frank 2,335 Posted June 5 I went to see Blue Oyster Cult recently. They were having technical issues so there was a short break between songs and Buck Dharma told this joke: Ham and Eggs walked into a bar, and the bartender said, We don't serve breakfast here. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,335 Posted June 5 Last weekend, the radio announcer for the Auburn baseball game said: This crowd makes me think of mayonnaise. Mayonnaise a lot of people here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiffTannen 1,103 Posted June 5 What do you call a bee that can’t fly properly? Kobe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,574 Posted June 5 Went to a Jefferson Airplane on ert many moons ago. Grace Slick took a break and came back with a mic stand in front of her poosay. Another woman started telling jokes from her poosay. “Any big dicks out there? I need to be there. I’m a two by four.” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
easilyscan 997 Posted June 5 What's another use for venetian blinds in Ethiopia ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
easilyscan 997 Posted June 5 1 hour ago, easilyscan said: What's another use for venetian blinds in Ethiopia ? Bunk Beds 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tebok 443 Posted June 5 I'm in a theater thing where there is this joke in the script: What causes a woman to lose 95 percent of her intelligence? Divorce! POW! VEAL! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tebok 443 Posted June 5 How did Peefoam break his arm at the golf course? He fell off the ball-washing machine! POW! VEAL! NEW KEYBOARDS FOR ALL! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 3,379 Posted June 5 38 minutes ago, Tebok said: How did Peefoam break his arm at the golf course? POW! I love being peed on!! How did pimpledoosh ever attract a woman? He never did!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMatt 323 Posted 21 hours ago I thought you seeing BOC was the joke ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMatt 323 Posted 17 hours ago Did you hear our own @BunnysBastatrds started a Nightclub for men with erectile dysfunction ?? It was a Flop and No One Came ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMatt 323 Posted 17 hours ago So @SUXBNME and @TheNewGirl are doing 69 and she lets out a terrible fart. He is unfazed and keeps munching away. So she farts again and no response. Finally she lets out the loudest smelliest fart evah and Sux keeps going. TNG asks him “doesn’t the smell bother you ??” And Sux replies “ not as long as you keep that fresh air a comin ….. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMatt 323 Posted 14 hours ago @5-Points went to the eye doctor and doctor said he’s got to stop masturbating and 5 points asked doctor if his eyesight was that bad and doctor answered no but please wait until I finish the examination! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nomad99 798 Posted 8 hours ago Liberals amirite! Tip your bartenders 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,156 Posted 4 hours ago On 6/5/2025 at 12:51 AM, Tebok said: I'm in a theater thing where there is this joke in the script: What causes a woman to lose 95 percent of her intelligence? Divorce! POW! VEAL! What is the Origin of Pow Veal? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites