frank 2,290 Posted Thursday at 12:56 AM I went to see Blue Oyster Cult recently. They were having technical issues so there was a short break between songs and Buck Dharma told this joke: Ham and Eggs walked into a bar, and the bartender said, We don't serve breakfast here. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,290 Posted Thursday at 12:59 AM Last weekend, the radio announcer for the Auburn baseball game said: This crowd makes me think of mayonnaise. Mayonnaise a lot of people here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiffTannen 907 Posted Thursday at 01:23 AM What do you call a bee that can’t fly properly? Kobe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,366 Posted Thursday at 01:27 AM Went to a Jefferson Airplane on ert many moons ago. Grace Slick took a break and came back with a mic stand in front of her poosay. Another woman started telling jokes from her poosay. “Any big dicks out there? I need to be there. I’m a two by four.” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
easilyscan 902 Posted Thursday at 03:25 AM What's another use for venetian blinds in Ethiopia ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
easilyscan 902 Posted Thursday at 04:44 AM 1 hour ago, easilyscan said: What's another use for venetian blinds in Ethiopia ? Bunk Beds Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tebok 405 Posted Thursday at 04:51 AM I'm in a theater thing where there is this joke in the script: What causes a woman to lose 95 percent of her intelligence? Divorce! POW! VEAL! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tebok 405 Posted Thursday at 04:52 AM How did Peefoam break his arm at the golf course? He fell off the ball-washing machine! POW! VEAL! NEW KEYBOARDS FOR ALL! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 2,867 Posted Thursday at 05:25 AM 38 minutes ago, Tebok said: How did Peefoam break his arm at the golf course? POW! I love being peed on!! How did pimpledoosh ever attract a woman? He never did!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
