I am questioning my manhood

[Engorgeous George 2,123]

I have no WD-40 out in my garage.  How could I let this happen?

[Engorgeous George 2,123]

I am probably only moments away from watching a WNBA game.

[Engorgeous George 2,123]

I may buy a bike with a lowered cross bar.

[EternalShinyAndChrome 3,828]

Might as well head over to a Pride parade too.  Unforgivable.

[Strike 5,185]

I measured and today I'm only 11.5 inches instead of my normal 12.  May have to kill myself

[Engorgeous George 2,123]

1 minute ago, Strike said:

I measured and today I'm only 11.5 inches instead of my normal 12.  May have to kill myself

Watch an Olivia Dunne floor exercise routine and then remeasure.

[Engorgeous George 2,123]

I do have some 3 in 1 oil out there so aparently I am also over 80.  Damn, its been a bad morning.

[cyclone24 1,912]

Don’t feel bad. Went on a walk with my wife the other night and I properly identified two different random flowers.
 

I could literally feel a piece of me dying inside

[Dozer FBG 324]

For an anniversary gift I got the wife a full on bird watching set up. Different types of feeders, all the seed, bad ass binoculars, identification books…

Now I can tell you the migratory habits of every bird in our state, what kind of nest they build, who feeds the fledglings, and can identify most birds by their calls alone.

Very manly hobby!

ETA: just checked. I have four cans of WD-40. Three different sizes, all nearly full. Only one straw though.

[lickin_starfish 1,889]

I've got WD-40, Fluid Film, and PB Blaster. I skinned my hairy knuckles turning wrenches, and steak sauce came out. Women from the neighborhood gather to watch me mow the lawn.

[MTSkiBum 1,620]

I rebuilt a salt water boat trailer this winter, and I do not own wd-40. 

If you ever need to loosen a bolt that has been corroded with salt water wd-40 doesn't do crap, you need kroil and heat.

[MTSkiBum 1,620]

5 minutes ago, lickin_starfish said:

I've got WD-40, Fluid Film, and PB Blaster. I skinned my hairy knuckles turning wrenches, and steak sauce came out. Women from the neighborhood gather to watch me mow the lawn.

Pb blaster is good as well.

[TimHauck 2,600]

24 minutes ago, MTSkiBum said:

I rebuilt a salt water boat trailer this winter

Did you hire @Vyse / digby / @Stryker Ryker to detail it?

[MTSkiBum 1,620]

11 minutes ago, TimHauck said:

Did you hire @Vyse / digby / @Stryker Ryker to detail it?

My buddy that I share the boat with helped. 

We replaced bunks/bunk mounts, hubs, tires, and rewired. Next year the axle and suspension will need replaced. 

 

[Engorgeous George 2,123]

16 minutes ago, MTSkiBum said:

My buddy that I share the boat with helped. 

We replaced bunks/bunk mounts, hubs, tires, and rewired. Next year the axle and suspension will need replaced. 

 

The way I am going by next year I would need help backing that trailer.

[jerryskids 6,554]

1 hour ago, Dozer FBG said:

For an anniversary gift I got the wife a full on bird watching set up. Different types of feeders, all the seed, bad ass binoculars, identification books…

Now I can tell you the migratory habits of every bird in our state, what kind of nest they build, who feeds the fledglings, and can identify most birds by their calls alone.

Very manly hobby!

ETA: just checked. I have four cans of WD-40. Three different sizes, all nearly full. Only one straw though.

I got the can with the integrated straw (or at least you leave it in; I never tried to take it out).  

Cool on the bird watching stuff.  I've started dabbling in it. What kind of binoculars did you get? I've been eyeing (heh heh) the Nikon Monarch M5 8x42

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09JGL3DTK/?coliid=I3EARD28RJG0JX&colid=3D0O071HRINU9

Also, check out an app called Merlin.  You can take photos of birds and identify/log them.  Same with sounds.  And vice versa; it'll play the song or show the picture.

[frank 2,276]

A door was squeaking at work, so I brought in a WD-40 pen and took care of business.

[Dozer FBG 324]

3 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

I got the can with the integrated straw (or at least you leave it in; I never tried to take it out).  

Cool on the bird watching stuff.  I've started dabbling in it. What kind of binoculars did you get? I've been eyeing (heh heh) the Nikon Monarch M5 8x42

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09JGL3DTK/?coliid=I3EARD28RJG0JX&colid=3D0O071HRINU9

Also, check out an app called Merlin.  You can take photos of birds and identify/log them.  Same with sounds.  And vice versa; it'll play the song or show the picture.

The original Bino’s were Kowa 8x30, but we have five or six pair now!

Yeah, that Merlin App is awesome! You get to where your ears perk up when you hear a new call, and then Merlin identifies by sound. Very cool app!

[BunnysBastatrds 2,308]

 Put some duct tape on it 

[wiffleball 4,788]

Think I've watched too much Food Network.  Fixed a squeaky hinge with virgin avocado oil.