7	-9
Dain	1	2	3	4
Ludvig Aberg	1	0
Jason Day	0	-4
Sungjae Im	2	3
Denny McCarthy	2	4
Corey Conners	-1	-1
JT Poston	1	5
Total	0	-5
Fumbleweed	1	2	3	4
Xander Shauffele	-9	-12
Tommy Fleetwood	1
Tyrell Hatton	0
Jordan Spieth	-2	-4
Tony Finau	-6
Brian Harman	1	-2
Total	-17	-18
Alias Detective	1	2	3	4
Jon Rahm	-1	0
Max Homa	-3	-4
Si Woo Kim	2	5
Russell Henley	-1	-3
Alex Noren	-4	-5
Christiaan Bezuidenhout	3	0
Total	-8	-12
edjr	1	2	3	4
Collin Morikawa	-5	-11
Cameron Smith	-3	-4
Tom Kim	-5	-5
Min Woo Lee	1	-4
Dean Burmester	-2
Adrian Meronk	3	1
Total	-13	-20
WhiteWonder	1	2	3	4
Bryson Dechambeau	-3
Cameron Young	-2	-2
Matt Fitzpatrick	-2	0
Will Zalatoris	0	-3
Patrick Reed	-2	-3
Adam Scott	1	3
Total	-7	-8
Jerryskids
Wyndham Clark	0	4
Joaquin Neimann	2	-1
Hideki Matsuyama	-1
Sam Burns	1	3
Keith Mitchell	0	0
Chris Kirk	2	5
Total	-1	2

[WhiteWonder 2,723]

4 hours ago, WhiteWonder said:

Damn. Fleetwood going to be the guy the kills my 7 player top 40 parlay 

Tommy with the eagle on 18 to make the cut 

still alive

[WhiteWonder 2,723]

PGA Championship Round 2  

1. Fumble  -24  (-12, -8, -4)  [6]

2. Cloaca  -23  (-9, -8, -6)  [3]

3. Edjr  -22  (-11, -6**, -5)  [5]

4. Lager  -20  (-10, -5, -5**)  [6]

5. Wonder  -15  (-9, -3, -3)  [4]

6. Pat  -15  (-7, -4, -4)  [5]

7. Alias  -12  (-5, -4, -3)  [3]

8. Jerry  MC  (-7, -1, E)  [2]

9. Dain  MC  (-4, -1, E)  [2]

 

Burmester and Moore still on the course for Ed and Lager, but otherwise, these are your round 2 scores. Should be an interesting weekend.   also fock you Adam Scott

[patweisers44 840]

Koepka got s couple bad breaks yesterday.  I feel like he is playing as well as anyone out there and should be there late Sunday.

[bostonlager 2,664]

I’m back. Let me sober up a bit and I’ll start updating the sheet shortly. 

[Nomad99 726]

Lowry is Enfuego today

[WhiteWonder 2,723]

So much for moving day for team WW  

need a big Sunday boys!

[patweisers44 840]

10 hours ago, patweisers44 said:

Koepka got s couple bad breaks yesterday.  I feel like he is playing as well as anyone out there and should be there late Sunday.

Jinx activated.

[bostonlager 2,664]

I've been drinking all day. Check your scores and make sure they are correct. 

 

	PGA Championship
Cloaca	1	2	3	4
Scottie Scheffler	-4	-9	-7
Viktor Hovland	-3	-8	-13
Justin Thomas	-2	-6	-10
Akshay Bhatia	2	1
Jake Knapp	4	2
Mackenzie Hughes	3	2
Total	-9	-23	-30
bostonlager	1	2	3	4
Rory McIlroy	-5	-5	-8
Sahith Theegala	-6	-10	-14
Byeong Hun An	0	-4	-3
Talor Gooch	0	-1	-2
Stephan Jaeger	-1	-1	-2
Taylor Moore	-4	-7	-9
Total	-15	-22	-31
Patweiser	1	2	3	4
Brooks Koepka	-4	-7	-4
Patrick Cantlay	-1	-4	-2
Sepp Straka	0	2
Dustin Johnson	2	-1	-1
Shane Lowry	-2	-4	-13
Nicolai Hojgaard	-1	-1	-4
Total	-7	-15	-21
Dain	1	2	3	4
Ludvig Aberg	1	0
Jason Day	0	-4	-6
Sungjae Im	2	3
Denny McCarthy	2	4
Corey Conners	-1	-1
JT Poston	1	5
Total	0	-5
Fumbleweed	1	2	3	4
Xander Shauffele	-9	-12	-15
Tommy Fleetwood	1	-1	-3
Tyrell Hatton	0	-2	-5
Jordan Spieth	-2	-4	-8
Tony Finau	-6	-8	-10
Brian Harman	1	-2	-5
Total	-17	-24	-33
Alias Detective	1	2	3	4
Jon Rahm	-1	0
Max Homa	-3	-4	-6
Si Woo Kim	2	5
Russell Henley	-1	-3	-8
Alex Noren	-4	-5	-6
Christiaan Bezuidenhout	3	0
Total	-8	-12	-20
edjr	1	2	3	4
Collin Morikawa	-5	-11	-15
Cameron Smith	-3	-4	-5
Tom Kim	-5	-5	-8
Min Woo Lee	1	-4	-5
Dean Burmester	-2	-6	-11
Adrian Meronk	3	1
Total	-13	-22	-34
WhiteWonder	1	2	3	4
Bryson Dechambeau	-3	-9	-13
Cameron Young	-2	-2	-3
Matt Fitzpatrick	-2	0
Will Zalatoris	0	-3	-5
Patrick Reed	-2	-3	-3
Adam Scott	1	3
Total	-7	-15	-21
Jerryskids
Wyndham Clark	0	4
Joaquin Neimann	2	-1
Hideki Matsuyama	-1	-7
Sam Burns	1	3
Keith Mitchell	0	0
Chris Kirk	2	5
Total	-1	-8

[bostonlager 2,664]

ed's in the lead? I would have waited until tomorrow morning had I know that. 

[bostonlager 2,664]

Should be a fun day tomorrow with lots of big names at the top. Just seasoned 2 racks of ribs to put on the smoker in the morning. 

[bostonlager 2,664]

AI can make some decent video memes. 
 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7EJI-uLkI3/?igsh=aWV4dGh0c2k3MjBy

[edjr 6,580]

44 minutes ago, bostonlager said:

ed's in the lead? I would have waited until tomorrow morning had I know that. 

by 1? meh

[bostonlager 2,664]

Perfect day to get the smoker hot. 
 

https://imgur.com/a/ZQACll0

 

good luck fellas. 

[edjr 6,580]

58 minutes ago, bostonlager said:

Perfect day to get the smoker hot. 
 

https://imgur.com/a/ZQACll0

 

good luck fellas. 

nice meat