What do you have when you bury 82 million liberals up to their necks in cement?

[seafoam1 2,799]

Not enough cement. 

[weepaws 3,152]

Wicked Conservatives.  

[Horseman 2,353]

Concrete. It's funny, but it's concrete not cement. 

[Thornton Melon 603]

72 million less votes for Democrats 

[Engorgeous George 2,123]

Liberals whose pockets are difficult to pick?

 

An interesting place for your dog to mark its territory?

 

 

[Engorgeous George 2,123]

A slalom course for inexperienced skateboarders?

 

Cement that lacks structural intergrity?

[easilyscan 857]

A good start ?

[RaiderHaters Revenge 4,236]

A threat to democracy 

[Nomad99 699]

14 hours ago, Horseman said:

Concrete. It's funny, but it's concrete not cement. 

It's only concrete if you introduce aggregate & sand.....other than that, it's cement. 

[MDC 7,120]

I’ve got one. What’s the difference between Peefoam and a bucket of shiit?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The bucket!  

[jonmx 2,424]

45 minutes ago, Thornton Melon said:

72 million less votes for Democrats 

Death has never stopped Democrats from voting. 

[seafoam1 2,799]

15 minutes ago, MDC said:

I’ve got one. What’s the difference between Peefoam and a bucket of shiit?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The bucket!  

Aww. I hurt your feelers by telling you the truth about yourself so you felt the need for hitting the enter button 50 times.  

[thegeneral 2,889]

And they say conservatives aren’t funny. This is great stuff!

[League Champion 1,896]

1 minute ago, seafoam1 said:

Aww. I hurt your feelers by telling you the truth about yourself. 

Did you know that MDC admiringly lives in Fishtown, PA. It happens to be the drug capital of the United States, facts. 

So you can't take anyone who's rent is 89 cents and a handy seriously. 

[seafoam1 2,799]

10 minutes ago, jonmx said:

Death has never stopped Democrats from voting. 

Nope.

[seafoam1 2,799]

7 minutes ago, League Champion said:

Did you know that MDC admiringly lives in Fishtown, PA. It happens to be the drug capital of the United States, facts. 

So you can't take anyone who's rent is 89 cents and a handy seriously. 

Fishtown is low class lazy shlt America. People go there to die. mdc wakes up every morning, looks at his big wife, his out of work kids, his 1950s living room and kitchen, his dirty neighborhood, and waits for the end hoping it comes sooner rather than later. 

[Horseman 2,353]

41 minutes ago, Nomad99 said:

It's only concrete if you introduce aggregate & sand.....other than that, it's cement. 

And water. Even just cement and water is grout, not cement. You're not going to bury people in dry cement, the saying should be concrete.   

[thegeneral 2,889]

There’s that patented conservative humor. Good stuff boys!

[seafoam1 2,799]

20 minutes ago, Horseman said:

And water. Even just cement and water is grout, not cement. You're not going to bury people in dry cement, the saying should be concrete.   

Why not? What would happen if you did?

[Horseman 2,353]

3 minutes ago, seafoam1 said:

Why not? What would happen if you did?

Up to their necks they'd probably get really sick for breathing it in.  They wouldn't be able to escape concrete though, the weight would hold them down, then harden trapping them forever.

[Horseman 2,353]

Plus it's cheaper.  Cement is the most expensive ingredient in concrete. 

[seafoam1 2,799]

1 minute ago, Horseman said:

Up to their necks they'd probably get really sick for breathing it in.  They wouldn't be able to escape concrete though, the weight would hold them down, then harden trapping them forever.

Yep. Not enough cement was the punch line. 

[thegeneral 2,889]

That whole cement versus concrete issue was really what was holding this joke back. Glad we workshopped that.