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  I’d be more concerned about the pythons and mosquitoes and swamp bugs. 

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1 hour ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

  I’d be more concerned about the pythons and mosquitoes and swamp bugs. 

And the leeches.  And the rattlers, coral snakes, and cottonmouths.  A northern boy like me would be well out of his element.

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1 hour ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

  I’d be more concerned about the pythons and mosquitoes and swamp bugs. 

I'd be more concerned about deranged Floridians.

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3 minutes ago, purdygood said:

I'd be more concerned about deranged Floridians.

It's in the Everglades, not The Villages. For the uninformed, The Villages is a large retirement community where the old people are running around giving each other STDs. 

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3 hours ago, Engorgeous George said:

And the leeches.  And the rattlers, coral snakes, and cottonmouths.  A northern boy like me would be well out of his element.

I’m afraid of cottonmouth’s/water moccasins. Not no but Fawk no. When I was twelve years old, my dad and I I were invited to go to a swamp cap. Fishing/hunting and the dads would cook and drink all night playing  cards. They were very drunk by sleepy time. Got us the next morning and we went fishing and shooting. Of course the only way to travel in the swamp is by boat. Eleven foot outboards aluminum. I was sitting up front whilst cool pop was driving. He sped towards the bank and couldn’t stop it. We hit the bank and  I flew about seven feet. Laughing I look up to make sure he’s ok, and what am I a.foot away from? A water moccasin that was shedding its skin. I froze. I  crawled slowly backwards staring at that fawker. Then I ran. 

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51 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 

I’m afraid of cottonmouth’s/water moccasins. Not no but Fawk no. When I was twelve years old, my dad and I I were invited to go to a swamp cap. Fishing/hunting and the dads would cook and drink all night playing  cards. They were very drunk by sleepy time. Got us the next morning and we went fishing and shooting. Of course the only way to travel in the swamp is by boat. Eleven foot outboards aluminum. I was sitting up front whilst cool pod was driving. He sped towards the bank and couldn’t stop it. We hit the bank and about seven feet. Laughing I look up to make sure he’s ok, and what am a foot away from? A water moccasin that was shedding its skin. I froze. I  crawled slowly backwards staring at that fawker. Then I ran. 

I miss Johnson and Evinrudes.

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On 6/26/2025 at 11:42 AM, The Elevator Killer said:

The Villages is a large retirement community where the old people are running around giving each other STDs

Tell me you’re a rube without telling me you’re a rube. Just kidding, my MIL has lived there for 5 years and over the years we visited there a couple of times a year. The STD story was based on one year about 8-10 years ago where the cases of stds went from like 2 to 4 

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Since at one time it was an airport I presume there is at least one road in and out.  At best it should be described as partially or mostly surrounded by swamp, but it is not as if it is an island.  Granted, escapees, if any, would be fairly easy to locate if they tried to run out along whatever roadway there is, but they would have that option.  Also, is swamp boat or swamp buggy use prohibited in the vicinity?  

 

Kristi Noem seems pretty tall and svelte in that clip.

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14 hours ago, HellToupee said:

Tell me you’re a rube without telling me you’re a rube. Just kidding, my MIL has lived there for 5 years and over the years we visited there a couple of times a year. The STD story was based on one year about 8-10 years ago where the cases of stds went from like 2 to 4 

I thought I had made that up. 😂

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On 6/26/2025 at 11:42 PM, The Elevator Killer said:

It's in the Everglades, not The Villages. For the uninformed, The Villages is a large retirement community where the old people are running around giving each other STDs. 

Still nicer than anywhere in California 

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Same housing used for hurricane victims. Suck it libs

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6 hours ago, The Real timschochet said:

Hopefully it will be Trump’s new home when he finally serves time in a few years. 

 

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10 hours ago, The Real timschochet said:

Hopefully it will be Trump’s new home when he finally serves time in a few years. 

For what?  

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3 minutes ago, Tree of Knowledge said:

For what?  

 MAGA

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12 hours ago, iam90sbaby said:

Still nicer than anywhere in California 

Come on now. California is full of old people passing out STDs. 

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10 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said:

Come on now. California is full of old people passing out STDs. 

Yeah, but California is monkey pox and AIDS.  

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30 minutes ago, squistion said:

 

and?  so what?  a prison/holding center being built in record time

you do realize only criminals are being sent there, not moms or anything, and the entire facility is air conditioned

idiots like you begged for NY to keep facilities like this, this is better than anything homeless have.  Why don't we build these every where and make homelessness illegal??

 

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7 minutes ago, squistion said:

 

Those fockers got in a river when they illigally crossed into our country. So we’re supposed to get weepy that there was a little flood ? 

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23 minutes ago, squistion said:

 

Don't come here illegally.   You donating a boat to take them home?

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3 hours ago, squistion said:

 

That's not rainwater........

It's Liberal Crocodile tears😅🤣💥

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39 minutes ago, Ron_Artest said:

The cruelty is the point.  They love cruelty.

Do Alligators like Mexican? 

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39 minutes ago, Ron_Artest said:

The cruelty is the point.  They love cruelty.

You’re on the good side. 

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On 7/3/2025 at 11:37 AM, The Elevator Killer said:

Come on now. California is full of old people passing out STDs. 

And one of them is one of own !

 

Just sayin’ :wave:

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2 hours ago, Ron_Artest said:

The cruelty is the point.  They love cruelty.

Biden's Arizona facility was cruel.  

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2 hours ago, Ron_Artest said:

The cruelty is the point.  They love cruelty.

And they proved it again in the Father Trump thread cheering this video I posted. 

 

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19 minutes ago, squistion said:

And they proved it again in the Father Trump thread cheering this video I posted. 

 

Like you celebrating teenage girls drowning in a flood since it gave you a twitter political point?   Awful human.

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20 minutes ago, squistion said:

And they proved it again in the Father Trump thread cheering this video I posted. 

 

That's awesome! 😂

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1 hour ago, squistion said:

And they proved it again in the Father Trump thread cheering this video I posted. 

 

Curious how you know who created that video clip?  Depending on view one could think it is celebration or denigration of callousness

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1 hour ago, squistion said:

And they proved it again in the Father Trump thread cheering this video I posted. 

 

I didn't vote for it, but it's a great perk. No matter who created it. :thumbsup:

And what makes the prison so "dangerous". It's air conditioned for God's sake. 

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