Raiders owner Mark Davis' girl is preggo

[cmh6476 1,025]

Good for him, I guess

 

[cmh6476 1,025]

the family will have an heir for the team to suck in perpetuity for the next 70 years 

 

[edjr 6,593]

not his

[Strike 5,553]

So happy to know the bowl cut will live on for another generation.

[IGotWorms 4,058]

6 minutes ago, edjr said:

not his

BBC

[weepaws 3,194]

Is it his? 

[edjr 6,593]

don’t care how rich he is, this screams cuck

[weepaws 3,194]

It doesn’t look anything like him, I hope. 

[easilyscan 926]

3 hours ago, Strike said:

So happy to know the bowl cut will live on for another generation.

You weren't kidding!

https://www.imagebam.com/view/METRL0K

[EternalShinyAndChrome 4,107]

I can tell from the pictures that this relationship is all about love and nothing else.

Women tend to like older men anyways, right?  And bowl cuts.  Women love the bowl cut.  It's irresistable.

[EternalShinyAndChrome 4,107]

Mark Davis is one ugly dude.  He's lucky he was born into money because that's the only way he's getting any.

[Engorgeous George 2,331]

2 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

I can tell from the pictures that this relationship is all about love and nothing else.

Women tend to like older men anyways, right?  And bowl cuts.  Women love the bowl cut.  It's irresistable.

If only i had known.  Maybe its not too late for me yet.

[EternalShinyAndChrome 4,107]

2 minutes ago, Engorgeous George said:

If only i had known.  Maybe its not too late for me yet.

If Mark Davis can pull it off, then there is still hope for you.  Don't delay!!!  Get the Bowl Cut right away!

Bowl Cut = Chick Magnet

[MDC 7,433]

2 hours ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

Mark Davis is one ugly dude.  He's lucky he was born into money because that's the only way he's getting any.

Maybe he’s really funny and charismatic?  

[edjr 6,593]

1 minute ago, MDC said:

Maybe he’s really funny and charismatic?  

2.3 billion? Yup. 

[Mike Honcho 5,283]

6 minutes ago, MDC said:

Maybe he’s really funny and charismatic?  

I hope so, cause he looks hideous focking chud.

[edjr 6,593]

I would let him put a baby in me too for what she is going to make. 

[edjr 6,593]

If he were smart, he would feed her with as much coke and drugs as she wants. 

[EternalShinyAndChrome 4,107]

1 hour ago, MDC said:

Maybe he’s really funny and charismatic?  

No doubt!

[Mike Honcho 5,283]

Hayden Hopkins reveals truth about pregnancy after Raiders owner Mark Davis rumored to be father

Oops.

Dov Kleiman was wrong, again.

Kleiman, a much-derided NFL news aggregator on X, posted on Monday night that the Raiders’ owner, Mark Davis, and dancer and choreographer Hayden Hopkins are expecting a child together after much internet chatter.

Except it wasn’t true.

Hopkins quickly dispelled the rumor, and Kleiman subsequently deleted his post on X.

“Reports of Mark Davis being the father of my child are wildly untrue,” Hopkins wrote on X. “I was pictured sitting next to him at a game in 2022 and have endured false rumors of a romantic relationship since. I was just a guest sitting in the owner’s box with other friends.

“These continued media stories are negatively affecting what should be my happiest days. Joey and I are excited to welcome our baby in the fall.”

Hopkins announced her pregnancy four weeks ago on her Instagram, which sparked plenty of comments about the baby potentially being Davis’.

[EternalShinyAndChrome 4,107]

Just now, Mike Honcho said:

Hayden Hopkins reveals truth about pregnancy after Raiders owner Mark Davis rumored to be father

Oops.

Dov Kleiman was wrong, again.

Kleiman, a much-derided NFL news aggregator on X, posted on Monday night that the Raiders’ owner, Mark Davis, and dancer and choreographer Hayden Hopkins are expecting a child together after much internet chatter.

Except it wasn’t true.

Hopkins quickly dispelled the rumor, and Kleiman subsequently deleted his post on X.

“Reports of Mark Davis being the father of my child are wildly untrue,” Hopkins wrote on X. “I was pictured sitting next to him at a game in 2022 and have endured false rumors of a romantic relationship since. I was just a guest sitting in the owner’s box with other friends.

“These continued media stories are negatively affecting what should be my happiest days. Joey and I are excited to welcome our baby in the fall.”

Hopkins announced her pregnancy four weeks ago on her Instagram, which sparked plenty of comments about the baby potentially being Davis’.

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4 hours ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

If Mark Davis can pull it off, then there is still hope for you.  Don't delay!!!  Get the Bowl Cut right away!

Bowl Cut = Chick Magnet

Yup . More Howard was loved by the ladies. They loved him

[HellToupee 1,779]

18 hours ago, edjr said:

not his

Chandler Jones?

[kutulu 1,676]

Just baby, baby

[edjr 6,593]

8 minutes ago, kutulu said:

Just baby, baby

If you're going to post once a week and try to be funny. Do better. 

[kutulu 1,676]

38 minutes ago, edjr said:

If you're going to post once a week and try to be funny. Do better. 

I'll respond to your critique next week

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