Father’s Day advice

[Mungwater 593]

What advice did your dad give you that you still listen today?

 

[Strike 5,182]

Don't trust whitey

[Engorgeous George 2,117]

43 minutes ago, Mungwater said:

What advice did your dad give you that you still listen today?

 

If you think she's funky put a rain coat on your monkey.

[weepaws 3,148]

45 minutes ago, Strike said:

Don't trust whitey

Winner, Nice. 

[wiffleball 4,788]

Don't schtup your Mother.

[Bert 1,128]

Don't touch your retirement savings and always have a job.

[LaChup 228]

Son, you have balls.....now go off and be a man.

[Cloaca du jour 2,147]

You can watch a thief, but you can never trust a liar.

[kilroy69 1,215]

My dad gave me the best advice ever. He told me that ALL women are crazy. It is up to the man to decide if he can handle her particular version of crazy. It has very much turned out to be true.  

[5-Points 3,385]

"Don't let that aircraft carrier mouth overload your row boat ass."

[5-Points 3,385]

"When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."

[BunnysBastatrds 2,303]

 Never go into battle without your helmet on

[Maximum Overkill 1,738]

 

 

[seafoam1 2,797]

7 minutes ago, Maximum Overkill said:

 

 

This is funny but it's sad at the same time. Creepy joe should be locked up.